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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Inspect Your Gadgets > Apple iPhone 2017 Event - September 12th - Discussion Thread
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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 Not that it needs to be said, but... the Apple Store is down

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 Jony Ive vid :schlick:

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
gently caress me up jony

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Javes
May 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT APPEARING OFFLINE SO I DON'T HAVE TO TELL FRIENDS THEY'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY VIDEO GAME TEAM.
https://twitter.com/zeynep/status/907673784068403200

Love too live in a cyberpunk dystopia.

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

 steve's going to strangle you in hell, jony

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
cops - "unlock your phone"
you - "no"
cops - "look over here"
you - "what? oh gently caress"

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Javes posted:

https://twitter.com/zeynep/status/907673784068403200

Love too live in a cyberpunk dystopia.

neat

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Not cross, Jony!! Not cross!!

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

 What if someone grabs you by the head and forces you to look at your phone to pay for something for them?

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

logikv9 posted:

cops - "unlock your phone"
you - "no"
cops - "look over here"
you - "what? oh gently caress"
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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 Pour trate mode

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Durzel posted:

How can Samsung do a edge-to-edge screen and Apple can't?

Because it's not edge-to-edge? Still has that bar at the top of all the camera/earpiece stuff

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

Do people use smartphones to do proper photography that's not just "point camera at blinding stage lights instead of just appreciating the goddamn concert in the moment" ?

They aren't gonna replace DSLRs any time soon but like the best camera you have is the best camera you have on you at the time, and people are doing cool things with smart phone cameras.

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 STILL ONLY 12 MEGAPIXELS on the X

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

logikv9 posted:

cops - "unlock your phone"
you - "no"
cops - "look over here"
you - "what? oh gently caress"

:lol:

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Binary Badger posted:

STILL ONLY 12 MEGAPIXELS on the X
megapixels don't matter

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Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
There it is. The $1000 phone.

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ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Wait so does the iphone 8 also get better battery life?

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Snuffman
May 21, 2004

 I can't get over how inconvenient it is to get into control panel on iPhoneX.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

logikv9 posted:

cops - "unlock your phone"
you - "no"
cops - "look over here"
you - "what? oh gently caress"

I said this already gently caress you

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Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo! No iPhone X until 10/27?

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Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Binary Badger posted:

STILL ONLY 12 MEGAPIXELS on the X

And?

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
florida man decapitates neighbor, uses head to pay for apple purchases

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 Woz is unimpressed

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Thwomp posted:

There it is. The $1000 phone.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no thanks

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Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Just in from Vegas: The O/U on the length of the 10th anniversary Jony Ive wank video is 4.5 minutes.

What's the final call?

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Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
64gb phone for $1000

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Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

logikv9 posted:

cops - "unlock your phone"
you - "no"
cops - "look over here"
you - "what? oh gently caress"

yeah but its gonna be REALLY easy to do this to friends

face recognition is fundamentally stupid

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

 a grand for a phone

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 beryllium free? you can't use the phones to watch galaxy quest then

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009

Durzel posted:

How can Samsung do a edge-to-edge screen and Apple can't?
They can't you rube

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Looke
Aug 2, 2013

 Yeah I'm out

looks ugly as gently caress, get 8, wait till full screen display becomes standard

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Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
 apple is going to get sued to hell once kids start licking that charging mat and electrocuting themselves.

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ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

florida man decapitates wife, uses head to pay for apple purchases

It's florida man

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saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
 lol not even 128GB

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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


 so iPhone 9 lives as a horrible disfigured gangrel-child between the walls of the old office?

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade

Josh Lyman posted:

Woz is unimpressed

hes been sleeping through the whole keynote, only wakes up to add finishing touches to his pitch for the ROM 07 Apple //gsx on the cocktail napkin

then tim tells him to get out, again
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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

 If that's the future then loving kill me now

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

 samsung note 8 better

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Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

 iphone X is the future, except its just an iphone with a samsung oled from 2015

okayy

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