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Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Slugnoid posted:

took a big bite of the red pill and became a hardcore MRA/proud boy/white nationalist

Notch is really lovely but this is some pretty crazy hyperbole

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



That ended too soon.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Beeswax posted:

Notch is really lovely but this is some pretty crazy hyperbole

well thats what i heard anyway

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang


I really like this one. But I wish is ended like the "lame sheet-ghost is real ghost" one. So the guy runs off only to come back and tackle it, to reveal......an empty sheet! I mean..it is almost October >.>

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Maybe you could just propose it to him that way.

"Let's be honest here; you need a friend, I need money. So here's my application to be your BFF, salary requirements are at the bottom. Also attached are a list of monetary bonuses should said relationship become more burdensome or onerous over time."

There was a point in time he was trying to buy friendship by having a bunch of popular streamers come to his place and hang out. Most of them agreed because, hell yeah he's rich and lives in a party mansion, and considering they're streamers I would assume he was making some very big donations.

After one or two times most of those people were like...yeah I'm not going back there and left it at that.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

SPOILING DOESN'T GENERALLY STOP THE NSFW IMAGE BEING DOWNLOADED BY THE BROWSER YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKS DIRECT LINK AND TAG NWS

I've had to do a bunch of these today in multiple threads and it's literally in the rules so I'm just probating in future

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Sorry bout that :(

I'll make sure to link the nws stuff in the future. In hindsight it's a bit of a "duh" facepalm thing.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

I was so busy trying to figure out what was awful about the car that it took me several loops to notice the bike. :v:

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Slugnoid posted:

it could only be better if the chick dropped her skirt and a cock flopped out :allears:

Why?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Beeswax posted:

Notch is really lovely but this is some pretty crazy hyperbole

https://twitter.com/pointclickbait/status/902728744992817152

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Dizz posted:

Turns out making billions off stolen code and turning your back on the same group that helped make you rich makes you an unlikable rear end in a top hat

I'm already an unlikeable rear end in a top hat. Being a billionaire as well seems like it would be awesome.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

because its ted cruz's twitter account, keep up :confused:

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

He's getting progressively dumber about a lot of poo poo (not least because he spends all his time on twitter which is the worst place in the world for exchanging information or opinions) but that does not mean he's a "MRA/proud boy/white nationalist". That's the only point I'm making.
I just figure it pays to keep poo poo in perspective because every time he gets mentioned people have added new (usually wildly exaggerated) claims about him. The actual true stuff is enough.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Beeswax posted:

He's getting progressively dumber about a lot of poo poo (not least because he spends all his time on twitter which is the worst place in the world for exchanging information or opinions) but that does not mean he's a "MRA/proud boy/white nationalist". That's the only point I'm making.
I just figure it pays to keep poo poo in perspective because every time he gets mentioned people have added new (usually wildly exaggerated) claims about him. The actual true stuff is enough.

:notch: Never forget.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I'm the guy at the edge of the cliff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62mPOEORqR0

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Jippa posted:

I'm the guy at the edge of the cliff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62mPOEORqR0

Beautiful use of a party blower after the clown knocks the table over.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I don't know when he started to become political, but even when I followed Minecraft like five years ago people were beginning to turn on him because he was notoriously lazy, never fulfilled his promises, treated his employees poorly etc. And that was way before Minecraft fully blew up.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Because Cruz being caught looking at porn is one thing; if it were transexual porn, so, so many dumbasses' heads would just explode.

The Sex Cannon
Nov 22, 2004

Eh. I'm pretty content with my current logo.

We Know Catheters posted:

Dwarves are a band 😉

gently caress yeah they are!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgNuwGg4zEQ

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Only Dwarf song I know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K6B0oQMpfE

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
how do gnomes play into all of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk7fezaruTk

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Because Cruz and his base are vocally anti-LGBT+, and specifically transphobic. Being caught out as a trans fetishist would have done even more damage to Cruz's reputation and split him from his base.

SneezeOfTheDecade has a new favorite as of 16:03 on Sep 12, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

As beloved childhood memories and an amazing show that everyone should be forced to watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igUDdBLRm-w

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ_Wbjz8JTc

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang

Bah, this is the best song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrRmgbchiGY

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
Dude is hunting wild pigs and runs out of ammo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuH4yqhacAQ&t=110s

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Jippa posted:

I'm the guy at the edge of the cliff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62mPOEORqR0

I'm every person scared of insects and arachnids.
:ohdear:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


http://i.imgur.com/HimeIAE.gifv

In which a professional baseball player can't hit a 55mph pitch (h/t: Bob James in SAS)

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
...but that's why the changeup is a pitch pitchers throw?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

A local high school have the team name "Midgets" with a dwarf mascot flexing in a singlet. I don't know how or why it was a thing, or why it's still a thing. It's goddamn bizarre. It's not uncommon to see headlines like "Midgets take down the Indians" which can invite some interesting mental images.

https://twitter.com/ELCMidgets/status/906217132353929217

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

There's a high school in Illinois who used to be called The Chinks, and after pressure had the students vote on changing the name, and twice it stayed. Eventually the school board changed it to the Dragons in the 80's, but apparently there's still people who want it changed back today.

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy
The abusive parents behind DaddyOFive was sentenced to probation yesterday for the poo poo they did to their kids: https://www.buzzfeed.com/tasneemnashrulla/parents-who-pranked-their-kids-on-youtube-sentenced-to-five

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Why would they want to be named after a flaw in armor?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

nerdz posted:

Dude is hunting wild pigs and runs out of ammo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuH4yqhacAQ&t=110s

Oh no, those animals calmly standing around doing nothing are standing around doing nothing near my ute!!!! Better scream incoherently for two minutes and flail around wildly in circles, that'll help.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Follow up:


http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/heartbroken-man-starts-playing-piano-450378

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

iospace posted:

http://i.imgur.com/HimeIAE.gifv

In which a professional baseball player can't hit a 55mph pitch (h/t: Bob James in SAS)

Phanatic posted:

...but that's why the changeup is a pitch pitchers throw?

Yeah, but 55mph is almost Eephus Pitch territory. That's way slower than most change-ups. It's a garbage pitch for getting garbage hitters. (It's still cool and funny so I hope every fireballer uses one every once in a while.)

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

That's some real life loony tunes poo poo.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOt2iw-7n6A

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Transmogrifier posted:

The abusive parents behind DaddyOFive was sentenced to probation yesterday for the poo poo they did to their kids: https://www.buzzfeed.com/tasneemnashrulla/parents-who-pranked-their-kids-on-youtube-sentenced-to-five

quote:

He said that while the couple had agreed not to post social media videos with Cody and Emma, it was a "possibility" that they would continue to post videos of themselves and their three other children. "Just not in the same fashion as before," Tully said.

Not good enough. In a world where there are people who would do anything to give a child a loving home, the fact that these two assholes are allowed to keep custody of three of the children and potentially make more videos money off of them is abso-loving-lutely disgusting. They need to be tied down and beaten with baseball bats, and quite possibly fixed so that they can't breed anymore.

gently caress this whole big gay earth and these two cuntknuckles in particular, I guess is what I'm saying.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Eat This Glob posted:

A local high school have the team name "Midgets" with a dwarf mascot flexing in a singlet. I don't know how or why it was a thing, or why it's still a thing. It's goddamn bizarre. It's not uncommon to see headlines like "Midgets take down the Indians" which can invite some interesting mental images.

https://twitter.com/ELCMidgets/status/906217132353929217

Local Hockey Team used to be the "Fighting Sioux" but the tribal council lobbied to get it changed. Now they're the Fighting Hawks and have a brand new logo, however their hockey arena is still covered in their old "Indian in a headdress" Logo (because it's in the contract that they can't remove it) though nowhere that would show up on TV , the in-rink shop still sells Sioux memorabilia, and literally none of the fans say Hawks when they're cheering, and will actually drown out the announcer whenever he says it.

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Beeswax posted:

He's getting progressively dumber about a lot of poo poo (not least because he spends all his time on twitter which is the worst place in the world for exchanging information or opinions) but that does not mean he's a "MRA/proud boy/white nationalist". That's the only point I'm making.
I just figure it pays to keep poo poo in perspective because every time he gets mentioned people have added new (usually wildly exaggerated) claims about him. The actual true stuff is enough.

Eh the only one of those claims they may be exaggerated is him being a white nationalist.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he was that too.

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