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happyhippy posted:And just noticed lol. First bit of mocap has 'Director: Steve Bender' on it. Date 2nd April 2015. He stole a director credit from Chris. He should consider himself lucky that he only got replaced.
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Steve, you say?
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AP posted:In a promotional video released last year, Mr Batt appears to defend the delays, explaining that the production of high quality whisky cannot be rushed. Isn't it great? You can see the pattern on these things as they come apart when you start putting them next to each other. All the little warning signs all lit up in a row. It took around nine years for these people to finally settle in on the realisation they're not seeing a return on their investment. I wonder how long it will take those with money still in Star Citizen?
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 08:37 |
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well then
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 08:52 |
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You're gunna have to explain that to the Eurotrash
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Exinos posted:I can't stop laughing at the fact it has 4 legs and feet. Just the idea of it trying to run and get enough speed for liftoff. I don't think that thing can fly at all. It looks heavy. Meaty. I think the story on that one must be that a black nightmare monster killed the plane and climbed into its corpse.
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TheLastRoboKy posted:I hope you all now understand just how important Derek getting stupid in this thread is to the continued survival of this thread being about Star Citizen. When the press will start en masse reporting Star Citizen as an outright scam there's little doubt it will be very similar to Nant's. Chris and the rest of the big-names will also be somewhere living a luxurious life, definitely not in hiding or on the run, giving zero fucks. The only difference perhaps would be that since crowd-funding is not regarded as an investment with monetary returns to the backers, and the gaming world in general has already moved past the SC hype, it won't be that "noisy" of a scandal. Also, few will be sympathetic to the idiots who put thousands into dreams, ignored all the red flags for years, formed a cult to find comfort in their collective illusions while stigmatizing anyone who pointed out said flags, and will be now moaning about how there is no game to play. Yeah, even without the red flags, you put thousands (and kept paying repeatedly!) expecting to eventually play a PC game. And now you can't. That must be really tough for you. Get a refund, backers. Otherwise you deserve all that's coming and guess what: You are actively supporting what's coming.
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Absolutely. When SC falls apart, I bet any response is going to be "Why did you not see the red flags" and "Why did you pay over one hundred dollars for any of this?" Part of me thinks Roberts doesn't have the ego to just cut and run, though.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 09:16 |
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The reality is that Roberts will never admit defeat, he'll just keep moving the goalposts and adding new features nobody asked for to trick people into considering it a progress. The hardcore fan base will stick to their guns as only the capitulation of their guru would maybe change the minds of some of them (and they'll blame everybody other than him for it if that ever happens).
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 09:22 |
Forgive me, thread, I made a factual error in my previous post. There will be a third response: I loving CALLED IT.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 09:42 |
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I just turned 30, and I come to the thread and it's full of airplane cloaca. Stimperor help us.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 09:57 |
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zcrow posted:I just turned 30, and I come to the thread and it's full of airplane cloaca. Stimperor help us. That's how life is when you are 30. Didn't anyone tell you?
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Mr.Tophat posted:You're gunna have to explain that to the Eurotrash http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=what%20happens%20in%20Vegas%20stays%20in%20Vegas
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zcrow posted:I just turned 30, and I come to the thread and it's full of airplane cloaca. Stimperor help us. Keep your jerk-off activities private, man
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 10:07 |
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It's OK guys, Ben's been found. Seats are safe again... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...r-a7943036.html
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/174394341?t=04h03m19s https://www.twitch.tv/videos/174413078?t=55m22s AP fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Sep 13, 2017 |
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/174413078?t=01h06m52s
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 10:35 |
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tuo posted:That's how life is when you are 30. Didn't anyone tell you? I flunked Being An Adult 101 unfortunately.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 10:37 |
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Perfect. "See they are having trouble fishing out bugs because several people are reporting the same ones! So that's why the Evocati were introduc..." *GAME CRASHES* "I don't... I can't... I can't do this anymore..."
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/174413078?t=01h13m47s
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 10:49 |
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Raskolnikov posted:well then always wondered where the 209 was
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Thoughts👏are👏also👏surveyed,👏and👏anyone👏who👏does👏not👏think👏anything👏to👏loving👏the👏Stimpire👏with👏more👏than👏their👏capabilities👏will👏be👏sentenced👏to👏a👏prison.👏Prisoners👏who👏are👏punished👏for👏this👏violation👏will👏meet👏their👏greatest👏fear,👏only👏to👏have👏it👏amplified👏so👏they👏will👏turn👏insane👏as👏they👏imagine👏it👏exactly👏as👏they👏fear👏it.👏They👏then👏undergo👏a👏painful👏extraction👏of👏all👏fluids,👏to👏be👏replaced👏by👏a👏toxin👏which👏causes👏permanent👏irritation.👏The👏unknown👏substance👏keeps👏the👏subject👏aging👏normally,👏except👏they👏will👏never👏die.👏Prisoners👏punished👏in👏this👏way👏are👏unable👏to👏be👏reverted,👏despite👏many👏efforts,👏and👏they👏will👏never👏be👏able👏to👏be👏disposed. The👏sickening👏truths👏have👏been👏revealed👏only👏today,👏and👏invigilation👏teams👏are👏still👏investigating👏the👏truths👏without👏setting👏foot👏in👏the👏galactic👏space👏of👏this👏sickening👏empire.
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The person in chat who says lol in response to the follow has a 'cheer 100000' tag. That means they've given the channel owner 1200 USD's worth of twitch funny money. They also subscribe which is a monthly fee
bandaid.friend fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Sep 13, 2017 |
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Maybe this was already posted, but I completely missed it... Star Citizen: Chris Roberts’ SCAM https://medium.com/outpost2/star-citizen-chris-roberts-scam-90f34a5627ab Early backer. He has some of his facts wrong, probably because he hadn't kept up with all the news about the shitfest and who could blame him. I wonder if he applied for his refund yet. Also, why cultists haven't yet attacked him in the comments.
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bandaid.friend posted:The person in chat who says lol in response to the follow has a 'cheer 100000' tag. That means they've given the channel owner 1200 USD's worth of twitch funny money. They also subscribe which is a monthly fee lol
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 11:38 |
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zcrow posted:I flunked Being An Adult 101 unfortunately. Once you reach 50, you become like Derek. I'm so sorry...
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 11:42 |
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I'm legitimately surprised by how easy it is to get a reaction out of Starshillizens. I know I shouldn't be, but if someone's username is enough to jerk your chain, I think its time to reevaluate your life.
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Breetai posted:In👏the👏last👏500👏years,👏the👏Fourth👏Stimpire👏has👏dominated👏four👏systems,👏which👏it👏has👏united👏into👏one👏starzone,👏Stimsis.👏The👏Fourth👏Stimpire👏has👏origins👏from👏the👏Ten👏Empire👏War👏in👏which👏10👏of👏the👏United👏Stimpires👏revolted👏against👏each👏rules.👏All👏empires👏except👏for👏the👏fourth👏swore👏freedom👏upon👏their👏citizens.👏There👏is👏no👏free👏speech👏in👏the👏Fourth👏Stimpire,👏and👏all👏self-controlled👏transportation👏has👏been👏made👏illegal👏without👏undergoing👏painful👏medical👏verification👏methods,👏in👏which👏arteries👏are👏severed👏without👏pain👏resistant,👏operated👏entirely👏by👏machines.👏The👏way👏they👏work👏claim👏to👏be👏the👏most👏hygenic👏and👏healthy👏way👏possible,👏but👏these👏machines👏often👏rub👏against👏pain👏points,👏causing👏great👏deals👏of👏pain👏to👏patients.👏The👏heart👏is👏then👏extracted👏from👏the👏body👏and👏placed👏into👏a👏glass👏grinding👏machine.👏Various👏energy👏centers👏are👏also👏dissected👏and👏replaced👏with👏dangerous👏transplants.👏After👏the👏painful,👏52👏hour👏surgical👏procedure,👏patients👏will👏then👏have👏to👏use👏a👏fused👏guidance👏tool,👏which👏pumps👏painful👏resistors👏into👏the👏body👏every👏2👏hours.👏The👏pain👏they👏have👏caused👏is👏so👏bad,👏the👏victim👏would👏freeze👏in👏a👏tense👏position.👏They👏would👏then👏collapse👏afterwards. Sweet, it's a new, unique permutation of an old meme. Truly it is this kind of fresh reinvention of old ideas that will keep the threads going for 2178 pages more!
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StarbloodKiss posted:I'm legitimately surprised by how easy it is to get a reaction out of Starshillizens. I know I shouldn't be, but if someone's username is enough to jerk your chain, I think its time to reevaluate your life. It's plain old emotional investment. These guys have made Star Citizen their everything. Insulting the game is the same if not worse than insulting their family.
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toanoradian posted:Sweet, it's a new, unique permutation of an old meme. Truly it is this kind of fresh reinvention of old ideas that will keep the threads going for 2178 pages more! this but unironically, except i'll claim it's ironic if anyone asks
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 12:07 |
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Over in EVE someone got permabanned for threatening to cut off the hands of a goon (after said goon basically handed over his entire alliance to Goonswam). Reading that actually makes me wish SC comes out, is good, and the goons ruin it!
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AbstractNapper posted:Maybe this was already posted, but I completely missed it... This was NOT a well written ARTICLE.
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Goons are faking all the refund requests to make it seem like people don't believe in the project anymore! That said, if people that goons made up don't stop pretending to pull their fake money out of the project, it could fail!
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 12:20 |
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StarbloodKiss posted:I'm legitimately surprised by how easy it is to get a reaction out of Starshillizens. I know I shouldn't be, but if someone's username is enough to jerk your chain, I think its time to reevaluate your life. There's no content, the last link shows that the current hot topics of conversation among Star Citizen fans on twitch are the idiot trolls with their stupid usernames and making fun of a guy who streamed slow flying from port Oliver to some comm array.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 12:22 |
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tuo posted:Over in EVE someone got permabanned for threatening to cut off the hands of a goon (after said goon basically handed over his entire alliance to Goonswam). What an idiot, i can post just as poorly without hands. Some in this very thread can post without brains
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 12:33 |
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I take offense to that... I think?
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 12:35 |
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tuo posted:Over in EVE someone got permabanned for threatening to cut off the hands of a goon (after said goon basically handed over his entire alliance to Goonswam). yeah, I still really want this game to release so I can crash into people and read their fanmail after.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 12:35 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 07:11 |
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AP posted:There's no content, the last link shows that the current hot topics of conversation among Star Citizen fans on twitch are the idiot trolls with their stupid usernames and making fun of a guy who streamed slow flying from port Oliver to some comm array. The trolls with their usernames popping up on stream is legitimately the only fun and joy to be had watching the whole thing. The near parody-level mess that is currently being called Star Citizen is a joyless, soul-destroying experience even before you take into account Chris Roberts' theft of disability checks. Imagine, based on the behavior of the backers, that this game came out and was everything imagined and promised. The following events would need to find a point of equilibrium: 1) The incredibly horrifying, genetically and intellectually defective current backer base would stay put, and metastasize into an even more toxic form due to their "victory" 2) The general gaming public will flood the gates, creating an immediate culture shock amongst the aforementioned damaged individuals, causing an immediate and perpetual "us vs them" war based on whether or not the "late-comers" can catch up to their prepurchased social status 3) Goons will flood the game in incredible numbers, stoking the fires of #1 and #2 above, encouraging the class war on the forums, finding and exploiting every crack and crevice in the game, and infiltrating group #1 above with the greatest of ease for future LOLs I think I've changed my mind. This game needs to come out ASAP.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 12:36 |