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I tried pissing out a pop-out window at the back of a van once as a teen and most of it blew back in all over the place
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got any sevens posted:Look at this scrub without nightvision. Hell, i can write blindfolded Jastiger posted:Fuckin millenials, i swear.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 04:37 |
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Pissing on a skateboard going downhill at night.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 04:38 |
Remember when that goon would piss in the knothole in his kitchen floor for years but then the dogs got into the crawlspace one time and rolled in it? anyway sit pissing can still be somewhat dangerous: letting your junk touch the water or bowl is repulsive even in your own home, and to have it happen somewhere else is loving unendurable.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 04:39 |
Or maybe he went to piss the hole and he saw an animal looking back up at him? Can't remember now.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 04:39 |
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loving gonna invent my own conspiracy that fly zippers were invented so alpha males could relegate the weak fly zippers who leaked after pissing to the pissbitch leagues and claim all the upper class women as their own. The female's brother or trusted colleague would tell the woman, "This man can piss" and almost magically nouveau-riche alliances and dynasties were formed.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 05:41 |
It locks in the degraded pheromones and females are subconsciously turned off, obviously. Look at cultures that only has buttons or hook and eyes or said gently caress it and wore togas, kilts, or even loincloths
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 06:00 |
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Just piss in jugs and throw them out the window when they are full and you won't have to worry about splatter or getting your dick wet in toilet water.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 06:19 |
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ReidRansom posted:I tried pissing out a pop-out window at the back of a van once as a teen and most of it blew back in all over the place Pop a spoiler on that bitch.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 06:24 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Just piss in jugs and throw them out the window when they are full and you won't have to worry about splatter or getting your dick wet in toilet water. https://youtu.be/UHXrfajDn9s
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got any sevens posted:Potential downside: Thats a rookie mistake. You've got to use the big gallon jugs.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 06:41 |
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What the gently caress is it with american toilets where the bowl is apparently full to the rim all the time
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 06:48 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:What the gently caress is it with american toilets where the bowl is apparently full to the rim all the time Is this about the dudes claiming that sitting down results in ball/dick dunking? because I'm equally confused. As an american and a male with a pretty ok package, I can't figure out the logistics there either. Do some people have truck nutz for actual testicles or?
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 07:10 |
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I mean under the same principle swirlies would be near impossible in their traditional sense in Australian toilets because unless something has gone very wrong with the plumbing they water level is never anywhere near that high (let alone our arcane flushing magic)
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 07:11 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:I mean under the same principle swirlies would be near impossible in their traditional sense in Australian toilets because unless something has gone very wrong with the plumbing they water level is never anywhere near that high (let alone our arcane flushing magic) I've never seen a toilet that wasn't clogged be more than a third full at most.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 07:13 |
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I used to take my morning piss in the dorm shower drain every day in college
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 07:22 |
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vortmax posted:Look here whippersnapper I'm old enought that my night vision is shot, okay?
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 07:26 |
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facebook jihad posted:I used to take my morning piss in the dorm shower drain every day in college It's all pipes!
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 07:49 |
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Jastiger posted:Someone demonstrates hygiene and you counter with a bullshit life hack that doesnt work half the time, when instead, you could try not being a pretentious douche and do it the clearly superior way. Lol, nice trickle down.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 15:00 |
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Heh. Noice. But seriously sit down to pee at home. Less splash, less mess. Its just better And if someone else cleans tje bathroom then you're actively being a jerk by getting your piss splatter everywhere. I mean poo poo, guess how many times my family sits in pee because someone missed while pissing and it got all over the seat? 0 times.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 15:21 |
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Let the kids pee how they want.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 15:24 |
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Jastiger posted:I mean poo poo, guess how many times my family sits in pee because someone missed while pissing and it got all over the seat? 0 times. This is not a problem for anyone with a functioning set of eyes. If you have to sit down at night you should be turning on the light to check anyway, there could be spiders. If you happen to miss then it's your responsibility to clean it up immediately anyway.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:This is not a problem for anyone with a functioning set of eyes. If you have to sit down at night you should be turning on the light to check anyway, there could be spiders. I agree its their responsibility, but head it off at the pass. Just sit down so its not even a thing. Done. Also spiders. Pfft. They better move out the way i aint scurred
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 15:45 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:What the gently caress is it with american toilets where the bowl is apparently full to the rim all the time I promise you this is not actually a thing, that was a joke I've noticed Internet people seem to love drawing sweeping generalizations about America based on individual weirdos saying weird stuff (with varying degrees of sincerity) on American websites and/or poo poo they saw on TV Anyway the guy who sent in this next one seemed to indicate that there would be a part 2 I should wait for but I still haven't seen it so I'm just posting this part now quote:I am a goon. I started lurking in '04, I registered and became an active member of this place after that. Like many goons, I grew up religious and poor, and for me SA was my first real exposure to the world. There did used to be a lot more Christian folk on these forums, including multiple pastors, and bizarrely, as I'm sure other goons can say, goatse and jesus can both fit just fine into your life without that much effort. Of course like other goons born with dicks, I was/am/will be afraid of women! But I had a job, was young, and owned a lit gaming PC. Obviously Jesus and LOWTAX eventually weren't going to mix okay in my mind. Except they did mix totally fine, Jesus could allow for evolution and even a million year old earth, and SA could show me kidsinasandbox and tubgirl. Hell, that even gave me an idea of what I had thought hell could be like. I'm glad you managed to turn a corner; congrats quote:Sometimes I worry they'll develop some sort of algorithm that can spot folks like me. This guy watches too much Forensic Files and Californication. Personality disorder spotted! It's kind of dumb to expect other people to use "the rules" to "protect" you if you haven't given them a reason to like you; social interaction doesn't work like games. But that's kind of beside the point, really. See thread title. I feel like this is absolutely a case where I'm straightforwardly justified in telling you you should talk to a professional. Not even for the sake of those around you; if you're so angry that you feel like you need to tell online strangers to kill themselves you could probably stand to be much happier if you had some help navigating your emotions. Oh and there was a link to an image but if it's the kind of thing Reddit doesn't dare link to directly I'm thinking it'd be a bad idea to post ITT too. (I didn't click it myself either)
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loquacius posted:I promise you this is not actually a thing, that was a joke Americans voted for Trump, I'm prepared to believe anything weird about them now.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 16:50 |
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gmq posted:Americans voted for Trump, I'm prepared to believe anything weird about them now. It's important to remember that Americans wanted to elect a socialist but the electoral system is totally rigged (in the case of right wing gerrymandering which gives 40% of the population 60% of the vote, and in the case of the dem primaries which were just out and out fixed). add that to a primary system which doesn't have a fair run off method and we get trump elected by the will of about 15% of America. but that being said we have people in the midst of a biblical flood who don't believe in climate change
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 17:36 |
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what was that Jesus guy confessing to anyway? being a loser?
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 19:47 |
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JUST loving LOL if you don't pee standing up using sonar at night like almost exclusively
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 19:57 |
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I emit a series of clicks and chirps to locate the bathroom sink so I can piss at home in total darkness.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 20:17 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I emit a series of clicks and chirps to locate the bathroom sink so I can piss at home in total darkness. I watched a dude who I guess was black-out drunk stumble up to a plastic tree in the corner of the room and pee in it. Woulda said something but I didn't wanna get hit with his pee-pee. Also not my house.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 21:12 |
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Just piss out in the yard like a cave man. Fun story, I was pissing in the yard the other day and a very curious humming bird came up and started flying around my urine stream. It was pretty cool,
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Applesnots posted:Just piss out in the yard like a cave man. Fun story, I was pissing in the yard the other day and a very curious humming bird came up and started flying around my urine stream. It was pretty cool, It mistaked your piss for nectar since you drank 5 Mountain Dews
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 22:10 |
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bradzilla posted:It mistaked your piss for nectar since you drank 5 Mountain Dews Probably, but replace Mt Dew with beer, and like nine. I felt like Piss Snow White.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 22:12 |
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I just took a leak and a mosquito flew out from under the rim. Had I sat down my poo poo woulda' got bit. Instead, I tried to hit it with my stream. Almost got it twice before it flew out of range.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 22:21 |
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"Bathroom's closer, but nature calls." *pisses into potted plant in living room
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 22:43 |
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What the hell is it with this thread and pee? 95% of discussions end up there. Non-anon fesh: until I was literally 17 or so I thought girls stood in front of the toilet like guys.
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# ? Sep 17, 2017 23:35 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Nobody likes you, Titties. I don't even know how to deal with this right now, I thought you were my friend you son of a bitch.
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titties posted:I don't even know how to deal with this right now, I thought you were my friend you son of a bitch. We looooove you!
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# ? Sep 18, 2017 01:37 |
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Gynovore posted:Non-anon fesh: until I was literally 17 or so I thought girls stood in front of the toilet like guys. Uhhhh...how?
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LingcodKilla posted:We looooove you! I'm on a rollercoaster of emotions.
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