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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
The CIA aren't Nazis but you can be really bad without being a Nazi.

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Mecha Gojira
Jun 23, 2006

Jack Nissan

Jeb! Repetition posted:

The CIA aren't Nazis but you can be really bad without being a Nazi.

If it steps like a goose...

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Jeb! Repetition posted:

The CIA aren't Nazis but you can be really bad without being a Nazi.

No, but they saved a bunch through Operation Paperclip that ended up as major actors of their early days, so...

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

the state department is literally the cia, which is literally the nazis
       -extremely big brain man

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Fallen Hamprince posted:

the state department is literally the cia, which is literally the nazis
       -extremely big brain man

pretty sure thats 14 words more than rex t wanna remember

Mecha Gojira
Jun 23, 2006

Jack Nissan
https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/908827868679032832

the sports arm of the Walt Disney Corporation is getting hurt in Trump's America, guys.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Fallen Hamprince posted:

the state department is literally the cia, which is literally the nazis
       -extremely big brain man

The state department is actually riddled with CIA freaks.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

the deepstate department

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Mecha Gojira posted:

https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/908827868679032832

the sports arm of the Walt Disney Corporation is getting hurt in Trump's America, guys.
the new yorker is now nothing more than a highbrow slate

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/DOGGEAUX/status/908965010835070978

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


adorable pup successfully takes credit for unrelated coup by virtue of having sponsored previous failed pusch. 11/10 would promote

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


it literally owns that Hamprince is here carrying water for the CIA.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

The Kingfish posted:

it literally owns that Hamprince is here carrying water for the CIA.

Well someone needs to stand up for our defenseless men and women in [REDACTED]

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
the cia is a brand now

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
the cia invented brand awareness

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Dreddout posted:

The majority of historical Nazis were idiots who bought into the governments line of bullshit

and i wish they had a chance to repent of that bullshit but unfortunately circumstances demanded otherwise

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

StashAugustine posted:

and i wish they had a chance to repent of that bullshit but unfortunately circumstances demanded otherwise

IDK dude, after you do a couple of genocides and demolish a continent I think the repentance ship has sailed

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Fallen Hamprince posted:

the state department is literally the cia, which is literally the nazis
       -extremely big brain man

unironically true

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

The Kingfish posted:

it literally owns that Hamprince is here carrying water for the CIA.

The Ultimate Centrist

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Dreddout posted:

The majority of historical Nazis were idiots who bought into the governments line of bullshit

Yeah because that's what I'm talking about in this context good job

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Like the CIA sucks and is bad and should be dismantled like, yesterday but also I don't wanna wish death on dummies who fell for bullshit in an attempt to get a paycheck and bennies because I've had people wish death on me for it and it sucks a lot namaste

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


do you think CIA goons are comparable to army grunts?

Mecha Gojira
Jun 23, 2006

Jack Nissan
Dickeye, there's a difference between you, working-class white boy teenager who believed in Democracy and Good and Evil and Also a Paycheck, and CIA Agents, who are most often pulled from Ivy League or other prestigious universities to play American Action Hero as they attach electrodes to genitals and depose democratic institutions.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Surprised no one posted this yet

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/908964460618027008

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Those dogs are victims of a grand deception. They were told they were being good boys.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
a dog is like a man. they only think they are being good boys when they're entire world is shaped by their master. that is why the only good boy is a free doggo/man.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Like the CIA sucks and is bad and should be dismantled like, yesterday but also I don't wanna wish death on dummies who fell for bullshit in an attempt to get a paycheck and bennies because I've had people wish death on me for it and it sucks a lot namaste

they were just followin' orders!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Like the CIA sucks and is bad and should be dismantled like, yesterday but also I don't wanna wish death on dummies who fell for bullshit in an attempt to get a paycheck and bennies because I've had people wish death on me for it and it sucks a lot namaste

The CIA aren't the poor underclass jfc

They would waterboard the poo poo out of you for fun if they could get away with it

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
That might be the dumbest earnest take that I've seen in CSPAM

If you're desperate for a paycheck, you aren't the kind of person that joins the CIA, you're the kinda guy that goes to work at loving Costco.

The CIA are like Super Cops, both in terms of sheer brutality, and in terms of hiring requirements.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

not to excuse them but I know a couple math majors that went into it because they wanted to do crypto stuff.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

shrike82 posted:

not to excuse them but I know a couple math majors that went into it because they wanted to do crypto stuff.

Tell us about them, I have a theory about what they're like.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Why Insecure’s Blow-Job Scene Felt Out of Step With the Typically Radical Show: http://www.vulture.com/2017/08/insecure-blowjob-scene-felt-weirdly-regressive.html

Did ‘Insecure’ Just Give Us TV’s Most Important Blow Job?: http://www.thedailybeast.com/did-insecure-just-give-us-tvs-most-important-blow-job

'Insecure' Broke The Internet With This Seriously Graphic Sex Scene: http://www.bet.com/celebrities/news/2017/08/28/insecure.html

Insecure’s "Hella Blows" Examines the Problem with Having Hella Expectations: https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/08/insecures-hella-blows-examines-the-problem-with-ha.html

Taintrunner has issued a correction as of 02:48 on Sep 17, 2017

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Why blow jobs are extremely problematic, racist, and transphoebic.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Why blow jobs are extremely problematic, racist, and transphoebic.

A transphoebic person is someone who becomes the titan Phoebe

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Dreddout posted:

That might be the dumbest earnest take that I've seen in CSPAM

If you're desperate for a paycheck, you aren't the kind of person that joins the CIA, you're the kinda guy that goes to work at loving Costco.

The CIA are like Super Cops, both in terms of sheer brutality, and in terms of hiring requirements.

Costco is hard to get into and actually a really good job though

Anyway I get y'all's point it's just that my brain literally will not accept the idea of just wishing death on everyone in a job because of my own issues with that and also electrocuting people's balls sounds dope as hell

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Like if I could do that without being part of the CIA and also without going to jail hell yeah

Mecha Gojira
Jun 23, 2006

Jack Nissan

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Costco is hard to get into and actually a really good job though

Anyway I get y'all's point it's just that my brain literally will not accept the idea of just wishing death on everyone in a job because of my own issues with that and also electrocuting people's balls sounds dope as hell

kill the nazi inside your head, dickeye

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Mecha Gojira posted:

kill the nazi inside your head, dickeye

Kill the Nazi inside deeze nuts

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Deeze nuts have electrodes on them because that's how I roll

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