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John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Grey Fox posted:

So does bathing.

...Where did you learn this? Like, spiders only enjoy the freshest young ladies? Are you under the impression that flies are attracted to armpit stank? Did your mother tell you that only the dirty children got lice?

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Imagined posted:

The funny thing is they mean this as a slam on marvel but it's actually the reason why DC movies suck.
The WB really wanted that edgelord manboy dollar and by god they've committed.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The It image is ironic since the new movie is from WB and most people think it's just as good, if not better than, the Tim Curry movie.

DCEU movies are also 'edgelord' in the same way that protecting the rights of minorities and protecting the environment are 'political'.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

The MSJ posted:

DCEU movies are also 'edgelord' in the same way that protecting the rights of minorities and protecting the environment are 'political'.

Lol, you've posted this.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The MSJ posted:

DCEU movies are also 'edgelord' in the same way that protecting the rights of minorities and protecting the environment are 'political'.
So, "very."
Also:

Paladinus posted:

Lol, you've posted this.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

The MSJ posted:

DCEU movies are also 'edgelord' in the same way that protecting the rights of minorities and protecting the environment are 'political'.

You're either agreeing with mind the walrus, or you are very confused

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

The MSJ posted:


DCEU movies are also 'edgelord' in the same way that protecting the rights of minorities and protecting the environment are 'political'.

I agree. They shouldn't be, but they definitely are.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp6uJJJMaLs

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/IllegalOpinion/status/908724509351452673

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
DCEU movies get called 'edgelord' despite actually being optimistic and hopeful, what people want is sanitised, candy-coloured cynicism.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

ok

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Inescapable Duck posted:

DCEU movies get called 'edgelord' despite actually being optimistic and hopeful, what people want is sanitised, candy-coloured cynicism.

White Light
Dec 19, 2012


No NSFW images, take it away! :cry:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Guy Goodbody posted:

Bathing before the invention of running water is extremely labor intensive.

That's why serfdom was invented

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Inescapable Duck posted:

DCEU movies get called 'edgelord' despite actually being optimistic and hopeful, what people want is sanitised, candy-coloured cynicism.

*watches Batman murder dozens of people and try to stab Superman to death with a spear*

"What an optimistic and hopeful message!"

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Whenever I'm feelijg down about the state of the world, I just imagine Dictator Superman burying his hand into the chest of Desert Storm Batman in post-apocolyptic America, and I am filled with hope.

https://imgur.com/Js4ECkd

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Well if you're prepared to sit through 2 hrs 15m of overwhelmingly grim, angry punchman adventures where they distrust everyone and doubt their every motivation and have to watch those they love be killed or tortured by madmen there'll be a 5 minute scene at the end with uplifting music where the characters go "I've decided to be a hero after all" and I guess that's hopeful and optimistic.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Who What Now posted:

*watches Batman murder dozens of people and try to stab Superman to death with a spear*

"What an optimistic and hopeful message!"

Their moms have the same first name :allears:

All is forgiven!

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Well if you're prepared to sit through 2 hrs 15m of overwhelmingly grim, angry punchman adventures where they distrust everyone and doubt their every motivation and have to watch those they love be killed or tortured by madmen there'll be a 5 minute scene at the end with uplifting music where the characters go "I've decided to be a hero after all" and I guess that's hopeful and optimistic.

The Avengers movies have been pretty messed up, I agree.

But remember, the real lesson is that monsters aren't necessarily bad no matter how many dozens of people die in city-destroying battles, whether they're giant green men or infertile women!

Ghost Leviathan has a new favorite as of 08:25 on Sep 17, 2017

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Yellow Ant
Feb 28, 2016

What humans see | What birds see

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

I want to finger that hole

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Reading this post and had a mental image of you making wine in your avatar.

You know what there's good cases to be made both on account of expediency and the fact that some flavors are best untasted.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

No ring.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Inescapable Duck posted:

But remember, the real lesson is that monsters aren't necessarily bad no matter how many dozens of people die

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


I have no idea what this pile of meatball turds is, but there's a really specific color palette and film grain that screams 'STAR TREK' whenever I see it

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Click the image

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Inescapable Duck posted:

But remember, the real lesson is that monsters aren't necessarily bad no matter how many dozens of people die in city-destroying battles,

No, Superman is pretty objectively bad.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

RagnarokAngel posted:

Click the image

The hell I will that's the worst advice.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

RagnarokAngel posted:

Click the image

Who'd have thought that all along the real monsters... were US

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

I have no idea what this pile of meatball turds is, but there's a really specific color palette and film grain that screams 'STAR TREK' whenever I see it

When this episode comes on, my wife constantly makes the comment, "Oh look! A living throw rug!" and then laughs.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Whoa lady, let's not get ahead of ourselves here, dude's just raking up trash in the street.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Whoa lady, let's not get ahead of ourselves here, dude's just raking up trash in the street.

You want trashy streets?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013



Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwd0Wus5Ik

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

I have no idea what this pile of meatball turds is, but there's a really specific color palette and film grain that screams 'STAR TREK' whenever I see it
"Joseph and his technicolor rear end in a top hat as presented by Desilu."

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

That voice gave me an idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7OGRe7wW8g

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