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Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

Over a year ago we got this in The Darkseid War

Teenage Fansub posted:

Justice League #50

The series concluded with Darkseid being defeated and reborn inside this baby.

Fast forward to today's Metal #2 (which is hours old, so spoiler images for maybe the next day.)

Other stuff from this year's goofiest comic:

edit: And in today's Mister Miracle #2. A new standard has been set for onomatopoeia.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Sep 21, 2017

# ? Sep 13, 2017 12:02

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# ? May 18, 2024 20:13

howe_sam: Mar 7, 2013; Creepy little garbage eaters

Ygolonac posted:

(All-New X-Men #15)

That's one of my favorite joke in that entire run.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 12:52

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Teenage Fansub posted:

And in today's Mister Miracle #2. A new standard has been set for onomatopoeia.

My favorite use of onomatopoeia is the fight between Thor and Hercules where they're dressed as each other. Anyone have those panels and what issues that are?

# ? Sep 13, 2017 13:39

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

The purple nurple ones?

# ? Sep 13, 2017 13:53

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Teenage Fansub posted:

Fast forward to today's Metal #2 (which is hours old, so spoiler images for maybe the next day.)

gently caress I love comics.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 13:59

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Teenage Fansub posted:

Over a year ago we got this in The Darkseid War

The series concluded with Darkseid being defeated and reborn inside this baby.

Fast forward to today's Metal #2 (which is hours old, so spoiler images for maybe the next day.)

Other stuff from this year's goofiest comic:

I realize that I'm looking at out of context panels but WTF?

I mean, OK, Darkseid is reborn in a baby (and this is or is not the baby that Evil Wonder Woman and Owlman had?) and then Batman kidnaps him, and is going to use him. To do what? Because it looks like mining Batmanium is the end goal. Whatever that means

# ? Sep 13, 2017 14:18

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Knormal posted:

Okay, so why isn't Kitty just phasing out of the costume? Did she go through a period where she lost her powers like every other X-Man?

Basically--she was still recovering from the Morlock Massacre when Excalibur started. Though as I recall, her problem was phasing too much.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 15:22

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

In Mojo Mayhem she is sitting on a train, sneezes, and loses her concentration, ends up phasing in one spot while the train speeds through her. I think she ends up falling off a bridge. She also makes a creepy comment about losing her tangibility and having gravity keep her phased into the center of the earth forever.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 15:38

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

More fun times in the Savage Land with Squirrel Girl.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 16:26

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Teenage Fansub posted:

I want that bat headlamp.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 16:57

Razor Jacksuit: Mar 31, 2007; VEES RULE #1

howe_sam posted:

That's one of my favorite joke in that entire run.

idgi

# ? Sep 13, 2017 21:38

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Razor Jacksuit posted:

idgi

"Oh you're my daughter but from a weird alternative timeline future that doesn't exist"
and
"Oh you're my mother but time traveled from a period before you died"
and then they're both like "Geez"

# ? Sep 13, 2017 21:43

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

delfin posted:

That was actually before she first joined the X-Men. Betsy tried to become the new Captain Britain with a powersuit, but Slaymaster ripped her eyes out. She decided to remain blind and use her telepathy to navigate the world instead, but was kidnapped by Mojo, fitted with bionic eyes...

...and used as the nude brainwashed cyborg star of his TV show, until Doug Ramsey and the other New Mutants rescued her somewhat inadvertently. Doug got an eyeful, Warlock got a bit more.

One of my favorite running sex themes of Clairmont's was before Psylocke got a case of The Vapors, how regularly she would "accidentally" wind up naked in front of others. It happened a heck of a lot.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:19

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

purple death ray posted:

In Mojo Mayhem she is sitting on a train, sneezes, and loses her concentration, ends up phasing in one spot while the train speeds through her. I think she ends up falling off a bridge. She also makes a creepy comment about losing her tangibility and having gravity keep her phased into the center of the earth forever.

Yep, and it's another one of those 'Kitty loses her clothes' moments.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:50

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Oh yeah all the X-Men are reverted to kids. :v:

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:39

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Oh yeah all the X-Men are reverted to kids.

Actually they could be a separate version of the X-Men created by Mojo after the X-Men appeared to die and he needed more content. both of those are things that happened.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:44

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

blimp probably refers to mojo, which would make those the x-babies rather than de-aged x-men.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:45

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

blimp probably refers to mojo, which would make those the x-babies rather than de-aged x-men.

He's done both.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:53

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

At the same time?

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:55

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Skwirl posted:

Actually they could be a separate version of the X-Men created by Mojo after the X-Men appeared to die and he needed more content. both of those are things that happened.

It's the separate version. There's even a bit where something (I forget what) happens to update their costumes to the then-modern X-Men costumes.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:55

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

David D. Davidson posted:

At the same time?

No, see, Mojo reverted the X-Men to kids and they got good ratings in the Mojoverse so when they escaped and were re-aged he didn't want to lose the show. So he created a wholly separate set of X-Babies so he could keep filming their adventures and get those sweet, sweet Nielsen numbers.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:56

hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Mojo is so weird.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:11

Ferrule: Feb 23, 2007; Yo!

Say Nothing posted:

Yep, and it's another one of those 'Kitty loses her clothes' moments.

Punch wolverine all you want, you can still see Kitty's underpants...

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:48

howe_sam: Mar 7, 2013; Creepy little garbage eaters

Say Nothing posted:

Yep, and it's another one of those 'Kitty loses her clothes' moments.

Kitty Pryde: worst fashion sense in comics.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 02:07

Wanderer: Nov 5, 2006; our every move is the new tradition

Choco1980 posted:

One of my favorite running sex themes of Clairmont's was before Psylocke got a case of The Vapors, how regularly she would "accidentally" wind up naked in front of others. It happened a heck of a lot.

Random nudity happened a lot for everyone in those comics. I have an issue that's technically the first appearance of the X-Babies, where Wolverine gets de- and re-aged into a Mojo contract star, and Mojo's idea of a new outfit for him is a helmet and nothing else.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 03:13

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

squirrel girl!

# ? Sep 14, 2017 03:32

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

Wanderer posted:

Random nudity happened a lot for everyone in those comics. I have an issue that's technically the first appearance of the X-Babies, where Wolverine gets de- and re-aged into a Mojo contract star, and Mojo's idea of a new outfit for him is a helmet and nothing else.

You'd fuckin watch it, shut up

# ? Sep 14, 2017 03:33

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Synthbuttrange posted:

squirrel girl!

Antonio the Doombot is the best. well... *was* the best

# ? Sep 14, 2017 05:16

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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The Hero We Need

Knormal posted:

Okay, so why isn't Kitty just phasing out of the costume? Did she go through a period where she lost her powers like every other X-Man?

Well, she *did* get eaten by a Warwolf...and through the near-universal mutation of Plot Immunity, was not killed in the process.

Five bucks says someone came up with the vision of Kitty X-Vomiting herself up out of a creature and everything was backfilled from there.

Unrelated:

Incredible Hulk v2 #7 (2012)

# ? Sep 14, 2017 07:47

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

That's very clearly Green Abobo.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 08:10

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Say Nothing posted:

Yep, and it's another one of those 'Kitty loses her clothes' moments.

I like how the x-babies' hair is the same size as their adult counterparts'.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 08:41

Mikl: Nov 8, 2009; Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

The following is from the Comic Strip thread.

A bit of background: Modesty Blaise is an extremely skilled crimelady-turned-spy, and Willie Garvin is her lifelong partner who is just as skilled if not more so. In this story they are on vacation on an island, and while scuba diving they are spotted by a trio of treasure hunters who are excavating a shipwreck, and who think Modesty and Willie have found the same shipwreck, so the treasure hunters decide to kidnap them and hold them until they're done removing the treasure from the wreck. Hilarity ensures.