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Pookah posted:I was just having another look at https://www.theuncomfortable.com/ and saw this line in the designer's 'about' section: I would like to see her products used to sell regular things on infomercials.
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Trig Discipline posted:She's giving you store brand blow jobs? Dude, sever. President's Choice?
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Trig Discipline posted:She's giving you store brand blow jobs? Dude, sever. CTF's wife's blow jobs are mass produced on a factory line.
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Blow jobs are like pizza. Even a bad one is usually pretty good.
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Imagined posted:Blow jobs are like pizza. Even a bad one is usually pretty good. What about blow jobs with pineapple?
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Paladinus posted:What about blow jobs with pineapple? That's what the hole in the slices is for
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Paladinus posted:What about blow jobs with pineapple? Well if you eat a lot of pineapple she more likely to swallow, so even better?
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Imagined posted:Blow jobs are like pizza. Even a bad one is usually pretty good. You've clearly never had a really bad pizza.
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RatHat posted:You've clearly never had a really bad pizza.
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RatHat posted:You've clearly never had a really bad pizza. No such thing. Even the cardboard rectangle pizza from school was good. 
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Imagined posted:Blow jobs are like pizza. Even a bad one is usually pretty good. Unless it has teeth in it.
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I feel like teeth in pizza is on par with pineapple in being weird and gross
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Paladinus posted:What about blow jobs with pineapple? Professionals use grapefruits (NWS, be sure to turn your volume to maximum)
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swordfish duelist posted:No such thing. Even the cardboard rectangle pizza from school was good. Just imagine I posted that video of a smug guy making the world's worst pizza in a garbage-fired brick oven pizza place in Brazil or wherever because I can't find the link right now.
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Pookah posted:I was just having another look at https://www.theuncomfortable.com/ and saw this line in the designer's 'about' section:    
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Subjunctive posted:Why do you still use it? Would you like to buy me a new one?
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It's funny because they don't offer that for free everyday or at reasonable times like every 3-star motel ever.
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Thank you Marriott, the half hour of free mini muffins really helped me work through some stuff.
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C U When U Get There
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knows a black guy posted:Thank you Marriott, the half hour of free mini muffins really helped me work through some stuff. I think you underestimate how much mini muffins and coffee I can inhale with in 30 minutes.
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LogisticEarth posted:Just imagine I posted that video of a smug guy making the world's worst pizza in a garbage-fired brick oven pizza place in Brazil or wherever because I can't find the link right now. I got u fam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
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Ah, the finest authentic pizza you can buy. *stuffs more old used pizza boxes into the brick oven*
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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/907470283203735554 https://twitter.com/drmattdambrosio/status/907468332500008961 https://twitter.com/SnickerBUTT69/status/907472560836825090
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thanks for the mini Muslims on this very special day, Mariott
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Pookah posted:Also coffee and teapots that fail one of their fundamental requirements - which is to pour well, are depressingly common. "It probably won a prize." - The Design of Everyday Things
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Honestly, that would be a lot more funny if the actress was Lisa Ann
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terrorists won.
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Zopotantor posted:"It probably won a prize." I will get and read this book, it sounds very interesting.
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I was looking for those dog centaur pictures to show to someone and the google search came up with some weird stuff Hot dog centaur?  Reverse centaur  Not actually NWS but I'm linking it because it's probably someone's hosed up fetish.   That is the WRONG kind of dog centaur. 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I was looking for those dog centaur pictures to show to someone and the google search came up with some weird stuff Just ask yourself, "how would these beings wear their pants?"
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Just ask yourself, "how would these beings wear their pants?" If they wear braces they'll have to hook 'em over their ears.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Not actually NWS but I'm linking it because it's probably someone's hosed up fetish. This is definitely someones fetish, that guys face is right out of a "learn to draw just like anime!" book that they picked solely so they can illustrate their weird rear end fetish poo poo.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I love the reverse centaur! M... Mike Pence?
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