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Jacket. Sartorial taste is usually a safe thing to compliment.
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Oh hey look who posted an update on the last post of the previous page.
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Sep 9, 2017 17:29
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Confused Llama posted:Jacket. Sartorial taste is usually a safe thing to compliment. +1 Also POOL as to your question: I prefer whiskey
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Sep 9, 2017 17:37
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Confused Llama posted:Jacket. Sartorial taste is usually a safe thing to compliment. Agreed!
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Sep 9, 2017 18:01
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Jacket.
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Sep 9, 2017 19:14
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Dissenting opinion: hand tattoo.
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Sep 9, 2017 19:18
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Gotta go for that jacket.
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Sep 9, 2017 22:33
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Jacket. This dad, I like. Right up my alley.
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Sep 10, 2017 05:24
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Compliment his bod cause we tryin' to get laaaid
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Sep 10, 2017 05:33
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Hand tattoo Anyone can get a leather jacket. The tattoo is a personal choice and might lead to an interesting story about how and why he got it.
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Sep 11, 2017 02:55
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Sadly, neither of the answers given so far is the solution to the riddle I posted earlier.  Horrible Lurkbeast posted:+1 Same, actually. It's more pleasant to read!
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Sep 11, 2017 03:04
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:Sadly, neither of the answers given so far is the solution to the riddle I posted earlier. All I can think of is "The child's the father of the man", which clearly isn't quite right.
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Sep 11, 2017 23:43
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:If not, I have a riddle for you. AND DON'T GOOGLE IT, YA drat KIDS! What's older than its mother? It's something like Cider or fermentation or something, god dammit. I remember my granda telling me the riddle when I was about seven or eight and I was helping him and my nan do some apple related thing in the kitchen. Alternate answer: someone with Progeria.
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Sep 13, 2017 23:08
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King Doom posted:It's something like Cider or fermentation or something, god dammit. I remember my granda telling me the riddle when I was about seven or eight and I was helping him and my nan do some apple related thing in the kitchen. It's vinegar that uses a mother.
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Sep 14, 2017 01:38
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Stroth posted:It's vinegar that uses a mother. Good job! King Doom, you were on the right track. 
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Sep 14, 2017 01:47
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Does 'mother' have a second meaning here?
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Sep 14, 2017 03:12
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ChrisBTY posted:Does 'mother' have a second meaning here? Mother turns hooch into vinegar. There's no father, though. 
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Sep 14, 2017 03:26
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Hand tattoo
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Sep 16, 2017 02:05
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 Dad Tip #12: Moving Pictures is hands down the best Rush album.    "Thanks. Been in my family a long time. Passed down from first born to first born. Cursed, some would say."Man this guy is mysterious. And cool. All I can think of is Ride to Hell: Retribution. Way cooler than I am, at least. Robert signals to the bartender for another round.  "What are you doing here tonight?"  "Not like, forever. She was having a sleepover with her friends." "Family-type, huh?" "Single Dad." "Hmm."He gets up.  Neil: "Never seen Robert this talkative. He must like you." "Ha, I guess so."I gotta admit that Robert has a gruff charm to him. If a guy like that thinks I'm cool, then I really must be. Robert comes back from the bathroom and grabs his leather jacket.  "I'm gonna go home, you heading my way?"  Does EVERYBODY live there? "Me too. We just finished unpacking today." "Great place to be. Good neighbors. Well, some of them." We get to Robert's house, which is just a few houses away from mine. We stop and he turns to me.  "I don't kiss and tell, John." "So are we doing this, or what?" "You know. Do you wanna come inside or not?"A wave of realization rushes over me. I blush.  Next time: ??? Well, thread, what do you think?
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Sep 16, 2017 18:56
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Let's try to Lay it on smooth , I'm dying to see what goondad considers suave manner.
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Sep 16, 2017 19:12
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Lay it on smooth, if only because I want to know exactly what GoonDad John thinks that looks like. e;f,b 
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Sep 16, 2017 19:13
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Let's try to Lay it on smooth , I'm dying to see what goondad considers suave manner. Exactly this. Not certain I could say it better. Let's Lay it on smooth or at least try to.
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Sep 16, 2017 19:15
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No, thank you. Too early for that nonsense.
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Sep 16, 2017 19:21
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Let's try to Lay it on smooth , I'm dying to see what goondad considers suave manner. Yeah. I don't even care about the romance, I just want to see what flirting is like in North Korea.
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Sep 16, 2017 20:13
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No, thank you This guy is insanely out of our league.
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Sep 16, 2017 20:42
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Lay it on smooth
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Sep 16, 2017 20:56
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I must go against the grain and Smile, while Nodding
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Sep 16, 2017 21:02
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Watermelon Daiquiri posted:I must go against the grain and Smile, while Nodding Life is short, take what you can get. Seconded.
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Sep 16, 2017 21:04
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Lay it on smooth. 
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Sep 16, 2017 21:34
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No thank you What kind of gay goon dad does he think we are?
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Sep 17, 2017 00:25
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Cythereal posted:No, thank you. Too early for that nonsense. Don't look a gift lay in the mouth.
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Sep 17, 2017 00:27
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Nalesh posted:Don't look a gift lay in the mouth. This is a dating sim. Jumping into bed with the option who offers early is never the right thing to do.
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Sep 17, 2017 00:46
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Cythereal posted:This is a dating sim. Jumping into bed with the option who offers early is never the right thing to do. ...that's true. Changing my vote to no thanks.
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Sep 17, 2017 00:47
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Does goondad seems like he makes good choices in general?
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Sep 17, 2017 00:48
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No thank you. Don't want to set ourselves on a route this early.
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Sep 17, 2017 00:53
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Yo dad thread, enjoy this dad's happiness while you vote on our dad's happiness. https://twitter.com/ClassicDadMoves/status/908875667869069317
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Sep 17, 2017 00:56
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Look him right in the eye and tell him to "do your homework!" This is how dreams come true.
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Sep 17, 2017 01:23
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Smile and Nod!
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Sep 17, 2017 01:26
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He's testing us. So obviously we are going to smile and nod.
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I really let the time slip by! I'm trying to wrap up this update so we don't go a full month without any dream daddies. extremely late edit: we seem to have ended on a tie. since it's been like, two months since my last update, I've cast the tie-breaker myself to avoid further delay. POOL IS CLOSED fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Nov 14, 2017 |
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