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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Jerry Cotton posted:

It looks like a giant fart.

How does something look like a giant fart? You got pungent green clouds wafting out your poo poo hole, maybe you should change your diet just sayin

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ha, this made my knuckles clinch. Most scared I've ever been in a vehicle in my life.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Comptroll The Forums posted:

How does something look like a giant fart? You got pungent green clouds wafting out your poo poo hole, maybe you should change your diet just sayin

Never my farts are real and strong and they are my friend.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Why...why wouldn't you pull over until it passes?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Dienes posted:

Why...why wouldn't you pull over until it passes?

Warboys on your tail

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Dienes posted:

Why...why wouldn't you pull over until it passes?

What, on such a lovely day?

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
is the driver going backwards in that last gif?

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

Dienes posted:

Why...why wouldn't you pull over until it passes?

Gotta get those muthaloot crates!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dienes posted:

Why...why wouldn't you pull over until it passes?

Oh sure I'll just live in my car at the roadside for a week.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

SLOW DOWN, RETARD.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Milo and POTUS posted:

SLOW DOWN, RETARD.

... but you repeat yourself

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

... but you repeat yourself

niiice

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Dienes posted:

Why...why wouldn't you pull over until it passes?

Because the people behind you might not and they'll slam into you. Maintain speed and drive through. All of the cars I was on the road with did the same thing and we actually came out the other side almost in the same positions. loving terrifying though.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Solice Kirsk posted:

Because the people behind you might not and they'll slam into you.

The people driving on the shoulder?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Can't really see the shoulder man. You're just kinda driving by feel and hoping. Worst case, driving off into the desert is better than everyone behind you dying in darkness and flame.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

Can't really see the shoulder man. You're just kinda driving by feel and hoping. Worst case, driving off into the desert is better than everyone behind you dying in darkness and flame.

He should have revved up like a douche.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Solice Kirsk posted:

Because the people behind you might not and they'll slam into you. Maintain speed and drive through. All of the cars I was on the road with did the same thing and we actually came out the other side almost in the same positions. loving terrifying though.

Presumably pulling over means getting out of the way of the people that are driving through. But yeah, it seems like there's no perfect way to handle being in one of those while in a car.

Christ, and they can last for up to 3 hours? I'll never bitch about hurricanes again.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pL7yQr2Njc

People driving down a highway during a duststorm, they pass by a six car pile up. It's something that scares me if I have to go through one. I think the speed limit right there is 75 miles an hour, so my worry was someone behind me not slowing down before driving into it.

treasured8elief has a new favorite as of 01:09 on Sep 21, 2017

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
https://twitter.com/goosemangus/status/910079768120352768

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

That look on her face seems to suggest one of his toes have entered.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Comptroll The Forums posted:

How does something look like a giant fart? You got pungent green clouds wafting out your poo poo hole, maybe you should change your diet just sayin

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005


That's a bad rear end-picture Mr. ... um... *squints* "BOOTY-ADE"

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
It's like kool-aid... for your bootyTM

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Comptroll The Forums posted:

How does something look like a giant fart? You got pungent green clouds wafting out your poo poo hole, maybe you should change your diet just sayin

Maybe he poofs out clouds of dust to blind and confuse predators like an octopus does?

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
You ever see something that looks like it smells?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Comptroll The Forums posted:

It's like kool-aid... for your bootyTM

*breaks through wall rear end-first*

OOHH YEAAHHHH :yosbutt:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
This is loving amazing. It makes me want a drone... and enough money to replace it many times, because I would want to try insane poo poo like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQDcDZ6rmGE

e: quick volume heads-up, it starts with Ozzy's "All Aboard" from Crazy Train, but the actual song playing during the rest is pretty great.

TheBigAristotle has a new favorite as of 01:11 on Sep 22, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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TheBigAristotle posted:

This is loving amazing. It makes me want a drone... and enough money to replace it many times, because I would want to try insane poo poo like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQDcDZ6rmGE

e: quick volume heads-up, it starts with Ozzy's "All Aboard" from Crazy Train, but the actual song playing during the rest is pretty great.

Train engineer should have waved then shut the window. What a jerk.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
A 30 day time lapse of a container ship: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AHrCI9eSJGQ&time_continue=587

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Richard Bong posted:

You ever see something that looks like it smells?

Sure, it's called onofartopoeia.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Karate Bastard posted:

"Ninja fends off machete attacker".

https://i.imgur.com/gJIF6Fy.mp4

:stare:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Reminds me of the time I stepped out of a pub and there was a big fight outside and someone came flying into me and bumped into my stomach and well I'm pretty much an immovable object so he bounced right off and collided with a parked car with a very nice BONK.

Anyway don't bring a knife to a parked car fight.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender

Cindy Shitbird posted:

Good lord, how many degrees of rotation was that? :stonk:

It's one of those "most rattlesnakes held in the mouth" Guinness Book of World Records poo poo.







The answer is a lot. Apparently people can hold a lot of venomous snakes in their mouth at one time.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Don't think much of the new Wolverine casting, he's too clean shaven.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

jesus has returned and he is pissed off

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

sneakyfrog posted:

jesusFreddie Mercury has returned and he is pissed off

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Cody's middle-eastern cousin Cahir is ready for the Final Fight.

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