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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

KD is a weird guy who wants to hoop with little social consequence, it's too bad he's the second best player in the world

We're a month out from the season starting!! Of all the opening week games, I'm most excited for Cavs/Bucks and Sixers/Wizards

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Dexo posted:

Oh my God You guys need to watch Kyrie's interview on first take

https://twitter.com/FirstTake/status/909796432877621249

Kobe has given him lessons in being a weirdo in an attempt to have some sort of mystique

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Kyrie cosplaying Kobe like Kobe cosplayed Mike

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
re: kd.....IM FUCKIN SCREAMING BITCHS

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man
I can't understand reedits nonlinear threads, so can anyone tell me if there was any fart sniffing-like juicy bits?

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

dokmo posted:

I can't understand reedits nonlinear threads, so can anyone tell me if there was any fart sniffing-like juicy bits?

KD apparently called some hater a dickrider via his private IG account

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Actually this is funny to Kevin Durant.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Redgrendel2001 posted:

Lol. That's not really proof of poo poo and it reads more like some assistant or intern writing poo poo.
KD is a goon confirmed. ^^^^^^^ TELL THE TRUTH, REAPER.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

dokmo posted:

I can't understand reedits nonlinear threads, so can anyone tell me if there was any fart sniffing-like juicy bits?

Read that Twitter thread instead

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Dejan Bimble posted:

Kobe has given him lessons in being a weirdo in an attempt to have some sort of mystique

https://twitter.com/SLAMonline/status/909810348768874497

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

sbnation with the :discourse: title
https://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2017/9/18/16327672/kevin-durant-private-instagram-account-arguments-nba-warriors

quote:

Is Kevin Durant using this private Instagram account to argue with kids?

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

For the Olds:

https://twitter.com/tim_cato/status/909786764017053697
https://twitter.com/tim_cato/status/909787393011707904
https://twitter.com/tim_cato/status/909787886719029248
https://twitter.com/tim_cato/status/909788122074030080
https://twitter.com/tim_cato/status/909788655727841282
https://twitter.com/tim_cato/status/909795848040706048

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/chicagobulls/status/909805319546560514


Loool Nick Friedell being used in state run media.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
KD unironically sneak posting about "bronsexuals" (lmao) has to be the final nail in the "KD is a shook neurotic ho" coffin. We came from THe Rivalry to this
You doin ho activities with ho tendencies. I'm just trying to get a rise out of the account KD is definitely using to lurk on SAS.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

JFC the first Boston-Cleveland game is going to be amazing.

https://twitter.com/WindhorstESPN/status/909799777688096769

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

new thread title :discourse:

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/jemelehill/status/909802643115081734

:allears:

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
https://twitter.com/929espn/status/909816707207897089

Grizz promotional night list

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Want that Jerry "The King" Lawler crown


e: Also Grit N Grind Forever headband. Grizz got the good promos

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


"Why is this towel full of sand"

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
I’m the Chandler Parsons hat

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
KD defini9tely likes me if he posts here.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

I'm Kevin Durant

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I'm assuming it has to say something along the lines of "we gave him 94 mill and all we got was this stupid hat"

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
Chandler is going to get healthy and come back to houston on the vet min

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


the fact that KD uses his fake social media accounts to call haters gay and not to pick up potential farters demonstrates that his shookness extends to his deepest fetishes.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

the golden state warriors are an entire team of mid meltdown sas posters lmao

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
it also proves I was totally justified hating & clowning on him all those years he was in OKC. sorry metapod.

on the bright side now we can BOTH enjoy this :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXV_ZTHBtjo
how u like that system bitch


bonus round
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2MTYw-yxNc

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



BWV posted:

the fact that KD uses his fake social media accounts to call haters gay and not to pick up potential farters demonstrates that his shookness extends to his deepest fetishes.

This man is a doctor so this post is Canon.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

He got two phones, one for the clutch and one for the woes.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Mr. Mambold posted:

This man is a doctor so this post is Canon.

doctor's diagnosis: chronic shookness

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Im kd

Shrimp or Shrimps
Feb 14, 2012


Lol why does he specifically call out Donovan? Just seems weird since he could have easily gotten Billy fired.

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
I like KD more now for secretly going out of his way to argue with random idiots

Vanilla Mint Ice fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Sep 18, 2017

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Shrimp or Shrimps posted:

Lol why does he specifically call out Donovan? Just seems weird since he could have easily gotten Billy fired.

He loved Scotty.

Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
"I am a very awake individual" - Kyrie Irving

zelah
Dec 1, 2004

Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.
Literally any other player I would believe has an intern or pr person mess up. Literally any other person except KD. The snake. The coward.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
maybe don't decide to ruin the nba for the next five years if you're this thin skinned kd lmao

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
People were making jokes about him making shoes with forum quotes on them but that might actually be a thing.

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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/KyleNeubeck/status/909805977939169280

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