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Apple Watch knows when you're having a Ted Cruz moment.
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What if I get an erection. Will it notify my wife?
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Sep 12, 2017 18:26
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I’m glad my watch can spoil my imminent death.
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Cultural Marxist posted:Apple Watch knows when you're having a Ted Cruz moment. BRB, downloading Cory Chase app.
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Cultural Marxist posted:Apple Watch knows when you're having a Ted Cruz moment. IT KNOWS WHEN I'M JACKIN
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Sep 12, 2017 18:26
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I'm watching this Apple Watch health poo poo while drinking a 20 oz Vanilla Coke
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Sep 12, 2017 18:26
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That's pretty cool if it works
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Sep 12, 2017 18:26
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Vegetable posted:Edge doesn't come on 7 Whoops, read 10 for some reason.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:26
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so the apple watch is going to tell me i should stop staring at the lady with the open cleavage standing by the door then
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Sep 12, 2017 18:26
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Oh good, going hard after that hypochondriac market.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:26
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I hope Apple secretly tracks how many people die wearing their watches
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Sep 12, 2017 18:26
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Apple Watch: Jack in Rhythm
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Sep 12, 2017 18:27
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We're announcing the new Apple pacemaker
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Sep 12, 2017 18:27
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B-B-B-BUT DOCTOR, MY APPLE WATCH SAYS...
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Sep 12, 2017 18:27
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I can't wait for the Apple Watch to tell me when I am getting a blow job.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:27
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"like Fitbit but we have more money, suck it"
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Sep 12, 2017 18:27
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Has anybody rigged the Watch to play porn vids yet
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Sep 12, 2017 18:27
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Binary Badger posted:so the apple watch is going to tell me i should stop staring at the lady with the open cleavage standing by the door then Apple Watch has detected all the blood rushing out of your brain. Call Ambulance?
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Sep 12, 2017 18:27
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shut it down, FAILBIT
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Sep 12, 2017 18:27
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Vegetable posted:Has anybody rigged the Watch to play porn vids yet
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Sep 12, 2017 18:28
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Power is out in Atlanta so I'm watching from a Panera like the bougie scum that Apple appeals to.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:28
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Vegetable posted:I hope Apple secretly tracks how many people die wearing their watches The watch team has a huge screen with the up-to-date number and ever time it goes up they do a shot
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Sep 12, 2017 18:28
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Vegetable posted:Has anybody rigged the Watch to play porn vids yet Can't play video on that lil screen
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Sep 12, 2017 18:28
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HERE IT IS, IM SO CLOSE!!!
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Sep 12, 2017 18:28
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[quote="“Three Olives”" post="“476326339”"] I can’t wait for the Apple Watch to tell me when I am getting a blow job. [/quote] 
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Sep 12, 2017 18:28
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i thought Watch was supposed to be jewelry/accessory but now they're pimping it pretty hard as a fitness/health thing i guess we like our jewelry to actually be pretty and not have to charge
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Sep 12, 2017 18:28
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Love that underwater shot.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:28
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The next generation of Apple Watch, shove that poo poo in the water. Go ahead. No one gives a gently caress.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:28
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OH MY GOD A COLOURED DOT
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Sep 12, 2017 18:28
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With the new Apple Watch, I can take a call while being consumed by a giant wave whilst surfing!
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Sep 12, 2017 18:29
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lol
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Sep 12, 2017 18:29
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me irl
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Sep 12, 2017 18:29
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Another reason for Verizon to shove their cock deeper in my rear end. 
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Sep 12, 2017 18:29
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Sep 12, 2017 18:29
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it took until loving TYOOL 2017 to get Dick Tracy's 2-way wristwatch to the masses
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Sep 12, 2017 18:30
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it's nice to know my kid can mentally asphyxiate me even on my watch
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Sep 12, 2017 18:30
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Sep 12, 2017 18:30
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gently caress YOUR DATA PLAN, BTW
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Sep 12, 2017 18:30
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loving this 2 hour battery life
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So the Apple Watch is now the iPod?
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