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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Whoever called the paddleboard, well done.

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metavisual
Sep 6, 2007

Deidre answers from the bathroom....I'm sad to missing the keynote. I have IBS.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Just the menu tapping and actions seems really fast compared to the lovely series 0 I’m still using.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



this is horrible

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

is that lady really on a lake right now, that can't be real

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Without a better battery, this is underwhelming.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

This seems so corny haha

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

This is in no way staged at all

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


welp its the best watch for calling while rowing on the water i bet, one false move and its dunksies

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
jfc

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

no mention of battery life?

Weedle
May 31, 2006




I was actually surprised when I found out that the Watch didn't have LTE.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

01010100011010000111001
00110100101101100011011
000110010101110010

Looke posted:

did they mention battery life yet?

rated: LOL

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Daedra

LampkinsMateSteve
Jan 1, 2005

I've really fucked it. Have I fucked it?
Should have called Gendry.

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

GOING ROGUE, HES GOING OFF SCRIPT!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Watch out guys, JEFF IS GOING ROGUE

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.
If you fall into the lake, it's coming out of your paycheck Deidre.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

GOING ROGUE

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
PLEASE CLAP

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

incoherent posted:

rated: LOL

lol

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


DICK TRACY COULD DO THAT FIFTY YEARS AGO SHEESH

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
it just work

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Snuffman posted:

GOING ROGUE, HES GOING OFF SCRIPT!

Snipers immediately shoot a man on stage

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

I like how his idea of going rogue is saying "darn close"

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

those theater seats look comfy

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


who would have thought!? microphones and radios work pretty well!

cmon we're over it

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


"designed for an active lifestyle": "cheap, so you can spend more on the watch"

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
I'm gonna go rogue here for a minute, I just want to say that the Hurricanes in the south were created by our (((deep state government))) to discredit President Trump

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Damnit like that sports loop

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Why did Apple Watch not have all this stuff to begin with?

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

Over There posted:

Has anyone actually tried talking on their watch?

I do in my car, since I drive a standard transmission. It works fine but sounds like poo poo.

Also lol "$1200 ceramic watch in a gorgeous gray finish" that looks just like my poverty space gray aluminum watch.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Pivo posted:

who would have thought!? microphones and radios work pretty well!

cmon we're over it

WHERES A GIANT SHEPHERDS CROOK FROM OFFSTAGE WHEN YOU NEED IT?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
aloominium

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


so lets see i can make a call with my watch while im having a heart attack right? multitasking!

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
This dude better get fired after his set for going rogue. We can't have that kind of goshdarn nonsense at Apple events.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

have you seen some of those android watches, they actually look good

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Snipers immediately shoot a man on stage

Sniper points are a new feature of the Steve Theatre.

Steve would have wanted it this way.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Pivo”" post="“476326802”"]
“designed for an active lifestyle”: “cheap, so you can spend more on the watch”
[/quote]

:lol: if you think those aren’t going to be $50.

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
I'm the guy hawking hundred dollar watch bands at an iPhone event.

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