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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I see the gradual feature creep of smartwatches into smartphones is right on schedule

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade



DONT DOXXXXX ME MAAANNNNN

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

That's a big shot to Pandora, Spotify, etc.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

AlternateAccount posted:

gently caress YOUR DATA PLAN, BTW

I wonder if you can only stream from Apple Music or what.

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
does it work with spotify

MrBigglesworth
Mar 26, 2005

Lover of Fuzzy Meatloaf

AlternateAccount posted:

gently caress YOUR DATA PLAN, BTW

AT&T is licking their chops at people needing to pay another $20 a month or more to add another device to the plan.

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


ok but seriously streaming over data to wireless headphones from watch IS cool, isn't it? am i crazy for thinking that's really loving cool?

like, not buying a watch for it, but that's really neat

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
"The perfect track" is not Imagine Dragons.

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

No one listens to Beats 1. Stop trying to make it a thing.

They never launched Beats 2 or Beats 3, did they?

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
me, a basic bitch: Hey Siri, play Imagine Dragons

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“AlternateAccount”" post="“476326501”"]
I wonder if you can only stream from Apple Music or what.
[/quote]

What does your heart tell you.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Why does a watch need a dual-core processor

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Pivo posted:

ok but seriously streaming over data to wireless headphones from watch IS cool, isn't it? am i crazy for thinking that's really loving cool?

like, not buying a watch for it, but that's really neat

I think it's cool. But concerned about data plans with the lovely carriers in the US

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
I imagine this guy's stuttery-weird delivery is an analogue for performance of this overtaxed Watch hardware.

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
Exercise more. Also lifting your arm to look at your watch is too much work.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

What does your heart tell you.

No need, my Apple Watch will tell me

metavisual
Sep 6, 2007

W2? Can it do my taxes?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

metavisual posted:

W2? Can it do my taxes?
SOLD

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Yo apple I want my house arrest bracelet NOW

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


HOUSE ARREST BRACELET

lol

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“metavisual”" post="“476326564”"]
W2? Can it do my taxes?
[/quote]

It finds rebates so you can afford it.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Will the Apple Watch call my doctor when my heart stops?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

this man's shirt seems a little too tight

metavisual
Sep 6, 2007

Siri, itemize deductions.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
PRICE INCREASE?! Guessing at least +$150

8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:
Neat antenna design and WHAT AN ELECTRONIC SIM??

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I like this crowd, they're not clapping like idiots at the end of every sentence like in past events

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I'm not clapping at "watch remains the same size," it's too big you fuckers

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“AlternateAccount”" post="“476326617”"]
PRICE INCREASE?!
[/quote]

This is going to be most expensive Apple year if you’re an idiot that buys all their poo poo.

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I like this crowd, they're not clapping like idiots at the end of every sentence like in past events

this theatre is smaller than past events

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

I bet this thing is just a magnet for scratches.

Take it to the beach!? ARE YOU MAD!? :gonk:

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Vegetable posted:

I'm not clapping at "watch remains the same size," it's too big you fuckers

Agreed, it's still chunky and awkward. Needs to be at least half the thickness.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Watch the throne

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

deidre is a loving shite name

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
THIS IS SO AWKWARD

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
It's exactly the same size only bigger.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Has anyone actually tried talking on their watch?

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


"let's do a live phone call" was only cool in 2007 guys

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Whoa someone called the paddle thing.

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Looke
Aug 2, 2013

did they mention battery life yet?

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