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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Does face ID work if you're wearing a niqab

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ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Vegetable posted:

can't wait for the lols when the iphone fails to recognize black people's faces

It just automatically calls the cops

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Whatup Tilda Swinton

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
HOW DID THAT GUY GET A PICTURE OF HIMSELF HOLDING THAT VERY PICTURE

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
gently caress I have to pee

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


So don’t smile ever. Got it.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
there is no situation where faceid is better or faster than touchid

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Vegetable posted:

can't wait for the lols when the iphone fails to recognize black people's faces

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Who's ordering an iPhone 8 after this? Why does it exist? Strange.

metavisual
Sep 6, 2007

The many faced god cannot unlock your phone confirmed!

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

what if someone wears my face

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I'm a full time Ninja! I can't use this!

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

i love the idea that a russian hacker can now literally steal my face

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

Durzel posted:

Who's ordering an iPhone 8 after this? Why does it exist? Strange.

Price.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Looke posted:

what if someone wears my face

USER DETECTED HELLO USER

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Arya Stark faceless man: DENIED

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“logikv9”" post="“476329562”"]
there is no situation where faceid is better or faster than touchid
[/quote]

What if I’m eating some ribs slathered in BBQ sauce? Check mate

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


in phil's case all face id has to do is count the number of warts "39 warts yup dats phil"

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

This is totally a holdover until next year's phone that'll support TouchID on the screen again.

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
Muslim women cannot use face ID

Fortuitous Bumble
Jan 5, 2007

Snuffman posted:

Can I put my cat in my FaceID so my cat can unlock my phone?

My cat breaks the Microsoft Surface version of this when he climbs on my shoulder. It unlocks if I'm flipping off the camera though so it's at least sort of flexible.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
is this the plot of Face/Off 2??

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


ok faceid looks like a huge engineering effort and will probably work really well

i like this

now how much and when!?

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Can't wait for blackhats tricking that Face ID stuff with the simplest of tricks.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

What if I’m eating some ribs slathered in BBQ sauce? Check mate

stop holding your phone :gonk:

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Durzel posted:

Who's ordering an iPhone 8 after this? Why does it exist? Strange.

im assuming people who bought the 5c

mthang0851
Sep 15, 2002

Diamonds Are Forever!
“Do it up anyway you do it!” Har!

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

iris sensors are 1 in 10mil but nice job apple

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

logikv9 posted:

is this the plot of Face/Off 2??
I want to take his FaceID..............off..................

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


so i need to murder a million people to make sure face id runs perfectly?!

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007

Don Lapre posted:

Muslim women cannot use face ID

:sad:

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot

logikv9 posted:

there is no situation where faceid is better or faster than touchid

I agree with this :/

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
THIS PHONE IS 1 IN 1,000,000

8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:
Hahaha they don't have a solution for twins. Glorious.

Use a pin nerd.

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


oh man they legit said twins beat it

that's pretty funny

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Durzel posted:

Who's ordering an iPhone 8 after this? Why does it exist? Strange.

volume refreshes of hardware. I'm pretty sure they stopped making 7's months ago and spun up the 8

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
love 2 stare at my phone even more

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Honestly curious how it can tell the difference between a face and a mask. Assuming it's not just a cheap crappy mask. Is it all in the eyes or are they accounting for that too?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Give me the cost. Give me availability.

gently caress my life up, Tim.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Face/Offthentication

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