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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


After the incident ended, Police Chief Reed Miller offered an assessment to reporters: "He's para-Noid."

lmao

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

fits my needs posted:

as a cog in the heath insurance administration machine what am I supposed to do when Bernie makes me lose my job?

shitpost more

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

fits my needs posted:

as a cog in the heath insurance administration machine what am I supposed to do when Bernie makes me lose my job?

"what am I supposed to do when my income stream disappears?" - plantation owner in the 1860s, Arkansas Governor's Mansion HR head in the 1980s

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

The entire art of comedy is the art of being dumb loud and annoying.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
I think I'm too old for this Bernie!

https://mobile.twitter.com/makepicomputing/status/908011908036481025?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


fits my needs posted:

as a cog in the heath insurance administration machine what am I supposed to do when Bernie makes me lose my job?

get hired as a cog in the medicare administration machine

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Make Pi

TRUMP

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

fits my needs posted:

as a cog in the heath insurance administration machine what am I supposed to do when Bernie makes me lose my job?

tax credits for job retraining

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

gradenko_2000 posted:

no zegermans in Chapo
sounds nice

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

fits my needs posted:

as a cog in the heath insurance administration machine what am I supposed to do when Bernie makes me lose my job?

your industry doesn't care if the rest of us live or die. why should the opposite be true

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/DemSocialists/status/908384860317917184

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

fits my needs posted:

as a cog in the heath insurance administration machine what am I supposed to do when Bernie makes me lose my job?
medicare for all? more like job loss program. check mate bernie bros :smugdog:

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

zegermans posted:

Listened to this segment over lunch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1zqku-t5vo

it was pretty good. I might have to tune in or something.

no I won't post in the chapo thread any more than I usually do.

This is good but I liked Jimmy Dore's nearly identical segment because it has much more angry name calling and shouting of profanities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I14IgrlKGHc

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

zeal posted:

your industry doesn't care if the rest of us live or die. why should the opposite be true

I thought we were all in this together? :frogbon:

but yah Medicare administration cog would be p sweet if the benefits are still good.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

insurance industry employees will be mulched and used as fertilizer

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
Suck A Butt!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

fits my needs posted:

I thought we were all in this together? :frogbon:

dont worry, you can be cured of your parasitism and we're here to help

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

loquacius posted:

I listened to a Youtube clip of Bill Burr's podcast once and he was like "I don't get how this works, let me text Jimmy Dore and ask him" and then like two real-time minutes later he was like "oh, looks like Jimmy texted back" and read off a whole long explanation of the thing he was confused by

Bill Burr hates Bernie though. Or at least did at one point as he went on a triad against him and his supporters on his podcast.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

fits my needs posted:

as a cog in the heath insurance administration machine what am I supposed to do when Bernie makes me lose my job?

Well I hear coal mining is never ever going away

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
also im pretty sure lots of industries need computer janitors, and also health insurance isn't the only kind of insurance if your job skills and experience are hyperspecific to the insurance industry

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

punk rebel ecks posted:

Bill Burr hates Bernie though. Or at least did at one point as he went on a triad against him and his supporters on his podcast.

I think he was one of the many people who had very different views of Bernie and his Brothers when Hillary was the inevitable winner of the 2016 presidential election vs after she lost

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 214 days!

fits my needs posted:

as a cog in the heath insurance administration machine what am I supposed to do when Bernie makes me lose my job?

die of an easily trea... oh wait, looks like bernie wants to take that job from you too!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Al! posted:

dont worry, you can be cured of your parasitism and we're here to help

I pay my taxes :newt:

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

A sane society would also make sure there is a jobs program to productively employ everyone instead of the insane inefficiencies of a privatized capitalist system that causes tens of millions to be unemployed.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

punk rebel ecks posted:

Bill Burr hates Bernie though. Or at least did at one point as he went on a triad against him and his supporters on his podcast.

bill burr is a gen x elemental, he just wants to believe everythings gonna be FINE and politics are just NOT THAT BIG A DEAL

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

also private health insurance will probably still exist in a massively downsized form as supplemental insurance or something. but gently caress those guys too imho

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

comedyblissoption posted:

A sane society would also make sure there is a jobs program to productively employ everyone instead of the insane inefficiencies of a privatized capitalist system that causes tens of millions to be unemployed.

A sane society would not require employment as a precondition of a decent quality of life.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Al! posted:

bill burr is a gen x elemental, he just wants to believe everythings gonna be FINE and politics are just NOT THAT BIG A DEAL

Gen X ignore politics out of cynical apathy, not complacent certainty, you dick!

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

loquacius posted:

I think he was one of the many people who had very different views of Bernie and his Brothers when Hillary was the inevitable winner of the 2016 presidential election vs after she lost

But Bill Burr HATED Hillary.

Edit - That reminded me of when Bill Burr called her out for stating that she carries hot sauce in her purse on a black radio show.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

docbeard posted:

A sane society would not require employment as a precondition of a decent quality of life.
I like the idea of everyone able-bodied or minded being productively employed in the economy so it does not breed resentment between those that work and those that don't. However, as technology and automation improves, the work week should shrink correspondingly.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Al! posted:

bill burr is a gen x elemental, he just wants to believe everythings gonna be FINE and politics are just NOT THAT BIG A DEAL

Bill Burr thinks Comrade Jimmy is the go-to politics guy in the comedian world, so there's still hope.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Gen X ignore politics out of cynical apathy, not complacent certainty, you dick!

I get that from Burr. He's just a cynic, and it's hard to blame cynics even if they're smarmy.

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
This whole thread should go on cum town

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Dick Wolff is a self-professed marxist professor who is fantastic to listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnjYK87S5fc

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

fits my needs posted:

I pay my taxes :newt:

you have not yet begun to pay

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

comedyblissoption posted:

Dick Wolff is a self-professed marxist professor who is fantastic to listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnjYK87S5fc

:doink:

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

dickwolff

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
wolf dick

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




sequel to the popular dickwolfa-d and f, and the underappreciated dickwolfe

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