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Desperado Bones: Aug 29, 2009; Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!

HAHAHA...what the hell is happening? I had to take a time off the lols because earthquake and stuff and come back to the most precious lol inducing comments ever. :lol:

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:03

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 15:58

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Egbert Souse posted:

I'm beginning to think the MAGA chuds aren't that bright!

You're only coming to that conclusion now?

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:03

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Can you believe Trump has only been in office what 7, 8 months (i honestly don't know anymore time has lost all meaning in this post LOLworld), and the amount of dumbshit lols provided by the Orange Retarded One are unprecedented.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:03

morningdrew: Jul 18, 2003; It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

haljordan posted:

"Ann Coulter is one of the most repugnant, hateful bitches alive -- but it's not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself." -- Jimmy Carr

Looool

The roast of Ann Coulter and Pete Davidson was great

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:05

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

haljordan posted:

"Ann Coulter is one of the most repugnant, hateful bitches alive -- but it's not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself." -- Jimmy Carr

Looool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf1qrB3k04Y

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:06

sout: Apr 24, 2014

Avirosb posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf1qrB3k04Y

aaaah-ACHOO!
lol

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:07

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:08

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/Im_TheAntiTrump/status/906275067616608258
https://twitter.com/philsnews/status/905536357703061504

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:09

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

get shortey

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:11

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/philsnews/status/905536357703061504

Are next president

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:11

sout: Apr 24, 2014

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/Im_TheAntiTrump/status/906275067616608258
https://twitter.com/philsnews/status/905536357703061504

does producing actually mean producing or is it like "making" which means downloading.
either way bad imo.
e: oh sex trafficking? okay very very bad.
gently caress

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:14

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Spin

https://twitter.com/ReaganBattalion/status/908333576323846145

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:16

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

morally adept posted:

Lol what is it even like to be this racist, I mean you must be miserable and pissy 24/7?

i couldn't even imagine being that negative and miserable. you have to try to make yourself that sheltered most of the time as well.

i know a few people who are kind of sheltered in strange ways; like when i had them over for dinner i made cuban sandwiches and they were like "oh we don't really like the spicy stuff much..." and i had to explain to them "oh this is just a pressed sandwich made with pork and stuff" and even THESE guys aren't actually racist. they'll say stuff like "Those People" when they talk about the families that run chinese restaurants or some of the gas stations, but even the people that mistakenly think a cuban sandwich is going to be spicy still see the U.S as a melting-pot culture, even if they live in very white rural areas and generally like that kind of thing

you have to be very angry and hosed up to try and justify racist beliefs. it takes a special kind of person to be that broken lol

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:18

sout: Apr 24, 2014

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Spin

https://twitter.com/ReaganBattalion/status/908333576323846145

God these Fox folks must just despise themselves. but like, more than the normal amount.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:18

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

I don't get how Trump can say he made a 'deal', everything needs to be voted on in congress, just vote against it? You're in the majority. :shrug:

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:18

Ashmole: Oct 5, 2008; _{This wish was granted by Former DILF}

Jesus Christ posted:

ahahaha holy poo poo, his facebook profile is a trip

https://www.facebook.com/billy.boucher.75

Anyone else picturing him saying this like Mr. Garrison talking to Mr. Slave

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:19

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Tumble posted:

i couldn't even imagine being that negative and miserable. you have to try to make yourself that sheltered most of the time as well.

i know a few people who are kind of sheltered in strange ways; like when i had them over for dinner i made cuban sandwiches and they were like "oh we don't really like the spicy stuff much..." and i had to explain to them "oh this is just a pressed sandwich made with pork and stuff" and even THESE guys aren't actually racist. they'll say stuff like "Those People" when they talk about the families that run chinese restaurants or some of the gas stations, but even the people that mistakenly think a cuban sandwich is going to be spicy still see the U.S as a melting-pot culture, even if they live in very white rural areas and generally like that kind of thing

you have to be very angry and hosed up to try and justify racist beliefs. it takes a special kind of person to be that broken lol

Its like you met my father.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:19

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/908161159953559552

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:20

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Spin

https://twitter.com/ReaganBattalion/status/908333576323846145

holy lol between the picture and the quote.

Maybe lowering taxes for the middle class is just symbolic too? I mean, what even is reality?

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:20

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

VictorianQueerLit posted:

hey creepy star citizen stalker guy, i'm sorry all of your detective work outside of SA was wrong and I thank you for the apology that you were completely wrong when you were making up wild fantasies about my identity based on your creepy stalker sherlock routine.

Yeah that was pretty funny you really got whiny about it.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:23

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

People tried to give trump an out by saying "Oh there won't really be a wall" or "Oh it'll just be more fencing" but he REPEATEDLY insisted it will be a "big beautiful wall"

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:24

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A Fancy Hat posted:

holy lol between the picture and the quote.

Maybe lowering taxes for the middle class is just symbolic too? I mean, what even is reality?

The things Trump said that caused me to vote for him were just pretend. I'm not owned! President Deals did 8D chess on me, which is why he is a good president and also I'm definitely not owned.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:26

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

This time next week, in Dining with Chuck and Nancy, medicare for all!

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:26

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Egbert Souse posted:

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/908161159953559552

I wanna punch Tomi Lahren in the face so loving hard

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:29

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Sedisp posted:

i remember Victorian having a meltdown about how trump supporters needed a space on reddit because all the mods were liberals

lmao

Yeah I remember that too

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:37

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:41

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:42

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Eli Wiggum posted:

I don't like this new direction that Jeff Dunham is taking

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:43

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Egbert Souse posted:

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/908161159953559552

I remember Tomi Lahren. :3:

Wow look at that. How time flies.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/Im_TheAntiTrump/status/906275067616608258
https://twitter.com/philsnews/status/905536357703061504

loving lol

Eli Wiggum posted:

It really was the choicest possible headline image to use.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:43

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Captain Yossarian posted:

Lmao

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:45

bedpan: Apr 23, 2008

Three Olives posted:

What leverage do MAGAers think Trump has?

It's looking more and more like with the huge fractures in the Republican party with moderates and insane tea partyers that they need Pelosi and Schumer to pass anything and Pelosi and Schumer don't give a poo poo if anything passes because Republicans control congress and the presidency so they get blamed if nothing passes. Plus Trump's approval numbers are beyond in the gutter so he really has no bully pulpit.

I have a feeling that the Pelosi and Schumer meeting was a pretty much a come to Jesus talk where they laid out that Trump has no leverage but bless your heart we will give you some "wins" if you want to negotiate on our terms.

Real big lols that the Democratic Party's center right platform has finally attracted "moderates" from the GOP, not among the public though, but in congress.

Famed GOP party discipline breaks down when the Rs actually have to do anything.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:46