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heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Sapozhnik posted:

cool poo poo guys tell us more about your driving school experiences, eagerly looking forward to future updates!

be sure to post your sick gaming pc specs too

I7 6700K
GTX 1070
16 GB RAM
Predator X34 monitor + 65" vizio 4K
Saitek eclipse keyboard and logitech mx518 mouse
custom 2.1 setup with a yamaha rx-v581 receiver and energy speakers

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Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Dislike button posted:

I7 6700K
GTX 1070
16 GB RAM
Predator X34 monitor + 65" vizio 4K
Saitek eclipse keyboard and logitech mx518 mouse
custom 2.1 setup with a yamaha rx-v581 receiver and energy speakers

fully sick

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Sapozhnik posted:

be sure to post your sick gaming pc specs too

Actually, it's called a "gaming rig".

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Sep 14, 2017

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I nearly hit a parked car's mirror, good thing there we had dual brake pedals

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I got an Ohio drivers license many years after I got my Swedish one.

it was obvious that Ohio set the bar so low that a slightly retarded 16 year old should be able to pass. Ohioans drive on bald summer tires and even when the roads are just snow covered ice and potholes, so shoulders and ditches were just full of cars all winter. and so so many cars were banged up from people just crashing all the time and not caring unless someone died.

don't drive in Ohio. don't go to Ohio.

Go Bucks :toot:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/908403266320465927

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

haveblue posted:

I nearly hit a parked car's mirror, good thing there we had dual brake pedals

i took the drivers ed training course when i was like 14. we'd go out in pairs to practice with the instructor, with one kid driving, the other in the back, and teacher in passenger seat with his "oh poo poo" brake pedal. during one of our runs, my partner started turning left into a swarm of incoming traffic, and he got instructor-braked. if looks could kill, wow

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


i knew he liked beating up all those types of people, but i didn't realize he was getting a bat-boner out of it

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Roosevelt posted:

i knew he liked beating up all those types of people, but i didn't realize he was getting a bat-boner out of it

All comics are based on the author's fetishes

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
look at this bug

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Improbable Lobster posted:

look at this bug



why is it sucking itself off?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

akadajet posted:

why is it sucking itself off?

Like you wouldn't be

muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008

I got points off during the hard braking section because I instinctively slammed my left foot to the floor. The driver's ed car was an automatic and I'd only driven manual up to that point.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

akadajet posted:

why is it sucking itself off?
because it can?!?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
if we're going to have a lovely derail in the pics thrad it's going to be about architecture goddamnit

https://twitter.com/Shitty_Future/status/908248046860951552

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

akadajet posted:

why is it sucking itself off?

the head is on the lower end

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

burning swine
May 26, 2004



Sapozhnik posted:

cool poo poo guys tell us more about your driving school experiences, eagerly looking forward to future updates!

be sure to post your sick gaming pc specs too

sorry to continue the derail but I spotted this yesterday while googling for something and felt compelled to screenshot

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


am I too late to exhaustively detail my stultifyingly mundane experiences with drivers ed

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

sorry to continue the derail but I spotted this yesterday while googling for something and felt compelled to screenshot



that speedtest result is super shameful in 2017

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?


new yospos background found

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



sandoz posted:

am I too late to exhaustively detail my stultifyingly mundane experiences with drivers ed

of course not, fill us in

Anaconda Rifle
Mar 23, 2007

Yam Slacker

Vintersorg posted:

drat, hitting the curb is automatic fail here

another car almost hit me because the instructor told me to keep going even though i saw that he didnt see me. then she yelled at him out the window and passed me. i love new york

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

akadajet posted:

that speedtest result is super shameful in 2017

i dont even have 10% of that and i want to die

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Liver Disaster posted:

i dont even have 10% of that and i want to die

completely understandable

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Did anyone ever find a way I could buy this instead of having to like put effort in?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

:same:

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
the texas exam for driving is just "where do you store your gun while driving" and you answer "on the gun rack or in my hand" and you pass

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

C.H.O.M.E posted:

the texas exam for driving is just "where do you store your gun while driving" and you answer "on the gun rack or in my hand" and you pass

i took the texas exam and there was nothing about guns on it.

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012

:xd:

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Sapozhnik posted:

cool poo poo guys tell us more about your driving school experiences, eagerly looking forward to future updates!

be sure to post your sick gaming pc specs too

i got bonus points for running down a hobo

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

"Niiiiiick!"

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Scientists discover an underwater city full of gloomy octopuses



http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2017/09/scientists-discover-underwater-city-full-gloomy-octopuses

Why they gotta be gloomy boys? :mad:

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Scientists discover an underwater city full of gloomy octopuses



http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2017/09/scientists-discover-underwater-city-full-gloomy-octopuses

Why they gotta be gloomy boys? :mad:

quote:

mating and fighting, even during the daytime

same

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Scientists discover an underwater city full of gloomy octopuses



http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2017/09/scientists-discover-underwater-city-full-gloomy-octopuses

Why they gotta be gloomy boys? :mad:

quote:

Video surveillance over 8 days revealed up to 15 octopuses that mated and fought there, the researchers report this month in Marine and Freshwater Behaviour and Physiology. The octopuses kicked each other out of dens, went on chases, and appeared to threaten each other by standing up and darkening their bodies. At one point, they didn't even seem to notice a bottom-dwelling wobbegong shark sneaking up.

lol

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde


The Barnacle attaches to an offender’s windshield with giant suction cups and blocks the driver’s vision. If you try to tamper with it, the device sounds an alarm. Even if you break the shell, its twin suction cups keep holding on for dear life, or at least for payment, as one unhappy Pennsylvania motorist found out. It even comes with a GPS device in some models that will help the law track you down.

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017


Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

I was definitely required to physically turn my head around to check blind spots when I took my test a million years ago

sightlines on modern cars have gotten so bad that this isn't even feasible for checking your left anymore though thanks to B/C pillars that are 3 feet thick and filled with airbags. I have no idea what the test requirements are these days

you tell the car to do it but if you are not nice they take points because cars are our four wheel friends now

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/hamillhimself/status/908421456874283008

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