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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Max is bad hth

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Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Max is ok, might be good one day, might not.

Our Man Dan however is the best driver.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Maxs stats will be driven into the ground by Red Bull and hell I'm glad

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Max will never be a world champion

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Norns posted:

Maxs stats will be driven into the ground by Red Bull and hell I'm glad

Phwoar!

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Tsaedje posted:

Max will never be a world champion

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
I bet all of you lot said the same about Vettel and now he's the greatest driver the sports ever seen. :wanker: :wankingsign::wankoff::wank::rollingeyeswankjesture::jerkbag:

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
Max is brilliant. He makes Ricciardo look like Mark Webber.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Except he doesn't and Dan is way more consistent

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Jul 22, 2014

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Norns posted:

Except he doesn't and Dan is way more consistent

Bogan Shitheel :colbert:

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Max is the Jos Verstappen of our generation.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Theophany posted:

Bogan Shitheel :colbert:

Hey gently caress you I'm not Australian!

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Norns posted:

Hey gently caress you I'm not Australian!

You're siding with the enemy, friend! Reich Bull drivers are not good until they escape the clutches of their pederast and nazi slavers. I'm ready to love the Bogan Shitheel, but until he is in literally any other car on the grid, he's bad.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Theophany posted:

You're siding with the enemy, friend! Reich Bull drivers are not good until they escape the clutches of their pederast and nazi slavers. I'm ready to love the Bogan Shitheel, but until he is in literally any other car on the grid, he's bad.

This is the philosophy this thread needs. Except Austrians are usually cool and good. See: Niki Lauda.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
Still lolling at Renault telling Red Bull to get tae gently caress, love to see fizzy drinks companies get dicked on.

daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari
I'm looking forward to a few years of a Red Bull/Honda partnership. Dietrich will lose his mind after missing the points for a couple of races, and that's always entertaining.

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Jul 22, 2014

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track day bro! posted:

Still lolling at Renault telling Red Bull to get tae gently caress, love to see fizzy drinks companies get dicked on.

#Monster #44juice #MegaJuice #LH44juice #TeamLHJuicingOnYourFace

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Isn't red Bull Hittler gunna have problems working with asians?

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Tsaedje posted:

Max will never be a world champion


1500quidporsche posted:

Max is the Jos Verstappen of our generation.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Norns posted:

Isn't red Bull Hittler gunna have problems working with asians?

He stole the drink from some Asians. He's fine.

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Jul 22, 2014

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Norns posted:

Isn't red Bull Hittler gunna have problems working with asians?

Nah, he's probably one of those Nazis who has a strange admiration for "the yellow man's fastidious work ethic despite their genetic shortcomings" or some poo poo.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The shoey will never be cool. Not even Scuderia Ferrari shoeys

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Turn left thread, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(then turn right, because this isn't NASCAR)

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Red Bull will wuss out and sell up as soon as it's obvious they can't win anymore, bad for the brand

And it'll all be someone else's fault

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
Thinking about nuestro Fernando winning the wdc in a McLaren Renault in 2019........

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Best drivers on the grid now:

1: Dan the Man
2: Alon so sad
3: Kubica???

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Theophany posted:

Nah, he's probably one of those Nazis who has a strange admiration for "the yellow man's fastidious work ethic despite their genetic shortcomings" or some poo poo.

Is that what were blaming Honda's failures on?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

1500quidporsche posted:

He stole the drink from some Asians. He's fine.

I was just thinking about this actually

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'd like to point out that F1 was run by literal Nazis for not insubstantial amounts of time.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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1500quidporsche posted:

Is that what were blaming Honda's failures on?

Hell, why not? Let's ride this flaming wreck all the way into the ground.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Lou Takki posted:

Best drivers on the grid now:

1: Dan the Man
2: Alon so sad
3: Kubica???

Best at what? Best at driving, best personality...

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

Norns posted:

Isn't red Bull Hittler gunna have problems working with asians?

Axis countries should get along fine.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Human Grand Prix posted:

I'd like to point out that F1 was run by literal Nazis for not insubstantial amounts of time.

Hey, Are Bernard was a nice old bloke who meant well. Not his fault Max had weird fetishes.

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Jul 22, 2014

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Tsaedje posted:

Best at what? Best at driving, best personality...

Lance Stroll.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
strolled right into my heart and his dad paid me 80 mil to let him stay, therefore, wdc 2018

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

GramCracker posted:

Hey, Are Bernard was a nice old bloke who meant well. Not his fault Max had weird fetishes.

:golfclap:

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Don't kinkshame guys, it's extremely rude.

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I love how the fizziness of this thread's shitposting correlates directly with how close we are to a race weekend.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Norns posted:

Except he doesn't and Dan is way more consistent

He's outqualified Dan in all but one circuit where he didn't have car issues, has done better starts and had better race pace.
Dan is hella lucky Max has had a run of bad luck or his stats would look shocking.

Max is amazing.

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Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
I found the F1 video that this thread deserves:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqAZjnzCpiA

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