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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
James Buchanan invaded Utah to enforce federal anti-polygamy law and then let the South secede

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

GalacticAcid posted:

James Buchanan invaded Utah to enforce federal anti-polygamy law and then let the South secede

Should have left the Mormon Caliphate secede instead.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I remember the three year effort to oust Senator Bob Packwood from his seat because he was a gropey, gross gently caress. Reelected in 1992, an article by the WaPost detailed 19 women, former lobbyists and staffers, whom he sexually harassed and assaulted. He finally resigned in 1995 because the Senate got a hold of his rape diary.

The switchover from the years where assaulting your secretaries was a normal thing that powerful men did to a time when it's at least publicly condemned was a weird loving time.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Strom Thurmond. Just, all of it.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4KROpdUkrM

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
The end of the presidential inauguration Bad Lip Reading when Pence's wife says "yay?"

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Does the CIA trying to assassinate Castro with an exploding cigar count?

If not, then I would have to go with Clinton's entire impeachment hearings, from "respectable" members of the senate talking about jizz stains to Bill Clinton trying to redefine it. Also, his exploding cigar

SEX HAVER 40000
Aug 6, 2009

no doves fly here lol
BREAKING: Seattle Mayor and general corncob Ed Murray resigns 4 months after evidence emerges he might as well be named Paterno Sandusky

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
this poorly worded Pandora ad:

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008

SEX HAVER 40000 posted:

BREAKING: Seattle Mayor and general corncob Ed Murray resigns 4 months after evidence emerges he might as well be named Paterno Sandusky

He stepped down when the FIFTH accuser stepped forward, who was (wait for it) HIS COUSIN. I just remembered this thing that happened today.

SEX HAVER 40000
Aug 6, 2009

no doves fly here lol
I remember every Seattle mayor of the last 16 years and laugh so hard.I cry

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Rob Ford has enough pussy to eat at home.

SEX HAVER 40000
Aug 6, 2009

no doves fly here lol
Rob Ford was better than Gregory Nickels

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Johnny Five-Jaces has issued a correction as of 14:48 on Sep 13, 2017

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
bullet farmer

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

MonsieurChoc posted:

Strom Thurmond. Just, all of it.

his mixed-race child that he fathered with his parents' maid

just like mccain

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
lol the 2000 gop primary

the bush campaign openly spreading rumors that mccain fathered a half-black baby

the bush campaign widely insinuating that mccain lost his mind after vietnam

mccain cuckishly endorsing bush anyway

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i'm really surprised that there wasn't more "mccain is a manchurian candidate" stuff in 2008

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
resisting arrest is a hate crime in louisiana

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


fun fact: martin omalley is the basis for tommy carcetti in the wire

e; also the fact that carcetti had an affair on the show caused people to suspect that omalley had

StashAugustine has issued a correction as of 22:42 on Sep 13, 2017

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void


Bringing the fight to ALLAH in CYBER SPACE

Egg Moron has issued a correction as of 00:05 on Sep 14, 2017

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I wish silicon valley would be disrupted by an airburst thermonuclear weapon

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
Paul Begala was super smiley

I was pretty young and still thought that, which means he must have been really smiley if a dumbass kid noticed

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Ronald Reagan personally gave weapons to proto-ISIS and is somehow remembered as pro-America.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
I remembered the howard dean speech but it isn't as funny now. Maybe a silly hype speech isn't the worst thing a candidate can do?

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I'm on CP Time.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
trump

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
hobby lobby almost definitely gave money to isis

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

ScrubLeague posted:

Ronald Reagan personally gave weapons to proto-ISIS and is somehow remembered as pro-America.

that wasn't, like, the most traitorous thing he did that year


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran%E2%80%93Contra_affair


also lol at the framing of calling it an "affair"

liberal media indeed.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

zegermans posted:

that wasn't, like, the most traitorous thing he did that year
It's not illegal when the President does it. It's okay when your heart and your best intentions tell you that's true.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

uber, but for isis

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Kim Dotcom

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Mitt Romney saying gay marriage was the cause of gun violence.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

This is it right here.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The Dragon Ball Z episode where Goku and Piccolo get driver's licenses

Not politics but still funny

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDwwAaVmnf4

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