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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
are you sure you werent thinking of this?

https://soundcloud.com/bong-iguana/making-big-room-out-of-the-sound-of-a-dick-hitting-a-toilet-seat

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I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Zipperelli. posted:

Of all the things I've searched Google for, for thread content, this is actually where I draw the line.

More like Hurricane Harvey amirite? :haw:

(Is this humor? I don't get how humor works.)

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

queserasera posted:

More like Hurricane Harvey amirite? :haw:

(Is this humor? I don't get how humor works.)

Clearly. I make jokes about my own stupidity better than that. :cmon:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Preoptopus posted:

Requesting that video of the russian looking dude slapping his cock onto a synthasizer in his adidas pants with a chick in a one peice swim suit dancing next to him.

Compliance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNyG-xu-7SQ

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
Not to change gears... but

This kind of thing goes here right?

New Milford councilman resigns after furor over “furry” activities
http://www.newstimes.com/local/article/New-Milford-councilman-resigns-after-furor-over-12181577.php#photo-14068944

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost




Let me tell you, clicking the "similar results" on GIS is my new favorite boredom cure. poo poo gets wild, real fast.

Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 10:52 on Sep 12, 2017

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Double post. Whoops

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

This again?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

© Splash News

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Who even is that

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Who even is that

It's Wizard Master, a pretty well-known troll. Don't engage.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Who even is that

Splash News is the world's leading celebrity and breaking news agency, providing images, video and stories to top publishers across the globe.

Splash News is the ONLY place for entertainment news on YouTube. We give you the hottest daily celebrity updates that guarantee you will stay on top of the latest Hollywood stories.

We don't deal in gossip. We deal in fact. So whether you love watching Miley Cyrus twerking or hearing the latest on celeb breakups and makeups Splash News is the YouTube channel for you.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

durrrrrrr

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
Grrrr amy schumer

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
I'm the fat shaming

SantaJesus
Sep 29, 2008
I will NOT stop watching Miley Cyrus twerking and I will NEVER stop posting about watching Miley Cyrus twerking :argh:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
She's not a bad-looking lady and I'd certainly ask her out if she wasn't a celebrity and lived near me. Her comedy isn't very good and a lot of it is apparently stolen from other comics, but her appearance has no bearing on any of that.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
It looks like she's mopping the water :3:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sludge Tank posted:

It looks like she's mopping the water :3:

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Knee posted:

Not to change gears... but

This kind of thing goes here right?

New Milford councilman resigns after furor over “furry” activities
http://www.newstimes.com/local/article/New-Milford-councilman-resigns-after-furor-over-12181577.php#photo-14068944

This is good. This is so good. If you don't wanna click it, enjoy this:

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
Haha oh man, look at that woman! I loving hate women.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Every time Amy Schumer comes up I like to bring up that one of my friends dated her a few years ago for awhile and he says that she is super nice and super funny and they're still really good friends now.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Please don't engage Wizard Master. The second someone gets all excited about Amy Schumer (who does in fact look like she is mopping the water), he moves on to other regular looking women and the whole thread derails. No more Schumer chat.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

text me a vag pic posted:

This is good. This is so good. If you don't wanna click it, enjoy this:



http://nypost.com/2017/09/12/ted-cruz-likes-x-rated-porn-video-on-twitter/

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Don't talk about AUG women, AUG women are off topic in the AUG thread for AUG

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

But guys who own yeah that's AUG thread material somehow

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

the popular kids
Dec 27, 2010

Time for some thrilling heroics.

So I'm asking you Americans in the thread. You can't burn the flag or step on it or speak against it, but it's okay to rest your cock and balls on it all day?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

the popular kids posted:

So I'm asking you Americans in the thread. You can't burn the flag or step on it or speak against it, but it's okay to rest your cock and balls on it all day?

Only if you're white.

And then only if you're Right wing.

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

the popular kids posted:

So I'm asking you Americans in the thread. You can't burn the flag or step on it or speak against it, but it's okay to rest your cock and balls on it all day?

You can burn the flag and step on and speak against it, as they are supreme court tested free speech rights. (Yes there's a portion of the country that want it to be a felony, and its the same portion that have giant ones on their trucks draped on their vehicles which is actually against flag code)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The US may well have some other kind of system but in many countries the flag is defined very specifically by law or statute (proportions, patterns, and colours of course, sometimes also materials I guess?) and if it doesn't fit the spec to a tee, it's not legally a flag so you can literally do whatever you want with it.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Its a little too early for Halloween but this kids clown outfit is pretty good.

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Jerry Cotton posted:

The US may well have some other kind of system but in many countries the flag is defined very specifically by law or statute (proportions, patterns, and colours of course, sometimes also materials I guess?) and if it doesn't fit the spec to a tee, it's not legally a flag so you can literally do whatever you want with it.

US does the same thing, otherwise the great majority of flag gear you see is against flag code (Needs 13 bars, red/white, 50 stars, white on blue)

http://www.military.com/flag-day/us-flag-code.html

That's how disney world gets around lowering/half staffing its billions of flags. They all are missing some stars.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Twink porn getting weird.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Sloober posted:

US does the same thing, otherwise the great majority of flag gear you see is against flag code (Needs 13 bars, red/white, 50 stars, white on blue)

http://www.military.com/flag-day/us-flag-code.html

That's how disney world gets around lowering/half staffing its billions of flags. They all are missing some stars.

mods change name to grandma email forward credulity

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

is this a proud boy

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

Tetracube posted:

is this a proud boy

If he knows five types of cereal, yes.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Sloober posted:

US does the same thing, otherwise the great majority of flag gear you see is against flag code (Needs 13 bars, red/white, 50 stars, white on blue)

http://www.military.com/flag-day/us-flag-code.html

That's how disney world gets around lowering/half staffing its billions of flags. They all are missing some stars.

What's gonna happen if they don't lower the flags? The flag police gonna come arrest them? They "get around it" by not giving a gently caress because who the gently caress cares.

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Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

What's gonna happen if they don't lower the flags? The flag police gonna come arrest them? They "get around it" by not giving a gently caress because who the gently caress cares.


Penalties are left to states. Florida's appears to be a misdemeanor charge

(seriously nobody cares enough to go that far, flag code on its own is laughable and anyone that is prideful of their flag probably doesn't know the actual flag codes)

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