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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

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Jean Eric Burn
Nov 10, 2007

Only thing I found odd was the dude described quite a few editing decisions that would normally be made well into post production, and would seem really unusual to actually be written down anywhere in pre production.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i like how d&d wanted a zombie polar bear all these years for some loving reason and hbo finally let them have it.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Groovelord Neato posted:

i like how d&d wanted a zombie polar bear all these years for some loving reason and hbo finally let them have it.

Sorry Z-nation already beat mediocre show GoT by having a zombie bear much earlier

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

They are pretty well made. And they perfectly capture the lovely writing from the last two seasons and have small subtle inconsistencies like the spoilers from the last season. Yeah, we have no way of knowing if they are real, but they bring home the fact that whatever we are getting in the end is gonna be just as much of steaming pile of poo poo as the fake spoilers, probably much worse. There is nothing to look forward to, no closure for ASOIF. God is dead. Santa isn't real.

GoT spoiler thread: bad spoilers are bad, show is bad, somehow this makes bad fake spoilers well-made

also is angry about fake fantsy universe still somewhow

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

etalian posted:

Sorry Z-nation already beat mediocre show GoT by having a zombie bear much earlier

Yeah but this one had a zombie bear on fire.

By the way, isn't fire supposed to instantly kill the wights? It's weird that the bear kept mauling the priest until someone stabbed it in the head.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Away all Goats posted:


By the way, isn't fire supposed to instantly kill the wights?

It never has before.

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

GobiasIndustries posted:

This, uh...would not have made any loving sense at all

Which is why the video says it's a joke

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

jisforjosh posted:

Which is why the video says it's a joke

Sorry I missed the annotation that was at the literal last half-second of the video that popped up in a completely different place than all the other annotations.

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


At first, I thought the leaks were kinda stupid, so they are probably fake

But then I realized they are so stupid they must be true

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
i liked this season but then, i have friends to watch with and am not a fantasy partisan so much as a person who likes to watch tv shows with cool ice dragons and hot people loving, fighting and quipping

the next season will be awesome

and the fanservice after this many years of no books is not only good, it's great.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


you have an uncritical mind and i envy you.

brap
Aug 23, 2004

Grimey Drawer
drat look out for this guy hes got friends

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

i liked this season but then, i have friends to watch with and am not a fantasy partisan so much as a person who likes to watch tv shows with cool ice dragons and hot people loving, fighting and quipping

the next season will be awesome

and the fanservice after this many years of no books is not only good, it's great.

Come on now, you wouldn't have made this post if you had friends.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
my friends say your friends are dumb

and also that the latest crop of spoilers are likely fake since production hasn't even started yet~

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Someone should make up some spoilers and post em here

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

the writers should do like 200 playthroughs of the Crusader Kings GoT mod and use the result they like best for the ending

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
I've had Robert go off warring in Essos only to get captured and beheaded by pirates, which would have been kicking rad.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

Professor Shark posted:

Someone should make up some spoilers and post em here

In 5 years, everyone will happily accept that GOT has bad storytelling.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Tenzarin posted:

In 5 years, everyone will happily accept that GOT has bad storytelling.

Tomorrow is today bitch. I'm convinced the only reason GoT got greenlit in the first place was because some Hollywood big shot wanted to gently caress his sister or cousin. Make it mainstream then ask at the next family gathering. Probably worked too.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Put down the bong, pot head!

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Professor Shark posted:

Someone should make up some spoilers and post em here

Tyrion gets captured and raped by euron
Sansa surrenders winterfel to the NK then seduces him. Sansa becomes the Night Queen.
Dany miscarrys her incest baby, suspecting varys is a traitor she burns him alive.
Qybern, attempts to mass produce zombies, it backfires. Kings landing is overrun from the inside by zombies that kill everyone.
Cersie miscarrys her incest baby.
Cersei looks out the window of the red keep, sees an army of undead inside the walls of KL, her children gone, her father gone, jamie gone. She takes off her crown says "im coming tommen", and jumps out the window
Yara and tyrion overpower their rapers and escape their cells and outiside find euron giving birth to the biggest raper the world has ever seen.
Arya tries to fool the night king with littlefingers face, he kills her
Drogon miscarrys
Brienne miscarrys her twins. She names the stillborn children tormund and podrick. Maester whoever tells davos "shes fine, but for reasons we cant explaim, shes dying"
Dany burns more people including the frizzy hair chick.
Greyworm thrusts his long spear into dany from behind.
It was a zombie dick installed by sam supervised by qybern.
He then kills her for real wirh a spear.
Jon snow arrives at wherever ghost was last seen.
Ghost has died of starvation.
Jon snow looks at the camera. "Why did i play this game of thrones?"
End

Dr. Clockwork
Sep 9, 2011

I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!
Not enough miscarriage for my taste.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

banned from Starbucks posted:

Tyrion gets captured and raped by euron
Sansa surrenders winterfel to the NK then seduces him. Sansa becomes the Night Queen.
Dany miscarrys her incest baby, suspecting varys is a traitor she burns him alive.
Qybern, attempts to mass produce zombies, it backfires. Kings landing is overrun from the inside by zombies that kill everyone.
Cersie miscarrys her incest baby.
Cersei looks out the window of the red keep, sees an army of undead inside the walls of KL, her children gone, her father gone, jamie gone. She takes off her crown says "im coming tommen", and jumps out the window
Yara and tyrion overpower their rapers and escape their cells and outiside find euron giving birth to the biggest raper the world has ever seen.
Arya tries to fool the night king with littlefingers face, he kills her
Drogon miscarrys
Brienne miscarrys her twins. She names the stillborn children tormund and podrick. Maester whoever tells davos "shes fine, but for reasons we cant explaim, shes dying"
Dany burns more people including the frizzy hair chick.
Greyworm thrusts his long spear into dany from behind.
It was a zombie dick installed by sam supervised by qybern.
He then kills her for real wirh a spear.
Jon snow arrives at wherever ghost was last seen.
Ghost has died of starvation.
Jon snow looks at the camera. "Why did i play this game of thrones?"
End

wow next season is going to be nutes

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

banned from Starbucks posted:

Tyrion gets captured and raped by euron
Sansa surrenders winterfel to the NK then seduces him. Sansa becomes the Night Queen.
Dany miscarrys her incest baby, suspecting varys is a traitor she burns him alive.
Qybern, attempts to mass produce zombies, it backfires. Kings landing is overrun from the inside by zombies that kill everyone.
Cersie miscarrys her incest baby.
Cersei looks out the window of the red keep, sees an army of undead inside the walls of KL, her children gone, her father gone, jamie gone. She takes off her crown says "im coming tommen", and jumps out the window
Yara and tyrion overpower their rapers and escape their cells and outiside find euron giving birth to the biggest raper the world has ever seen.
Arya tries to fool the night king with littlefingers face, he kills her
Drogon miscarrys
Brienne miscarrys her twins. She names the stillborn children tormund and podrick. Maester whoever tells davos "shes fine, but for reasons we cant explaim, shes dying"
Dany burns more people including the frizzy hair chick.
Greyworm thrusts his long spear into dany from behind.
It was a zombie dick installed by sam supervised by qybern.
He then kills her for real wirh a spear.
Jon snow arrives at wherever ghost was last seen.
Ghost has died of starvation.
Jon snow looks at the camera. "Why did i play this game of thrones?"
End

not enough poop throwing

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The last episode is Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith unedited with no additional context.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

banned from Starbucks posted:

Dany miscarrys her incest baby, suspecting varys is a traitor she burns him alive.
Cersie miscarrys her incest baby.
Drogon miscarrys
Brienne miscarrys her twins. She names the stillborn children tormund and podrick. Maester whoever tells davos "shes fine, but for reasons we cant explaim, shes dying"

The night king shows up and turns the dead babies into zombies inside the womb! Spin off show begins.

Tenzarin fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Sep 17, 2017

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

I REALLY don't want the Bran is Night King to be real, but why did they change the NK so much this season to have Bran's nose and facial features? It wasn't even a subtle change at all.

Actually gently caress it, Bran being Night King sounds cool as gently caress, this coming after a huge bongrip

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Maybe they're going to do a Wheel of Time thing where the hero and villain join bodies and the bad one dies.

It'd be bittersweet for Bran having to be like Coldhands but walkin around all Ice Man, having to explain why he's all frozen.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Tomorrow is today bitch. I'm convinced the only reason GoT got greenlit in the first place was because some Hollywood big shot wanted to gently caress his sister or cousin. Make it mainstream then ask at the next family gathering. Probably worked too.

There actually was a huge increase in incest porn after Game of Thrones debuted.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

banned from Starbucks posted:

Tyrion gets captured and raped by euron
Sansa surrenders winterfel to the NK then seduces him. Sansa becomes the Night Queen.
Dany miscarrys her incest baby, suspecting varys is a traitor she burns him alive.
Qybern, attempts to mass produce zombies, it backfires. Kings landing is overrun from the inside by zombies that kill everyone.
Cersie miscarrys her incest baby.
Cersei looks out the window of the red keep, sees an army of undead inside the walls of KL, her children gone, her father gone, jamie gone. She takes off her crown says "im coming tommen", and jumps out the window
Yara and tyrion overpower their rapers and escape their cells and outiside find euron giving birth to the biggest raper the world has ever seen.
Arya tries to fool the night king with littlefingers face, he kills her
Drogon miscarrys
Brienne miscarrys her twins. She names the stillborn children tormund and podrick. Maester whoever tells davos "shes fine, but for reasons we cant explaim, shes dying"
Dany burns more people including the frizzy hair chick.
Greyworm thrusts his long spear into dany from behind.
It was a zombie dick installed by sam supervised by qybern.
He then kills her for real wirh a spear.
Jon snow arrives at wherever ghost was last seen.
Ghost has died of starvation.
Jon snow looks at the camera. "Why did i play this game of thrones?"
End

Lol

Manic X
Jul 1, 2015

:britain:
I mean the way the world is going it was only a matter of time before do whatever makes you happy actually started to mean anything. Give it five years and there will incest pride parades and a new pronoun for non-incest people will be invented

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

banned from Starbucks posted:

Tyrion gets captured and raped by euron
Sansa surrenders winterfel to the NK then seduces him. Sansa becomes the Night Queen.
Dany miscarrys her incest baby, suspecting varys is a traitor she burns him alive.
Qybern, attempts to mass produce zombies, it backfires. Kings landing is overrun from the inside by zombies that kill everyone.
Cersie miscarrys her incest baby.
Cersei looks out the window of the red keep, sees an army of undead inside the walls of KL, her children gone, her father gone, jamie gone. She takes off her crown says "im coming tommen", and jumps out the window
Yara and tyrion overpower their rapers and escape their cells and outiside find euron giving birth to the biggest raper the world has ever seen.
Arya tries to fool the night king with littlefingers face, he kills her
Drogon miscarrys
Brienne miscarrys her twins. She names the stillborn children tormund and podrick. Maester whoever tells davos "shes fine, but for reasons we cant explaim, shes dying"
Dany burns more people including the frizzy hair chick.
Greyworm thrusts his long spear into dany from behind.
It was a zombie dick installed by sam supervised by qybern.
He then kills her for real wirh a spear.
Jon snow arrives at wherever ghost was last seen.
Ghost has died of starvation.
Jon snow looks at the camera. "Why did i play this game of thrones?"
End


Game of Rapes

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

banned from Starbucks posted:

Tyrion gets captured and raped by euron
Sansa surrenders winterfel to the NK then seduces him. Sansa becomes the Night Queen.
Dany miscarrys her incest baby, suspecting varys is a traitor she burns him alive.
Qybern, attempts to mass produce zombies, it backfires. Kings landing is overrun from the inside by zombies that kill everyone.
Cersie miscarrys her incest baby.
Cersei looks out the window of the red keep, sees an army of undead inside the walls of KL, her children gone, her father gone, jamie gone. She takes off her crown says "im coming tommen", and jumps out the window
Yara and tyrion overpower their rapers and escape their cells and outiside find euron giving birth to the biggest raper the world has ever seen.
Arya tries to fool the night king with littlefingers face, he kills her
Drogon miscarrys
Brienne miscarrys her twins. She names the stillborn children tormund and podrick. Maester whoever tells davos "shes fine, but for reasons we cant explaim, shes dying"
Dany burns more people including the frizzy hair chick.
Greyworm thrusts his long spear into dany from behind.
It was a zombie dick installed by sam supervised by qybern.
He then kills her for real wirh a spear.
Jon snow arrives at wherever ghost was last seen.
Ghost has died of starvation.
Jon snow looks at the camera. "Why did i play this game of thrones?"
End

Are these real?


Manic X posted:

I mean the way the world is going it was only a matter of time before do whatever makes you happy actually started to mean anything. Give it five years and there will incest pride parades and a new pronoun for non-incest people will be invented

Lmao, ~millenials~ and ~The Gays~

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Tenzarin posted:

In 5 years, everyone will happily accept that GOT has bad storytelling.

this is kinda true. grrm didn't seem to get that the politics stuff was the good part and shoulda dropped all the generic fantasy bullshit (i know that was part of it from the outset he just shoulda been smart enough to keep it as myth once he realized he had a good thing going).

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


nah, it should've just stayed on the periphery. the fantasy stuff is good window dressing.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


yeah that'd work it's just lame that it's gonna come down to fighting the ice demons in the book too. the houses fighting each other is infinitely more interesting.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
The interhouse politics is fun enough but other books like Zimiamvia did it way better well before ASOIAF, and Guy Gavriel Kay was doing fantasy political thrillers better around the same time (and is still writing books unlike GRRM). What made ASOIAF stand out to me in the first place is its skeptical, nihilistic quality about politics, to wit the nobility is so fired up about murdering each other for power that it is totally incapable of recognizing Actual Magic and will likely get everyone killed by dragons and/or ice elves. GRRM doesn't really understand the medieval history he is trying to riff off of so his world has tended to lose plausibility, and his idea of intrigue at this point is "aha, but I had a plan for twenty years that explains why I am doing nothing!" This is called kicking the can. But what's amusing to me is that he also is incapable of WRITING Actual Magic in a way that interests him. As with the bizarrely depressive, stagnant mood of the last two books, it's like the text has reached up into his brain and possessed it.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


it would've been more interesting to me if there was a winter coming and that was the threat (since you can't fight weather) and that was what they were all ignoring in their quest for power. maybe i should check some of that stuff out i like the faux historical fiction.

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Groovelord Neato posted:

it would've been more interesting to me if there was a winter coming and that was the threat (since you can't fight weather) and that was what they were all ignoring in their quest for power. maybe i should check some of that stuff out i like the faux historical fiction.

Check out Kay if you want that. Eddison's Zimiamvia is more like, I dunno, Shakespearean Intrigue Valhalla where the spirits of people who were badass in life get to do badass things again in death.

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