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Too much text, not enough funny pictures. I hope the Mega Rule comes back.
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I need that for my VW
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Sep 15, 2017 02:23
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Sep 15, 2017 02:26
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veni veni veni posted:I need that for my VW Not as much as I need that for my Jeep.
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Sep 15, 2017 03:02
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Pastry of the Year posted:He had a message to deliver to Animal Man and no Toyota is going to stop him. Unfortunately Animal Man doesn't understand scribbles
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Sep 15, 2017 04:02
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Sep 15, 2017 04:11
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Kheldarn posted:Too much text, not enough funny pictures. I hope the Mega Rule comes back. What is that?
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Sep 15, 2017 04:32
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A sticker of a "check engine" light that pops up on your dashboard if something is fucky.
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Sep 15, 2017 04:34
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Doritos® brand corn chips.
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Sep 15, 2017 04:37
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Beachcomber posted:What is that? When you start your car, the car computer checks the engine for engine-y stuff like gas, spark, torques, etc. If the engine successfully passes the check, the Engine Check light comes on. I guess that truck owner is excessively proud of his working engine 
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Sep 15, 2017 04:53
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dumb. posted:When you start your car, the car computer checks the engine for engine-y stuff like gas, spark, torques, etc. the check engine light comes on when there is a problem. the joke is that the guy doesn't give a poo poo if the check engine light is on.
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Sep 15, 2017 04:56
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Roobanguy posted:the check engine light comes on when there is a problem. Idgi Can you more detail
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Sep 15, 2017 04:59
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No it comes on after you fix a problem Like an achievement
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Sep 15, 2017 05:00
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Guys, come on. The engine finished eating and has been calling for his check for ages.
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Sep 15, 2017 05:06
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I don't know who's being sincere so I hate all of you.
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Sep 15, 2017 05:08
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Serious post: The sticker conveys a humorous tone. It's stating that even though his check engine light is one he is still going to drive with his back window tinted. Tinted windows cause an engine light to come on because it dims the "cabin sensors" which determine if there's enough light getting to the distributor cap. The distributor cap controls the timing belt, which is another tongue in cheek joke about "comedic timing." Honestly it's just a nerdy sticker for people that know a lot about cars.
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Sep 15, 2017 05:13
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Beachcomber posted:What is that? 
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Sep 15, 2017 05:25
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The check engine light should just be a middle finger with a tiny dollar sign in the middle. Unless that light is blinking, your car is running like poo poo or your temp gauge is pegged you can probably ignore it and "Let it shine".
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Sep 15, 2017 06:37
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Good thing the photographer scrubbed the license plate, otherwise I'd never be able to figure out how to contact the plumber.
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Sep 15, 2017 06:54
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Every car we've ever had has had that light on and we never cared. You can have that light for 5 years and the car will still work. Engines are whiny as gently caress.
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Sep 15, 2017 07:24
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The popup ads of the automotive industry.
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Sep 15, 2017 07:27
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Picnic Princess posted:Every car we've ever had has had that light on and we never cared. You can have that light for 5 years and the car will still work. Engines are whiny as gently caress. Well yeah. The problem is the check engine light covers too many sensors, everything from "Hey, you're engine is about to explode" to "The gas cap is slightly loose."
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Sep 15, 2017 08:34
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:They are for the non-migratory ones. For my company, I'm authorized by the department of fish and game to "harass" Canada geese. I can chase them, yell at them, destroy their nests and break their eggs. I just have to report to them every year how many nests and eggs I destroy and where. So do you get an actual title with that ? Because "Geese Harasser" would go straight onto my resumé.
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Sep 15, 2017 08:38
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Bad Wolf posted:So do you get an actual title with that ? Because "Geese Harasser" would go straight onto my resumé. Goose booer
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Sep 15, 2017 08:54
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Sep 15, 2017 08:58
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Kheldarn posted:Too much text, not enough funny pictures. I hope the Mega Rule comes back. same, but the oil one for me
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Sep 15, 2017 09:18
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Picnic Princess posted:Every car we've ever had has had that light on and we never cared. You can have that light for 5 years and the car will still work. Engines are whiny as gently caress. Every check engine light I've ever had has been a faulty knock sensor, which as far as I can tell is a sensor that's put in the engine to become faulty and trigger the check engine light.
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Sep 15, 2017 09:28
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:The check engine light should just be a middle finger with a tiny dollar sign in the middle. Unless that light is blinking, your car is running like poo poo or your temp gauge is pegged you can probably ignore it and "Let it shine".
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Sep 15, 2017 09:29
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Bad Wolf posted:So do you get an actual title with that ? Because "Geese Harasser" would go straight onto my resumé. That's all well and good, but you leave the boobies alone now y'hear?
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Sep 15, 2017 10:36
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Looks like duder already unlocked the depowered version of the final boss.
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Sep 15, 2017 10:39
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When my dad was teaching me to drive a check engine light came on and he told me to speed up to try and get rid of it. https://twitter.com/TheNTNews/status/908620420512849920 EmmyOk has a new favorite as of 11:53 on Sep 15, 2017 |
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Sep 15, 2017 11:45
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Realtalk folks, if your check engine light is on and you're concerned about it, ask for advice in the AI Stupid Question Thread. We don't bite!
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Sep 15, 2017 11:54
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I want to visit the Evil Saloon for Men. Is a black hat mandatory?
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Sep 15, 2017 12:05
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EmmyOk posted:When my dad was teaching me to drive a check engine light came on and he told me to speed up to try and get rid of it. 17-year old kids at my school: 'we borrowed my dad's car for this long journey and the oil light came on. But it went off when we drive over 90, so we did the whole trip at 90+' Daddy needed a new engine the following day.
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Sep 15, 2017 12:06
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Memento posted:Realtalk folks, if your check engine light is on and you're concerned about it, ask for advice in the AI Stupid Question Thread. We don't bite! This guy works for big engine.
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Sep 15, 2017 12:10
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Sep 15, 2017 12:27
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Can't you just buy one of those cheap ODB connectors and clear that engine light?
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Sep 15, 2017 12:32
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Solice Kirsk posted:Honestly it's just a nerdy sticker for people that Gromit posted:Can't you just buy one of those cheap ODB connectors and clear that engine light? Yeah but it might be a good idea to use that same reader to see what error codes are present since it may not have illuminated for just no reason at all.
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The Ferret King posted:Yeah but it might be a good idea to use that same reader to see what error codes are present since it may not have illuminated for just no reason at all. Protip right here. Wish I'd known about those connectors before, I hate vital information about the car being right there and not having access to it.
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