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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

ay papi

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Matt Furie has been cracking down on people trying to commercialize Pepe, somebody should tell him about this.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
That's clearly Papi

FantasticExtrusion
Sep 3, 2017

I mean there were always bad games. Half of these are bad on purpose in an attempt to be funny. The other half are unironically bad out of spite.

If I shitpost in the form of a video game does it count as one shitpost or do I get probated per-frame?

Ainsley McTree posted:

graphically, this one is mostly a cut above at least

Probably because they didn't gently caress with them too much. It's easy to make a pretty scene when your game barely has anything in it. Open up a shader asset, plop in a blur post effect.

(Edit: I hosed with this post a lot. I always do. I don't really know how I got here. Help.)

FantasticExtrusion fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Sep 14, 2017

haldolium
Oct 22, 2016




bcInteractive just can't stop making these gems.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
http://store.steampowered.com/app/705600/ISIS_Simulator/

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Lets release a 20 year old racing game that was mediocre back then.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/698620/Screamer_2/

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

do you play as the government of uae in this thing?

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

Isis Simulator posted:

You are soldier, enemy are ISIS. Soldier is good, ISIS is bad. ISIS are terrorist, soldier kill terrorist. Soldier goal is find and kill all ISIS terrorist then escape. There are many ISIS for soldier to kill and a lot of fun for player to play ISIS Simulator. Good luck!

I honestly don't know if this is a joke game or if some sperglord out there seriously thinks it's good.

Bonus: the $22 'publisher megabundle' is all games clearly made in RPG Maker.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Largepotato posted:

Lets release a 20 year old racing game that was mediocre back then.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/698620/Screamer_2/

I don't think this really fits; Screamer 2 isn't strictly speaking bad, and preservation of old games is cool and good even if it was.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
I seem to remember Screamer being a fantastic racing game that looked amazing back in the mid to late 90s. Am I thinking of a different game?

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
That visual novel about the main character spending all his money on a sexbox and then it turns into a faithful anime girl waifu got its first dlc where he buys a portable game system and then it turns into a little girl

http://store.steampowered.com/app/712160/GamesGirls_Episode_2/

quote:

Story:
After the good end of Episode 1 the Protagonist and Sirrah are a couple and living together peacefully. But with no consoles left the protgonist decides to buy a handheld for gaming again. The next day another strange girl appears in his room and she is a little girl!?

Features:
-Anime art
-2 different endings
-HD Resolution
-Adult Content
-Steam Achievements



Yeah that's bad and not much different from a lot of other visual novel poo poo in this thread but I wanted to post this screenshot because the art is hosed perspective-wise. I see it's supposed to be two different people, the arms in the pic aren't the girl's arms, but what angle are they standing at that and what is happening that is allowed for that pose to happen because all I see is this.

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

Gynovore posted:

I honestly don't know if this is a joke game or if some sperglord out there seriously thinks it's good.

Judging by the devs library of other upcoming Game Guru asset flips, looks like some serious edgelords.

http://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=BunchOD00dz

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
If you'd just read the loving subtitles....

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

If you'd just read the loving subtitles....

You responding to me or the isis sim thing?

If to me, the subtitle doesn't help any, it just raises more questions because it looks like they're standing but the background doesn't gel with that :v:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

FirstAidKite posted:

That visual novel about the main character spending all his money on a sexbox and then it turns into a faithful anime girl waifu got its first dlc where he buys a portable game system and then it turns into a little girl

http://store.steampowered.com/app/712160/GamesGirls_Episode_2/




i would be extremely pissed off if my ps vita did this

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
It'd be the most action your Vita got in years.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Where's my game.com dating sim

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
She's clearly sitting on that guy's face.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Sorry, I guess I'm just stupid. The perspective on her and the guy and the background don't seem to line up so it all looks off. Sorry.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

FirstAidKite posted:

Where's my game.com dating sim

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

FirstAidKite posted:

Sorry, I guess I'm just stupid. The perspective on her and the guy and the background don't seem to line up so it all looks off. Sorry.

No no, it is an incredibly bad drawing. It's just that it's also clear what's happening.


Anime.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Gromit posted:

I seem to remember Screamer being a fantastic racing game that looked amazing back in the mid to late 90s. Am I thinking of a different game?

You are thinking of Mario Kart

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Improbable Lobster posted:

You are thinking of Mario Kart

No, I said "looked amazing back in the mid 90s".

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

No no, it is an incredibly bad drawing. It's just that it's also clear what's happening.


Anime.

Yes, exactly.

The art is indeed quite terrible, FirstAidKite. There is absolutely something wrong with how the characters are positioned and the angle of the floor. It's as if it's trying to become a wall.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

Gromit posted:

No, I said "looked amazing back in the mid 90s".

It looked amazing, but it was also amazingly mediocre.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Oh god it's almost Macaroni time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Space Explorers



quote:

An astronaut awakes after blacking out on a space mission gone awry, in a world where no one recognizes him.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
The good ol' doused in oil look.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Jamfrost posted:

The good ol' doused in oil look.

Nothing gets me more turned on then my women gleaming in the light like an undercooked french fry.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Games&Girls

quote:

The protagonist is a Gamer who dropped out of college to have more time to play. He used all his savings to buy an exclusive gaming console, called Sirrah. He has alot fun with the console even with nothing else left. One day he wakes up and see a strange but cute girl in his room. What will happening with him?!




Haha, is that an actual Xbox controller complete with the logo? Does Microsoft know about thi...holy poo poo here's a cropped part of one of the top user screenshots (featuring a sex scene):





:yikes: Valve, could you at least get pedo games off Steam? loving hell.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Palpek posted:

Games&Girls





Haha, is that an actual Xbox controller complete with the logo? Does Microsoft know about thi...holy poo poo here's a cropped part of one of the top user screenshots (featuring a sex scene):





:yikes: Valve, could you at least get pedo games off Steam? loving hell.

I have watched Kite play this godawful game

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Look it clearly states that he is not yet a paedophile and therefore is legally distinct from a peadophile and her body is childish so therefore this is not technically cartoon child porn. Probably.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Overall: Mostly Positive

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Jamfrost posted:

The good ol' doused in oil look.

If the Robin Hood and The Lion King made furries then these people must have gotten their sexual awakening while playing Arkham Asylum.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Really Pants posted:

Overall: Mostly Positive

Moistly Positive

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

il_cornuto posted:

Look it clearly states that he is not yet a paedophile and therefore is legally distinct from a peadophile and her body is childish so therefore this is not technically cartoon child porn. Probably.

IIRC the protagonist wonders during the game how old she is since she's his video game console and he's like "I guess you're technically only a few days old, huh"

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Palpek posted:

Games&Girls





Haha, is that an actual Xbox controller complete with the logo? Does Microsoft know about thi...holy poo poo here's a cropped part of one of the top user screenshots (featuring a sex scene):





:yikes: Valve, could you at least get pedo games off Steam? loving hell.

bring back SteamShots

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008


In the future everyone is made out of plastic.

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Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

In space, no one can hear you gleam

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