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Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Oh SHIIIIIIIT. Steve's going to get you!

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Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

lmao

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Does anyone else get flustered by Craig's eyebrow/hair colour mismatch?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao

Sumo
Jun 17, 2005

it didn't work lol

8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:
YESSSSSS STAGE BLUNDER

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
on screen demo FAILURE

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

should have added 500billion more transistors

astral
Apr 26, 2004

Sir Lemming posted:

Honestly curious how it can tell the difference between a face and a mask. Assuming it's not just a cheap crappy mask. Is it all in the eyes or are they accounting for that too?

IR

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

This doesn't work at all lol

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


haha he let it time out

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

steve is rolling in his grave

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

Sir Lemming posted:

Honestly curious how it can tell the difference between a face and a mask. Assuming it's not just a cheap crappy mask. Is it all in the eyes or are they accounting for that too?

Well it's an IR camera so I would think that the ~neural network~ has been trained to recognize differences in the reflection pattern/temperature, maybe?

Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

:lol:

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


HE"S REALLY HOLDING AN IPHONE 512!

Sio
Jan 20, 2007

better red than dead

Boris Galerkin posted:

doesn't this make it easier for cops to unlock phones they shouldn't have access to?

as it turns out: nope.

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
why do they keep calling it edge to edge?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
love for me to swipe up, unsure if my phone actually detected me or not

Megafunk
Oct 19, 2010

YEAH!
The iPhone One X.

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


lol iPhone Ten.... whoops, X

Trust Apple to bring out an anti-Muslim phone:

Sumo
Jun 17, 2005

that camera bump out sucks so much

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Craig Ferengi gonna get fired

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Ugh... that cut out on the 16x9 video in landscape mode

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
they kept the earpiece screen bar even in video

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

urgh they have no solution for the top chin during video

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Megafunk posted:

The iPhone One X.
They called the 9th iPhone the iPhone 10

ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
Too bad about the needlessly-complicated Face ID replacing Touch ID...but we have animojis so it balances out right?

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

I still don't know how to get to the control center.

EDIT: That seems inconvenient.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


craig lookout hair #16,772,716 is out of place!

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Wow this is like the first major feature I’m sorta iffy on for an iPhone

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
That cutout bothers me so drat much.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lol that loving cutout on landscape

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
love to access control center in a more difficult way

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

That light wallpaper doesn't work with the iPhone's white font, you idiot

Steve job rolling in grave

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
This may be easy, but it's not as easy as it was with the home button. I'm still getting the X over the 8.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

I've never been more thankful for my 7+

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

someone has been yelling in his ear to show that actually working lol

housefly
Sep 11, 2001

Can't wait to see all the forthcoming drama of incidents where cheating spouses are exposed when their partners unlock their phones while they sleep and read their text messages.

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


triple sulk posted:

lol that loving cutout on landscape

99.999% of content that isn't in that fucky resolution will just display black on the edge there

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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Double click on side button. lmao.

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