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mthang0851
Sep 15, 2002

Diamonds Are Forever!
Gestures sucks I’m calling it now for my own personal experience.

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ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sir Lemming posted:

Apple: "But now we're doing it, so it's better."

100% correct statement when you look at the mountain of lols that is the non-budget android market

Sumo
Jun 17, 2005

Oh no my FaceID is stuck on me doing a huge eyeroll

8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:

logikv9 posted:

love to FaceID in pitch darkness

It probably has IR for the dark.

Oh there it is.

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Look at that camera stealing that girl's soul through her face. The Amish were right

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

01010100011010000111001
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So they invented windows hello?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

That camera array looks loving stupid

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Police knocks you out and holds your phone to your face

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


now your phone can blind you at night

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

gently caress my face up phil

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Don Lapre”" post="“476329410”"]

[/quote]

Don’t doxx me.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

USER DETECTED HELLO HUMAN

8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:
Does this work with glasses?

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
What if you're wearing sunglasses?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

lmao

metavisual
Sep 6, 2007

holy poo poo tell me I'm wrong...is this going to blast light in my face in the middle of the night to unlock?!

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
how do i use this on halloween?

e: or at a fury con

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Unfortunately it only recognizes asian faces currently

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
So an identical twin can unlock their siblings phone?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

There is no way FaceID could possibly backfire

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Vegetable posted:

i'm going to train my iphone to recognize my dick

Better hope for optical zoom

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


metavisual posted:

holy poo poo tell me I'm wrong...is this going to blast light in my face in the middle of the night to unlock?!

yes but infrared you can't see it, dork

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



TRUMP!

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




button was kinda fine this is such an effort to replace a single button

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“TyrantWD”" post="“476329460”"]
So an identical twin can unlock their siblings phone?
[/quote]

Cops can now just point your phone at your face and unlock it.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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000110010101110010

Matt Zerella posted:

What if you're wearing sunglasses?

8-bit Miniboss posted:

Does this work with glasses?

WHAT IF YOU'RE WEARING NEW YEAR GLASSES IRONICALLY?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
neural engeeeeine

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Sir Lemming posted:

First Microsoft, now Apple. Poor #9 always gets skipped.

Reserving the number for the Lord Jesus "Steve Jobs" Christ's iphone/Windows Phone when he comes back to us in 2020.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

priznat posted:

Unfortunately it only recognizes asian faces currently

They're the hardest ones

8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:
NEURAL NETWORK OH NOOOOOOO

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


but can you still defeat face ID with a few copies of 8 by 10 glossies of you?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Neural networks and neural engines

loving hell, we're watching a sci-fi movie

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



People with twins are hosed

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Can I put my cat in my FaceID so my cat can unlock my phone?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

can't wait for the lols when the iphone fails to recognize black people's faces

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Jose Valasquez posted:

Better hope for optical zoom

nice

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

well why not posted:

button was kinda fine this is such an effort to replace a single button

they're out of revolutionary ideas

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



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