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Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
Some credit to the guy with the coveralls and shotgun for never pointing it at anyone, never putting his finger on the trigger, and not letting the raving lunatic neighbor get a hold of it.

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Guy took a photo of two black spectators sitting during the national anthem at a Lion's game and captions it "ignorant [n-word]" and posts it online.
He had his season tickets revoked (although, the organization banning him from watching the Lions play is kinda doing him a favor)

http://www.wxyz.com/news/region/detroit/man-loses-detroit-lions-season-tickets-after-making-racist-post

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

canyoneer posted:

Guy took a photo of two black spectators sitting during the national anthem at a Lion's game and captions it "ignorant [n-word]" and posts it online.
He had his season tickets revoked (although, the organization banning him from watching the Lions play is kinda doing him a favor)

http://www.wxyz.com/news/region/detroit/man-loses-detroit-lions-season-tickets-after-making-racist-post

"Graham said she sits during the national anthem to protest the third verse that pertains to slaves."

:rolleyes:

For reference, the third verse:

"And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country, should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave."

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
nationalism is dumb and bad.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Byzantine posted:

"Graham said she sits during the national anthem to protest the third verse that pertains to slaves."

:rolleyes:

For reference, the third verse:

"And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country, should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave."

It's also super rude to mercenaries. Hessians did nothing wrong.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Volcott posted:

It's also super rude to mercenaries. Hessians did nothing wrong.

As part of the Holy Roman Empire, they are guilty by association.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Voyager I posted:

Some credit to the guy with the coveralls and shotgun for never pointing it at anyone, never putting his finger on the trigger, and not letting the raving lunatic neighbor get a hold of it.

And being the one who goes to check the kid in the silver helmet to make sure he's still breathing and hasn't broken anything. Coveralls Dude is the hero we need.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Gainesville police officers disciplined for profiling, crude texts

drat GPD, life comes at you fast. More officers coming out as pieces of trash.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
More like Lossesville PD.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Acroblatics.





Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

drat, that looks rough.

Wait, is that blood?

Bike doesn't look too-

Oh.

The scene.
:nms:https://i.imgur.com/sgsObQnl.jpg:nms:
The culprit.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Byzantine posted:

"Graham said she sits during the national anthem to protest the third verse that pertains to slaves."

:rolleyes:

For reference, the third verse:

"And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country, should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave."

Is this some extended edition of the Star Spangled Banner? These aren't the lyrics I was taught as a kid :psyduck:

E: apparently I was never taught more than just the first verse of it. I guess the schaden is on me?

Malachite_Dragon has a new favorite as of 10:42 on Sep 17, 2017

RagnarokZ
May 14, 2004

Emperor of the Internet

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Is this some extended edition of the Star Spangled Banner? These aren't the lyrics I was taught as a kid :psyduck:

E: apparently I was never taught more than just the first verse of it. I guess the schaden is on me?

No, that's how you sing a national anthem, you sing the first verse and then start playing football or drinking or whatever.

The rest of the anthem are only sung by weirdos and nationalists, I'm Danish, and I only remember the first line of the second verse of the Danish national anthem, it's something about chain mail wearing giants resting in burial grounds.

Discworld actually makes fun of this fact, the second verse of Ankh-Morporks anthem is just humming, 'cause no one remembers it anyway.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

I'm in the middle of a 1600 mi motorcycle road trip, wish I wouldn't have seen this. :stonk:

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

belt posted:

I'm in the middle of a 1600 mi motorcycle road trip, wish I wouldn't have seen this. :stonk:

I gotta say 1600 miles without the startling realization that you might have an adverse encounter with wildlife sounds a little crazy. Safe trip.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

RagnarokZ posted:

No, that's how you sing a national anthem, you sing the first verse and then start playing football or drinking or whatever.

The rest of the anthem are only sung by weirdos and nationalists, I'm Danish, and I only remember the first line of the second verse of the Danish national anthem, it's something about chain mail wearing giants resting in burial grounds.

Discworld actually makes fun of this fact, the second verse of Ankh-Morporks anthem is just humming, 'cause no one remembers it anyway.

In Germany you sing the third verse. Actually the national anthem is officially only the third verse of the Deutschlandlied since 1991. The second verse is obviously the best one.

chyaroh
Aug 8, 2007

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Next time they mention it say something like "Y'know, Indians always talk about how being conquered and brutally subjugated by the British Empire for so long and having that culture forced upon them was such a terrible thing but the fact that they still obsess over this British sport so much makes me suspect that they also miss it a tiny bit" and see how they react. :haw:



Edit: speaking as a guy who lives in Australia which is also an ex-British colony which is still obsessed with cricket, still has their flag on our flag, is still obsessed with the British royalty, etc etc.

If you really, really want to be torn limb from limb, try something along the lines of "Tendulkar is the best batsman to come out of Pakistan in generations", or "Tendulkar wasn't as good as Ponting." Basically, say anything bad about Tendulkar to an Indian and the schadenfreude will be well upon you.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm assuming they wear different colors because they're the only one that can touch the ball with their hands and have different rules for interacting with them so it makes it easier for refs/judges to see them. Yes, dude scored an own goal.

For an extra level of schad, had the keeper just fallen down dead as the dude threw the ball it wouldn't have been an own goal because you can't score direct from a throw-in. The tiny bobble off the bottom of his boot means that it wasn't direct, so it's an OG (that also, rightfully, gets marked against the keeper rather than the guy who threw it)

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
To be fair, it's 100% the keeper's fault. There's nothing out of the ordinary chucking the ball back to him, and he had plenty of time/space to catch it. He just... failed to.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zipperelli. posted:

Gainesville police officers disciplined for profiling, crude texts

drat GPD, life comes at you fast. More officers coming out as pieces of trash.

lol

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Out of Band II posted:

I gotta say 1600 miles without the startling realization that you might have an adverse encounter with wildlife sounds a little crazy. Safe trip.

:rolleyes: Yeah, that's what I meant and not the idea of looking at pictures of a rashed helmet and burnt bike an hour before I go strap on my helmet and get on my bike. Before you say it, yes I realize that bikes can crash.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I never ride long without full plate and the mask of the father.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/tKP9Hyw.gifv

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh oh oh! This is schadenfreude! This is it! This is the thing that this thread should be about!

https://i.imgur.com/WvClcXq.mp4

Yessssssss

Wank
Apr 26, 2008

Karate Bastard posted:

Oh oh oh! This is schadenfreude! This is it! This is the thing that this thread should be about!

https://i.imgur.com/WvClcXq.mp4

Yessssssss

This is like performance art

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Aaah, gives you that warm, fuzzy feeling :allears:

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Say Nothing posted:

Acroblatics.



How did he even do that?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Wholesome schadenfreude:

https://i.imgur.com/igFX5Ow.gifv

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Here's the video of the old guy getting arrested after accosting the skateboarders. It's better with the audio. :discourse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fQD84BI88

For an extra layer of schad it looks like the old guy called the cops on himself

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/3Mz41BJ.mp4

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's the video of the old guy getting arrested after accosting the skateboarders. It's better with the audio. :discourse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fQD84BI88

For an extra layer of schad it looks like the old guy called the cops on himself
Yeah you can see him pull out his flip phone in the gif even. He probably rightly assumed that the cops would be his fellow racists but I guess it was opposites day at the PD.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Help help I almost hit some guys and threw their skateboard on them and they didn't hit back I was so afraid

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

canyoneer posted:

Guy took a photo of two black spectators sitting during the national anthem at a Lion's game and captions it "ignorant [n-word]" and posts it online.
He had his season tickets revoked (although, the organization banning him from watching the Lions play is kinda doing him a favor)

http://www.wxyz.com/news/region/detroit/man-loses-detroit-lions-season-tickets-after-making-racist-post

if you don't like it, giiit oouutt

*hates black people, lives in Detroit*

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLaopvEbChk

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

canyoneer posted:

Guy took a photo of two black spectators sitting during the national anthem at a Lion's game and captions it "ignorant [n-word]" and posts it online.
He had his season tickets revoked (although, the organization banning him from watching the Lions play is kinda doing him a favor)

http://www.wxyz.com/news/region/detroit/man-loses-detroit-lions-season-tickets-after-making-racist-post
I'm glad this didn't seem like a tough decision. I like the "obviously" part of saying the dude lost his tickets.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Grey Fox posted:

I'm glad this didn't seem like a tough decision. I like the "obviously" part of saying the dude lost his tickets.

What I don't get about this guy, is that the Lion's head coach, Jim Caldwell, is black.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Leavemywife posted:

What I don't get about this guy, is that the Lion's head coach, Jim Caldwell, is black.

"He's one of the good ones."

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Karate Bastard posted:

Oh oh oh! This is schadenfreude! This is it! This is the thing that this thread should be about!

https://i.imgur.com/WvClcXq.mp4

Yessssssss

I love the extra crank the cop in the hat gives his elbow to make it just a *bit* more uncomfortable.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Solice Kirsk posted:

"He's one of the good ones."

Only while the team is winning.

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mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



wrong thread.

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