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EorayMel posted:Is newspaper spiderman's semen radioactive? wasn't there basically a story in the comic books about this?
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morallyobjected posted:wasn't there basically a story in the comic books about this? 
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EorayMel posted:Is newspaper spiderman's semen radioactive? Well, his blood is radioactive and it cures diseases in NSM, so it's probably fine.
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Sep 16, 2017 09:00
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:it cures diseases in NSM Whaaat? This is I gotta see.
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Sep 16, 2017 10:29
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Saoshyant posted:Whaaat? This is I gotta see. It's August 2005 to November 2005 in the OP. Four months of Peter versus a smarmy doctor. He doesn't get hit in the head by a guest star or inanimate object even once.  Then Peter lights part of the guy's house on fire. Otherkinsey Scale fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Sep 16, 2017 |
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Sep 16, 2017 11:31
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:It's August 2005 to November 2005 in the OP. Four months of Peter versus a smarmy doctor. He doesn't get hit in the head by a guest star or inanimate object even once. Started reading this and it immediately begins with Jonah trying to gently caress over Peter and complaining about him wanting Health Insurance 
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Sep 16, 2017 13:11
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:It's August 2005 to November 2005 in the OP. Four months of Peter versus a smarmy doctor. He doesn't get hit in the head by a guest star or inanimate object even once. What's this? A comic strip for Ant Man?
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:It's August 2005 to November 2005 in the OP. Four months of Peter versus a smarmy doctor. He doesn't get hit in the head by a guest star or inanimate object even once. I think Peter can show prior use on that patent. Or did I get the various trademark/patent laws confused again?
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It's a longstanding superhero rule-- if you try to use a superhero's blood for literally anything you're an inhuman monster and deserve every misfortune that comes your way.
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:It's August 2005 to November 2005 in the OP. Four months of Peter versus a smarmy doctor. He doesn't get hit in the head by a guest star or inanimate object even once. Note to self: stop recording incriminating voice memos.
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Sep 17, 2017 04:01
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 RIP spider man
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Sep 17, 2017 08:44
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Synthbuttrange posted:
If only he had some sense that would tell him he was in danger
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Sep 17, 2017 08:47
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bobkatt013 posted:If only he had some sense that would tell him he was in danger Like a sense. That warns by throbbing.
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Sep 17, 2017 08:49
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Kala's face 
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Sep 17, 2017 09:23
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so they're just straight up planning to murder tyrannus
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Sep 17, 2017 09:44
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Can't believe that Newspaper Spider-Man is gonna end forever within the next couple of days with his brutal death, being crushed under millions of tons of rocks.
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Sep 17, 2017 09:53
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... won't the reservoir still have lots of youthwater in it then if they block the stream feeding it? Isn't that the point of reservoirs? To hold amounts of water for storage?
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Malachite_Dragon posted:... won't the reservoir still have lots of youthwater in it then if they block the stream feeding it? Isn't that the point of reservoirs? To hold amounts of water for storage? I'm sure there's a bathplug somewhere they can pull
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Sep 17, 2017 09:54
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Jerusalem posted:Can't believe that Newspaper Spider-Man is gonna end forever within the next couple of days with his brutal death, being crushed under millions of tons of rocks. The rocks will dump him into the fountain of youth water, reverting him into a baby
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Tunicate posted:The rocks will dump him into the fountain of youth water, reverting him into a baby Fountain: Right, as always my work is done when the subject has the brain of a baby.... oh, looks like I'm done here.
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Sep 17, 2017 11:20
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Doesn't Kala also need the Fountain of Youth to not age to death in a single day?
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PoptartsNinja posted:Doesn't Kala also need the Fountain of Youth to not age to death in a single day? Isn't her schtick just a "Can't be on the surface"?
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Sep 17, 2017 16:17
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Aside from the obvious issue (that blocking the stream wont make the water already there disappear) the only way this plan works is if the fountain is half a mile away from where they all started, so that Spider-Man blocks the water before a sprinting for his life Tyrannus gets there. Going by the sequence of events, it too Kala and Moleman about 20 seconds. Unless of course Spider-Man has been sitting there repeating out loud what he needs to do next for about half an hour. Which is entirely possible.
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Sep 17, 2017 16:57
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Jerusalem posted:Can't believe that Newspaper Spider-Man is gonna end forever within the next couple of days with his brutal death, being crushed under millions of tons of rocks. Don't worry, spidey will be fine. The ceiling will just break off into a bunch of brick sized chunks that will repeatedly bonk him on the head over the course of a week. He's taken worse abuse.
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Sep 17, 2017 17:21
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so is spider-man's plan here to straight up murder tyrannus because that's what it's sounding like
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Sep 17, 2017 17:40
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Dude's been alive for 1500 years! At this point it's no longer murder.
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Sep 17, 2017 18:01
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Saoshyant posted:Dude's been alive for 1500 years! At this point it's no longer murder. It's supermurder!
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Sep 17, 2017 18:14
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if tyrannus ages into a skeleton which then turns to dust, that's just how his species hibernates
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Sep 17, 2017 18:54
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Spider-Man is not going to kill Tyrannus. He'll just cut off his oxygen.
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Sep 17, 2017 18:54
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Really, this is no surprise. After all, what is a brick, but a rectangular rock?
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:if tyrannus ages into a skeleton which then turns to dust, that's just how his species hibernates Ancient Rome was a weird time.
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Spider-Man, you have super strength and webbing. Just, like, hold Tyrannus down. He's probably older and weaker than a regular human now. This is not a problem that requires diverting a river.
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Sep 17, 2017 20:56
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You know, I'm betting Kala just said "Now, go stop Tyrannus drinking from the fountain." and this is how Spidey interpreted that. Though to be fair, his track record against elderly men armed with simple weapons isn't great.
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Sep 17, 2017 21:02
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So is no one else going to mention that Tyrannus looks exactly like Aunt May in that second panel?
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Sep 17, 2017 21:51
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CityMidnightJunky posted:So is no one else going to mention that Tyrannus looks exactly like Aunt May in that second panel? Aunt May is his descendant and will inherit his kingdom?
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Sep 17, 2017 22:21
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CityMidnightJunky posted:So is no one else going to mention that Tyrannus looks exactly like Aunt May in that second panel? surprise ending- tyrannus marries mole man
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Sep 17, 2017 22:38
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Elfface posted:Newspaper Spider-Man: "his track record against elderly men isn't great"
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Sep 17, 2017 23:25
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CityMidnightJunky posted:So is no one else going to mention that Tyrannus looks exactly like Aunt May in that second panel? All babies look the same, and all old people look the same. It's why it's called the circle of life.
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Synthbuttrange posted:I'm sure there's a bathplug somewhere they can pull
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