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He had to pay me in some form. I was promised "All The Pussy In The World" if I said handsome words on his nerd show. So far, I've only scored with Victor. I really like the new site though. It's unique. This version went up right before Live 6. Lumbermouth posted:If that's not Bunnybread in the USA t-shirt, I am going to be sorely disappointed. Because no one else could be sufficiently AMERICA, I'm assuming? I found the most jingoistic shirts possible to wear. I'm thinking, now, that folks really believed me to be an ultra Murrikan shitbird which isn't really the impression I was trying to give. Also, my USA shirt wasn't tight enough according to multiple women I spoke to. Sham bam bamina! posted:Karaoke videos confirm that it's him. Your brother looks just like H Jon Benjamin too? drat, small world! My apologies on the incomplete stripping. I was trying to give you some abs but I guess Lemon just got lost in my eyes.
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Ah, I see Spanky Gazpacho went from 0 to mango in like three seconds. As expected. Spanky was featured in an episode of MBMBAM a few years ago, particularly the nickname and sexy mango questions. Waffleman_ fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Sep 14, 2017 |
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Not the self sucking and clubbing kangaroos to death though
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Oh no, I didn't realize there were layers to the man beyond the mango fetish.
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He also tells people not to take steroids a lot, although none of those posts were funny and I left them out
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Blow UP THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! There is no other practical and swift way.
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Am I the only one that thought the blow up the moon bit was just kinda maybe just a wee bit over the top? I love you kumquatxop but yelling louder than the clothes you're wearing was a bit much.  That was the only thing that bothered me actually. Hail
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SirSlarty posted:Am I the only one that thought the blow up the moon bit was just kinda maybe just a wee bit over the top? I love you kumquatxop but yelling louder than the clothes you're wearing was a bit much. I think the material warranted it.
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Yeah, I'm not big on the whole yelling thing in general. Kumquatxop is really funny guy, but I think his exaggerated voices and shouting sometimes detract from his readings. YES, HELLO is good, though.
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Lay off, you guys. It's not Kumquat's fault that he can only talk about Harry Potter from the top of a runaway train.
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Waffleman_ posted:Ah, I see Spanky Gazpacho went from 0 to mango in like three seconds. As expected. I was wondering if it was the dude from In The Mouth Of Mango and Travis McElroy's insane rant.
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My Kumqautzop impression: *the sound of a lawnmower revving* YES HELLO *insane laughter that compounds upon itself* HARRY POTTER *insane rambling that continues unabated in the background* *Adam Bozarth begging Kumquatzop to stop*
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All I carried back from listening to Kumquatzop's reading was that, somehow, it was considerably less batshit insane than the Doctor Who story with the same concept. In 2015.
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I'm not sure what "In 2015" is supposed to mean. Kumquat's Usenet post is from 1988. Also, I looked up that Doctor Who episode (which apparently aired in 2014), and I'm not entirely sure whether or not "The Moon is actually an alien egg" is necessarily crazier than "We HAVE to BLOW UP THE MOON because it's STUPID and LOOKS BORING." Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Sep 16, 2017 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:I'm not sure what "In 2015" is supposed to mean. Kumquat's Usenet post is from 1988. Right, 2014, my bad. And that episode did involve bringing all of the Earth's nuclear arsenal to the moon, to BLOW IT UP (because there's a thing living in it and it's making poo poo go weird). So yeah, of both stories I know of involving detonating every nuclear weapon from Earth on the moon, this one's saner because at leas it's up-front and simple about just loving hating the moon.
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Well this is an unusual argument.
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BootsRaingear posted:Well this is an unusual argument.
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I haven't listened to the reading, but I've always though the Moon was a huge moron with an overiflated sense of selfimportance.
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Sent in a gamefaqs doc last night. I feel bad I was unable to do justice to RyuGaiden but that poo poo's just too dense.
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Cleretic posted:Right, 2014, my bad. And that episode did involve bringing all of the Earth's nuclear arsenal to the moon, to BLOW IT UP (because there's a thing living in it and it's making poo poo go weird). So yeah, of both stories I know of involving detonating every nuclear weapon from Earth on the moon, this one's saner because at leas it's up-front and simple about just loving hating the moon. This one is also saner because it was presented by a professor at Iowa State.
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echopapa posted:F Plus Live 6 is up. I think it got overshadowed by F Plus Live, but this episode of Song Crimes was really really good. I laughed pretty hard at picking up a hitchhiker and luring a child into a car.
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Episode 261: Ask Reddit And You Shall Receive Reddit
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I don't think that anything makes me happier than seeing Squiddy in an episode's lineup. 
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my girlfriend is Legos posted:Yeah, I'm not big on the whole yelling thing in general. Kumquatxop is really funny guy, but I think his exaggerated voices and shouting sometimes detract from his readings. YES, HELLO is good, though. Maybe occasionally but on the other hand FREE PETTING ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Okay but seriously, the guy who fantasized about teaching a new civilization after the apocalypse SERIOUSLY just came up with the end to Fahrenheit 451 but stupider.
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Alternatively he's played way too much Fallout
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This week on Song Crimes, we’re in housing court with Autograph, George Thorogood, and the Beastie Boys.
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Man for some reason Frank's 'you wanna boo me???' after his rear end Credit joke bombed was one of my favorite F Plus moments in general
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Ageofbob posted:My Kumqautzop impression: So basically the Yeah Megamix
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sexpig by night posted:Man for some reason Frank's 'you wanna boo me???' after his rear end Credit joke bombed was one of my favorite F Plus moments in general I'm pretty sure that was Adam Bozarth but yeah, great stuff
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Where's that mix of Kumkwatxop YEAH-ing over Usher's Yeah! ?
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I want Lemon to introduce every episode's document with "...or speeeeeell"
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Benny the Snake posted:Where's that mix of Kumkwatxop YEAH-ing over Usher's Yeah! ? I'm waiting for the Kumpot remix of More Human Than Human.
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It got lost in the live-show shuffle, but there's a new Extra Credit episode out.
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New almost three weeks ago. They're already about to post the next one.
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echopapa posted:This week on Song Crimes, we’re in housing court with Autograph, George Thorogood, and the Beastie Boys. I didn't realize how badly I needed this podcast in my life until y'all started making it. Keep em coming
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I'm catching up and just finished the burp episode. "But it was a welcoming fart" was amazing.
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