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Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
Hey mom look at this

buys $99 in smurf berries

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TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory
gimme dat animoji

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


welp thats it then my 7 is old and busted

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

So you're saying there's a chance!

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Sir Lemming posted:

Honestly curious how it can tell the difference between a face and a mask. Assuming it's not just a cheap crappy mask. Is it all in the eyes or are they accounting for that too?
they probably find a way to detect depth of field

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Don Lapre posted:

Hey mom look at this

buys $99 in smurf berries

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
gently caress it ill preorder it

Megafunk
Oct 19, 2010

YEAH!
EverQuest 2 did it first!

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot
Oh jesus christ

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
I wanna know 1) how fast does it take for it to authenticate, and 2) doesn't this make it easier for cops to unlock phones they shouldn't have access to?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Hahahahahaha new emojis

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



love too make myself into an emoji

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


So does the X actually do anything different besides unlock with your face?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
anime-oji was a mistake

Weedle
May 31, 2006




All that white space in the Apple Music player and you still have to scroll down to toggle shuffle.

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Sir Lemming posted:

Honestly curious how it can tell the difference between a face and a mask. Assuming it's not just a cheap crappy mask. Is it all in the eyes or are they accounting for that too?

If twins can beat it, surely a high quality mask can too.

8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:
G..gifs?

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
yo this owns

edit: THIS FUCKIN OWNS

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

So my face can be a cartoon poo poo now instead of actual poo poo?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Combat Pretzel posted:

Can't wait for blackhats tricking that Face ID stuff with the simplest of tricks.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
apple i will pay you money to stop this nightmare face

8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:
Oh god.

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


It's sortof depressing how the leaks are 100% accurate, even down to those lame as gently caress animated animoji

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
the Furry Phone X

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

animoji is kinda creepy and weird

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Jose Oquendo posted:

the Furry Phone X

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I can't believe they don't have options for identical twins or people with fun house mirror accidents

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I'm glad I don't have any family or friends.

Sumo
Jun 17, 2005

animated poop emoji for $1k

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

i think this kinda plays off instagram's boomerang. people like making goofy faces

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Emojii movie 2 looking mediocre.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


big deal animojis just look like a snapchat filter

goatsemoji?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
What the gently caress

MrBigglesworth
Mar 26, 2005

Lover of Fuzzy Meatloaf
TALKING POOP!

8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:
It's me the poo animoji.

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory
i enjoy that faceid failed on stage

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Apple's dreams are bad and they should feel bad

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saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
iphone uh ten

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