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I remember the olden days when I would have paid a finger to just follow Steve, Steve W, or Jony around for a month and just silently observe and absorb and learn. Everyone that's going to be on this stage is the sort of person I would actively avoid in a work environment.
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[quote="“Rageaholic Monkey”" post="“476325927”"] Who gives a gently caress about the goddamn watch? [/quote] I do, friend.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:19
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I can’t wait for the first Apple City. Mega apple city one.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:19
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Woah! 2 people bought Apple Watches last year!
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Sep 12, 2017 18:19
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Irritated Goat posted:"We share our new products, starting with the stuff you care about the least" Called it.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I do, friend. Lemme know when it goes for 4 days on a charge. tia.
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[quote="“incoherent”" post="“476325964”"] Mega apple city one. [/quote] The Judges are going to look fabulous.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:20
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Binary Badger posted:IT'S THE BAND, 'TRAIN' EVERYBODY HELP ME I AM IN HELL.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:20
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My grandparents got Apple Watches as a gift and they have no idea how to use them
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Sep 12, 2017 18:20
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I've always hated the new Apple branding thing where they put the logo beside words in all caps (MUSIC or WATCH or whatever). All caps just doesn't look right to me. Steve wouldn't have done it.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:20
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I like my watch but I don't wanna upgrade each year.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:20
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The Apple Watch reminds me when to do my lines of coke (the soda not the drug)
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Sep 12, 2017 18:20
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Vegetable posted:I've always hated the new Apple branding thing where they put the logo beside words in all caps (MUSIC or WATCH or whatever). All caps just doesn't look right to me. And I miss the old typeface. So much :[
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Sep 12, 2017 18:20
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ooo, doing lines off an apple watch would be pretty fun
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Sep 12, 2017 18:21
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I was hoping for some stats on sales and stuff. But no, right into product updates. 
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Sep 12, 2017 18:21
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DEAR TIM
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Sep 12, 2017 18:21
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My dearest Tim Cook,
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Sep 12, 2017 18:21
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I knew Russia had cyborgs!
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I can’t wait for the first Apple City. Appletino
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Sep 12, 2017 18:21
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Why are these people reading their own letters?
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Sep 12, 2017 18:21
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fordan posted:I was hoping for some stats on sales and stuff. But no, right into product updates. It's gauche to talk about $$$ when you're the biggest company in the world.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:21
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horse mans posted:it's actually the perfect reaction to the death of the big box store , and exactly what kunstler had in mind in geography of nowhere
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Sep 12, 2017 18:21
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These dear Richard parodies are getting out of control.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:21
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New watch better be available in rose gold with coral band asap
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Sep 12, 2017 18:21
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It's so hokey that they're reading their own letters in front of a film crew
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Sep 12, 2017 18:21
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THIS IS SO loving MASTURBATORY. omfg we're changing lives.
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Irritated Goat posted:I knew Russia had cyborgs! The rest of the world is behind
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Sep 12, 2017 18:21
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gently caress yeah Russian cyborg.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:21
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Someone should tell that lady that exercising immediately before bed leads to poor sleep quality.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:22
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Great rear end on that dancer
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Sep 12, 2017 18:22
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i don't have an apple watch and i am fat
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Sep 12, 2017 18:22
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Announce the devices Tim
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Sep 12, 2017 18:22
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The Apple Watch made me gay.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:22
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cmon tim apple watch needs to start reading my pulse, taking my glucose readings and telling me every 37 seconds what a morbidly obese slob i am
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Sep 12, 2017 18:22
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"The Apple Watch gave my daughter diabetes."
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Sep 12, 2017 18:22
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Russian cyborgs need the Advanced Tech Station before you can produce them
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Sep 12, 2017 18:22
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this is dumb
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Sep 12, 2017 18:22
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TheWevel posted:i don't have an apple watch and i am fat well now you know what to do
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Vegetable posted:these stores are literally just stores, the civic gatherings they're depicting never happen you know those are just architectural renderings, right? those buildings don't exist yet the 5th ave store has been under construction for like 8 months
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Dear Tim Cook, doubling it over and strapping it tight around the base has given me the firmest erections I've had in decades, and the stroke counter helps me calculate calorie counts!
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