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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

I had a deep and insane teenager hatred of new yorkers back then because they were ruining the beaches, driving worse than the old gomers already dying there, putting garbage ads on television, and talking like stroke victims all the time. 9/11 helped me partly get over what was left of it by the time I was 17.

I still can't trust someone with trump's accent and probably never will though. It's like they put in 25% of the effort of a Massachusetts accent but want 100% of the rear end in a top hat cred. It's like the southerner accent, nothing sounds like it could ever hold any water when it gets spoken like that.

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Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
I was homeschooled for 1 year because reasons, and that year happened to be 2001. I watched TV for a while, remarked to my mom that there was no way in hell that the South Tower was going to remain standing, and then proceeded with my normal morning routine of ignoring my studies and playing Starcraft while my mom went on her morning walk.

Good old carefree days of youth.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/888390194604453889

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Cruz missile on target

Burt
Sep 23, 2007

Poke.



I was working in the Middle East on an oil rig on Sept 11th.

We had the TV on and the local guys were incredibly upset, some of them sat watching with tears running down their faces.

I guess they worked out what was going to happen way faster than I did.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Since we're all sharing embarrassing stories about playing gay chicken with patriotism: I unironically listened to Jackyl's "I hate you Bin Laden" a few times in the weeks following 9/11.

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
One time I was going to join the basketball team but then I didn't.

http://www.npr.org/2017/09/12/550253168/trump-s-voting-commission-embroiled-in-new-controversy-ahead-of-next-meeting

Kobach- still a huge piece of poo poo

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I voted in Virginia with a Florida driver's license.

It's me I'm the dead guy who illegally voted.

(I used my virginia student ID)

This voter fraud thing is a case of "if you look hard enough you'll find it."

Ever suspected your significant other was cheating? Ever notice how easy it is to have your suspicions "confirmed?"

Same poo poo.

boop the snoot fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Sep 12, 2017

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/AP/status/907361904305287169

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

We're gonna wind up with people fighting in a war that predates their birth.

That's loving insane.

Thanks Obama

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

We're gonna wind up with people fighting in a war that predates their birth.

That's loving insane.

I know calling it The Forever War is what all the hip and trendy youths are doing these days, but The Second Thirty-Year's War has a better historical gut-punch.

lol it won't be over that fast

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

We're gonna wind up with people fighting in a war that predates their birth.

That's loving insane.

Was gonna post that you guys on the other side of the pond can make the mistakes we already made here, having a 30 years war. But someone beat me to it :(

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

orange juche posted:

Cruz missile on target

https://twitter.com/TheDweck/status/907469081967595522

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Goddamn there's some stupid motherfuckers in the GBS Irma thread still calling it a "Nothingburger"

17 million without power
Miami, Charleston, Jacksonville flooded
Barbuda, St Maarten demolished
Cuba badly hit

Hmm yes a nothing burger, it's almost as if evacuations and emergency response functioned to keep fatalities low?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




loving warn me next time that the tweet is gonna make me laugh

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

MA-Horus posted:

Goddamn there's some stupid motherfuckers in the GBS Irma thread still calling it a "Nothingburger"

17 million without power
Miami, Charleston, Jacksonville flooded
Barbuda, St Maarten demolished
Cuba badly hit

Hmm yes a nothing burger, it's almost as if evacuations and emergency response functioned to keep fatalities low?

I still don't have power and we barely got tickled by Irma.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



MA-Horus posted:

Goddamn there's some stupid motherfuckers in the GBS Irma thread still calling it a "Nothingburger"

17 million without power
Miami, Charleston, Jacksonville flooded
Barbuda, St Maarten demolished
Cuba badly hit

Hmm yes a nothing burger, it's almost as if evacuations and emergency response functioned to keep fatalities low?

Florida didn't break off into the ocean and sink like we all wanted, thus, nothingburger.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I will take getting snow-hosed by the long dong of winter over dealing with hurricanes any day of the week.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


MA-Horus posted:

I will take getting snow-hosed by the long dong of winter over dealing with hurricanes any day of the week.

:same:

Ice storms suck rear end though. Still would rather deal with that than a hurricane.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

The worst that happens during an ice storm is that you maybe lose power for a couple of hours. The worst that happens during a hurricane is that your house gets blown away or inundated with 20 feet of water.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



psydude posted:

The worst that happens during an ice storm is that you maybe lose power for a couple of hours. The worst that happens during a hurricane is that your house gets blown away or inundated with 20 feet of water.

Not if you live in the rural US, I went through an ice storm in northern GA in 2000 I think it was where we were without power for almost two weeks, and it took a week of 8-10 hour days to cut and drag the dozens of large trees that fell across the road leading to town and we had to clear them without emergency crew help because they were simply overwhelmed. People were still cutting up trees that fell down across non used roads over half a year later. Lesson being, don't live in the woods.

Don't know that too many people actually died from it, but it was a massive pain in the rear end.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Sep 12, 2017

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Georgia always gets the worst ice storm results. It's like it's an event they are always surprised by and then the interstate shuts down for several days.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


An ice storm knocked out power the Easter I got an SNES. That kind of sucked. Otherwise I kind of like winter storms because it's an excuse to stay home and huddle up for the day.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

We had a wicked bad ice storm here in Turannah back in...2013? I think, where there were people in the downtown core without power for a week or more. There were lineups at every Starbucks and Timmies to use the power outlets.

I remember distinctly because I was on a date and the girl couldn't invite me back to her place because she had no power. Cockblocked by mother nature.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

psydude posted:

The worst that happens during an ice storm is that you maybe lose power for a couple of hours. The worst that happens during a hurricane is that your house gets blown away or inundated with 20 feet of water.

We had an ice storm in 1998 where some areas didn't have power for upwards of three weeks and a dozen people died.

I got a week off school since it was being used as a shelter :getin:

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

psydude posted:

The worst that happens during an ice storm is that you maybe lose power for a couple of hours. The worst that happens during a hurricane is that your house gets blown away or inundated with 20 feet of water.

Went two days without power from an ice storm, some people up to 5 and thats in an area of ~400k people

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



lightpole posted:

Georgia always gets the worst ice storm results. It's like it's an event they are always surprised by and then the interstate shuts down for several days.

The problem with ice is you can't salt the roads to prep really. If you do it just washes off in the initial rain and you're wasting the salt. Once the ice sets you can salt/sand mix on the roads but the real danger is then downed trees and power lines, neither of which you can really mitigate feasibly.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Proud Christian Mom posted:

Went two days without power from an ice storm, some people up to 5 and thats in an area of ~400k people
I was skeptical when my mom put a gas fireplace in her house but for a multiday power outage during the winter it'd probably be a lifesaver since it can firemup from battery power.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Yea we had to put plastic on the hallway leading to the kitchen and bedrooms, and all lived in the living room with the fireplace. Even then it was cold as gently caress. Didn't freeze to death so it was a win in my book.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Better to just deal with snow, ice is dumb and is indicative of a terrible climate. Still haven't seen any reason to travel east of Denver.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

MA-Horus posted:

We had a wicked bad ice storm here in Turannah back in...2013? I think, where there were people in the downtown core without power for a week or more. There were lineups at every Starbucks and Timmies to use the power outlets.

I remember distinctly because I was on a date and the girl couldn't invite me back to her place because she had no power. Cockblocked by mother nature.

That ice storm took out power for a week in more than just Toronto, I think it had 20+ casualties across Canada and the US. Trees and power lines taken down all over the place. Also my puffer fish back at my parents place died. :saddowns:

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



orange juche posted:

Not if you live in the rural US, I went through an ice storm in northern GA in 2000 I think it was where we were without power for almost two weeks, and it took a week of 8-10 hour days to cut and drag the dozens of large trees that fell across the road leading to town and we had to clear them without emergency crew help because they were simply overwhelmed. People were still cutting up trees that fell down across non used roads over half a year later. Lesson being, don't live in the woods.

Don't know that too many people actually died from it, but it was a massive pain in the rear end.

Georgia, Oklahoma along that Lat 35 gets just barely below freezing where it comes down wet, then freezes the trees, powerlines ice up and go down. You could argue all of Oklahoma is rural, but power outages in populated areas around here for 3 weeks one time. We bought a generator after that. And we had a big wood stove. People did die.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

orange juche posted:

The problem with ice is you can't salt the roads to prep really. If you do it just washes off in the initial rain and you're wasting the salt. Once the ice sets you can salt/sand mix on the roads but the real danger is then downed trees and power lines, neither of which you can really mitigate feasibly.

This is a fair point. We had an ice storm here last December that was rain first, which washed away all of the pretreatment. This was the result:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocEHyA3SKKY

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



psydude posted:

This is a fair point. We had an ice storm here last December that was rain first, which washed away all of the pretreatment. This was the result:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocEHyA3SKKY

Ah so I95 business as usual then.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

LingcodKilla posted:

Reality Kings with that actress is gonna be some boring MILF stuff.

It's porn, of course it's going to be boring milf.

FAUXTON posted:

It's like the southerner accent, nothing sounds like it could ever hold any water when it gets spoken like that.

gently caress you rear end in a top hat, we're a rich tapestry of stupid accents.

Milo and POTUS fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Sep 12, 2017

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


I grew up in Miami, and my family went through Hurricane Andrew no problem. Our secret was to buy a house that was built right after a previous big hurricane, and extended right after another previous big hurricane, that wasn't within smelling distance of the ocean. We didn't even board up the three walls-worth of glass sliding doors on the leeward side of the house. Too much work! We were dumb lucky idiots with a house made from cinderblock.

Meanwhile entire neighborhoods in Redland were scythed from the earth, apparently because they were made from compressed cardboard. I remember a reporter doing a bit: he walked through Where A House Once Was, picked up a piece of a supporting wall, and snapped it in half with his bare hands. Wow, what a terrible shame, too bad there's absolutely no way to identify responsible parties and hold them to account, because if we did, the housing development pyramid scheme might slow down before we get our share out of it.

Oh, another secret: you have to be able to go without electricity for up to two weeks after the storm. IE, no a/c, in Miami, in the rainy season. That's when you'll want to evacuate. But it's survivable: unless you live in New Orleans, the roads get cleared, stores re-open, police and emergency services actually do their jobs and help you.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

orange juche posted:

Ah so I95 business as usual then.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

So did Donny have anything to say about 9/11? Or have they finally realized that it's in everyone's best interest to keep him as quiet as possible?

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



The video wherein we learn exactly what is in the mythical Schezuan Sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhc_bXGvmp0

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