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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:#BogWitch update: Is it just me or do her fingers look a bit... weird... E: Also I'm "Materials: liquid"
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I don't know if it's forced perspective but her thumb definitely weirds me out.
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Sep 12, 2017 04:07
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Clearly her snake oil has cured her of knuckle wrinkles.
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Sep 12, 2017 04:29
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TheQuietWilds posted:IIRC if you're not making very much money, then there's a standard deduction you can take that is probably more than all the reasonable things you can deduct. For most people it's both GWM and GWL because it simplifies your tax preparation considerably. I don't think they ever investigate anybody taking the standard deduction, which means very few students/etc get audited. Almost everyone (there are a few exceptions) can take the standard deduction. Sort of why it's called the standard deduction.
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Sep 12, 2017 04:49
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:#BogWitch update: #growyourownmedicine? Pretty sure the glass isn't the green part of what she's selling 
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Sep 12, 2017 04:58
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:#BogWitch update: Yo witch got some serious hotdog finger syndrome going on
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Sep 12, 2017 04:59
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Xenocides posted:Debbie gonna die. debbie does diabeetus
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Sep 12, 2017 05:07
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meat police posted:Yo witch got some serious hotdog finger syndrome going on Surely a homeopathic solution of 1 cup of water and .01 drops of hot dog water ought to take care of that?
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Sep 12, 2017 05:08
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El Mero Mero posted:We had a lot of terrible people retire in my government office this year and I'm now so glad that they just up and left without even two weeks notice. They were all Debbies. The office only had time to order a pizza and cake for the boardroom. It was miserable but blessedly short. Worst I saw was someone whose goodbye was at a food court at a lovely mall. It was attended by four people - manager, boss, the person leaving, and someone who didn't like them but figured the five bucks they'd pay for some subway was worth the the chance to stretch it into an afternoon off. BWM: erecting a concrete ceiling above yourself by being universally disliked by everybody who has to work with you.
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Sep 12, 2017 05:34
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SpelledBackwards posted:Surely a homeopathic solution of 1 cup of water and .01 drops of hot dog water ought to take care of that? Whoa, you're going to turn her into a hot dog with a recipe like that. You need a gallon of water for the .01 drop of of hot dog water, get your ratios right before something bad happens.
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Sep 12, 2017 07:12
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Going away lunches are nice unless your're being forced to go away. I had to specifically decline my 'getting laid off' goodbye lunch and was unsuccessful in convincing management to not throw a 'sorry we never made you full time you dirty contractor' luncheon. It's the same adage as funerals. They're not for you, they're for everyone else. Unless you're a Debbie. Then it's 100% for you.
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Sep 12, 2017 12:13
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I had going away drinks when I was made redundant and it was pretty nice, to be honest. But I suppose being given a wodge of cash to go and walk into another job is a bit different to being laid off with nothing.
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Sep 12, 2017 12:15
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At a previous job we actually wanted people to show up and say goodbye, so it was usually catered the person's preferred restaurant with beer and wine. Then people would march the departing person off to hand in their badge and wave them off into the sunset. Turnout was usually pretty good over the course of a couple of hours. Proportionately, though, that sort of thing cost like a half second worth of revenue, so management sensitivities were different.
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Sep 12, 2017 12:21
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There's also a difference between it being done on company time where it always feels forced and like people are making sure you don't spend too much time on it, versus co-workers coming up and going "Hey, so what time we meeting at the pub for your farewell later?" with no official company involvement.
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Sep 12, 2017 12:54
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FrozenVent posted:If your emails have an image background, I'm calling the Sea Patrol on you. This lady is the secretary for the highest ranking person in the department. 
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Sep 12, 2017 14:04
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Rudager posted:There's also a difference between it being done on company time where it always feels forced and like people are making sure you don't spend too much time on it, versus co-workers coming up and going "Hey, so what time we meeting at the pub for your farewell later?" with no official company involvement. Oh, these were on company time. It was considered as legitimate a use of time as going to a meeting with someone, no real pressure there.
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Sep 12, 2017 14:06
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Krispy Kareem posted:Going away lunches are nice unless your're being forced to go away. I had to specifically decline my 'getting laid off' goodbye lunch and was unsuccessful in convincing management to not throw a 'sorry we never made you full time you dirty contractor' luncheon. Work threw a joint happy hour for a fired coworker and one who was leaving because they got a new job. I got chewed out for throwing another party after the happy hour ended for the one who got the new job. 
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Sep 12, 2017 14:09
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:This lady is the secretary for the highest ranking person in the department. you make me confident I don't have to worry about employment.
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Sep 12, 2017 14:14
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eighty-four merc posted:I don't know if it's forced perspective but her thumb definitely weirds me out. The mark of the witch.
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Sep 12, 2017 14:15
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If someone is a a great admin, I don't care if they have furry scat porn in their email signature. Great admins are too scarce to worry about small stuff like that.
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Sep 12, 2017 14:15
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Is that a Happy Labor Day celestial body? Is Labor Day worth of it's own constellation? It's like the least offensive and inconsequential holiday. Even Flag day and Arbor day have more potential conflict and strife.
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Sep 12, 2017 15:41
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Terrible email formatting is the administrators quiet rebellion against the system.
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Sep 12, 2017 16:10
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Krispy Kareem posted:Is that a Happy Labor Day celestial body? Shut your hippie mouth, commie. 
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Sep 12, 2017 16:24
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Krispy Kareem posted:Is that a Happy Labor Day celestial body? Better give it one or the May Day constellations will appear in the fall as well as spring!
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Sep 12, 2017 16:29
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RVT posted:I don't get it, why would anyone else care about this? I mean I would understand husband or kids being mad, but not soon-to-be former colleagues. Krispy Kareem posted:Going away lunches are nice unless your're being forced to go away. I had to specifically decline my 'getting laid off' goodbye lunch and was unsuccessful in convincing management to not throw a 'sorry we never made you full time you dirty contractor' luncheon.
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Sep 12, 2017 16:31
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Subjunctive posted:If someone is a a great admin, I don't care if they have furry scat porn in their email signature. Great admins are too scarce to worry about small stuff like that. The venn diagram of great admins and people that formulate emails like that are two perfect circles. John Smith posted:Nope, I have worked a short time in a government agency before. poo poo can get real stupid when nobody cares, and people don't necessarily care in the public sector. People don't necessarily care in the private sector either.
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Sep 12, 2017 16:50
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22 Eargesplitten posted:Whoa, you're going to turn her into a hot dog with a recipe like that. You need a gallon of water for the .01 drop of of hot dog water, get your ratios right before something bad happens. I know you're both kidding but a real homeopathic medicine tends to be diluted to somewhere between "a fraction of a drop in the entire ocean" and "a fraction of a drop in a sphere of water the size of the orbit of Jupiter" so yeah you're gonna need more dilutin'.
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Sep 12, 2017 17:07
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Barry posted:People don't necessarily care in the private sector either. Edit: But yes, if you only mean your comment in the literal sense, then it is certainly correct.
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Sep 12, 2017 17:13
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Just remember each and every one of you have drunk a molecule or two of my piss over the years so you should have the most effective dose imaginable.
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Sep 12, 2017 17:13
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:Just remember each and every one of you have drunk a molecule or two of my piss over the years so you should have the most effective dose imaginable. You wash your underwear in my cum, who are you to judge?
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Sep 12, 2017 17:39
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FrozenVent posted:You wash your underwear in my cum, who are you to judge? Is cum water-soluble? I thought not. E: but I was wrong. E2: or maybe only soluble in not-hot water. E3: I can't believe I made that post in the first place, tbqh. Subjunctive fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Sep 12, 2017 |
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Sep 12, 2017 17:43
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Subjunctive posted:Is cum water-soluble? I thought not. http://www.slate.com/articles/healt...g_a_shower.html quote:It’s also possible that semen simply feels like it’s stickier in the shower because it’s being compared with water. Either way, you can see why a freshman guy who perhaps has masturbated while bathing might notice stickier semen and worry about the dorm-bathroom warnings. But can semen, sticky or otherwise, clog a drain? quote:Abraham Morgentaler, an associate professor of urology at Harvard Medical School and the director of Men’s Health Boston, debunked the rumor for us once and for all. In an email to Slate, Morgentaler says that not only is semen never thick enough to clog a drain, but that 20 to 30 minutes after ejaculation, it will become a runny liquid and slide away:
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Ah but lots of proteins denature above 40c so the hot water in a shower could easily cause it to take on the texture of undercooked egg albumin, a much stickier and less soluble substance.
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Thank you, Dr. Morgentaler, the hero that we probably could have done without but I guess we'll take since you're a specialist in this area.
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Sep 12, 2017 17:50
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Yeah, hair drain wookie + semen + hot shower
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Sep 12, 2017 18:55
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Bad With Money: #cumfacts
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Sep 12, 2017 19:03
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:This lady is the secretary for the highest ranking person in the department. Trigger warning that picture Subjunctive posted:If someone is a a great admin, I don't care if they have furry scat porn in their email signature. Great admins are too scarce to worry about small stuff like that. While true what are the odds that they're a great admin if their email signature looks like that?
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Sep 12, 2017 19:16
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New thread tag hell yeah
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Volmarias posted:Trigger warning that picture An email signature like that tells me someone was above-average at using computers in the early 90s, when being able to change fonts/colors and insert pictures was more impressive. Most people learn whatever they're gonna learn when they're young and just keep doing things that way forever.
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Volmarias posted:While true what are the odds that they're a great admin if their email signature looks like that? Bad email signatures are not unprecedented with good admins, but you're right that it's not an encouraging sign.
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