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It's also supposed to be able to distinguish your face from a Hollywood-grade rubber mask of your face. So I guess it must track eye movements or something. I doubt it will be possible to unlock it while unconscious.
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Data Graham posted:It's also supposed to be able to distinguish your face from a Hollywood-grade rubber mask of your face. So I guess it must track eye movements or something. I doubt it will be possible to unlock it while unconscious. So, you are saying the cops can't call in Ethan Hunt then?
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Your eyes need to be open. Also this, and finger print biometrics, should never be relied on to keep out someone specifically targeting your phone (like cops or state actors). It's simply a feature to defeat access attempts in the case of a lost or stolen phone while adding a layer of convenience for the end-user. Fortunately, the newest iOS coming this week makes it very easy to disable biometric unlocking (press the power button 5 times) and fail-over to passcode/passphrase input. In the case of Apple Pay, the biometric is used for authentication purposes to access the secure enclave.
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Just enable both the facial ID and fingerprint scanners so it's double secure, that's two factor authentication, right? - some C level somewhere
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What the gently caress? https://betanews.com/2017/09/18/ccleaner-hacked-backdoor/
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Renegret posted:Just enable both the facial ID and fingerprint scanners so it's double secure, that's two factor authentication, right? Nah, just implement Stack Overflow's authentication protocol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgC4b9K-gYU
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GreenNight posted:What the gently caress? If you have the following key in your system. you are probably infected HKLM\SOFTWARE\Piriform\Agomo:MUID
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Renegret posted:Just enable both the facial ID and fingerprint scanners so it's double secure, that's two factor authentication, right? It doesn't have both.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:It doesn't have both. Draw eyes on your thumb, teach it that your thumb is your face
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Avenging_Mikon posted:It doesn't have both. 
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A week after I bitched out my supervisor over other groups treating us like secretaries, I got a phone call from a network tech who was lost and couldn't find a conference room. I never hung up the phone so fast on someone in my life.
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Are you not the help desk? The center of help and support for the company? Aren't you a team player?? Now, where can I find the nearest bathroom
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Judge Schnoopy posted:Are you not the help desk? The center of help and support for the company? Aren't you a team player?? Are you at your desk? Just let it all out there and call the custodial staff.
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Fil5000 posted:Are you at your desk? Just let it all out there and
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gently caress. It was way too early when I made that post. Had a request for folder access come in. Supervisor requesting it on behalf of a user, standard policy. Folder I:\Foo\Bar\Stuff\Here. I do so. User reports they still don't have access. I ask for a screenshot of the error they get using the shortcut I put in their personal folder, because they don't get access to Stuff. They send me a screenshot of them trying to access I:\Foo\Bar\Stuff. I point out that's not the shortcut, and that's why they're having issues. It's important to note that we're exchanging emails using replies to the original access request. User claims he was supposed to have access to Stuff and everything in it, including Here. I copy and paste the original request from the bottom of the email chain. User claims "semantic differences" and will follow up with his supervisor.  Semantic differences?
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Avenging_Mikon posted:gently caress. It was way too early when I made that post. Can't say I've met a single end user who understood ntfs permissions include an option for traverse only. It's perfectly reasonable to understand how someone telling their boss I need access, "to Here on the I drive" being polymorphed into them not understanding why if they have access to I:/foo and I:/foo/bar they wouldn't have need of your 'time wasting shortcut clutter to Here, when they can just use the :I\foo shortcut on their desktop to get to the :i>bar folder like they always do. You might try explaining it as I:\Foo\Bar\---\Here
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SeaborneClink posted:Can't say I've met a single end user who understood ntfs permissions include an option for traverse only. Actually, ours don't, I think. Is there a way to check that, and get it set up if it isn't? I usually have to make new permissions groups for situations like this.
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Renegret posted:A week after I bitched out my supervisor over other groups treating us like secretaries, I got a phone call from a network tech who was lost and couldn't find a conference room. You should have stayed on the line and just asked clarifying questions and acted confused until he got really frustrated and been like OH? ARE YOU ANNOYED THAT IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE IS WASTING YOUR TIME??!? And THEN slam the phone down.
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AlternateAccount posted:You should have stayed on the line and just asked clarifying questions and acted confused until he got really frustrated and been like OH? ARE YOU ANNOYED THAT IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE IS WASTING YOUR TIME??!? And THEN slam the phone down. Now that I think about it, the guy who called me is the same guy who ~8 years ago got into a famous incident with a coworker that ended with the sentence "If we worked at a fish market we'd meet in the parking lot in 10 minutes and settle this like MEN" Somehow he didn't get fired from that one. Personally I'm too busy to waste other people's times. These forums don't read themselves you know.
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This video convinced me that Linus isn't a how-to channel but sophisticated performance art. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXvmKkhINQw Trigger warning: angle grinders, dremels, and hot glue.
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Is there a clinic or mental health facility I can send email hoarders to? You can't possibly need every email you've received in the last decade, please delete something.
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loving hell, I ignored the trigger warnings and regret every loving second of it. Hmm, we keep ripping parts off of a motherboard and connecting non-standard poo poo that's most likely shorting pins, and we're plugging in PSU wires in a "match it to whatever looks right" method, and the boards are frying on first boot hmmmmmm what could the problem be i wonder hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm glad this guy is making money as a youtuber and not as an IT guy.
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Judge Schnoopy posted:I'm glad this guy is making money as a youtuber and not as an IT guy. I almost feel sorry for the people that work with him that are subjected to him daily.... ...almost. All I can remember is laughing/crying at his RAID-5'ed RAID-5 build that crashed. Here's the same genius drilling through a radiator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HO6Ys3PPIw CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Sep 18, 2017 |
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Judge Schnoopy posted:Are you not the help desk? The center of help and support for the company? Aren't you a team player?? This morning the Office Admin came by and asked us where the new sales guy was supposed to sit. As I was turning my chair to give them a look, my manager just went "I dunno, ask their manager." Why even come ask us? Why are you not asking the people in Sales?
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Judge Schnoopy posted:loving hell, I ignored the trigger warnings and regret every loving second of it. at least he's smart enough to not drill into a power supply
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CommieGIR posted:I almost feel sorry for the people that work with him that are subjected to him daily....
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anthonypants posted:RAID 0'd RAID 5. Scuse me, yes. Because that's smart. I refuse to believe that was for the lolz. Renegret posted:at least he's smart enough to not drill into a power supply https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HO6Ys3PPIw
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CommieGIR posted:I almost feel sorry for the people that work with him that are subjected to him daily.... gently caress that dude.
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Lots of anger about an entertainment channel on YouTube from the forums of a dead comedy website
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I think you mean a dead gay comedy website.
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Boogalo posted:This video convinced me that Linus isn't a how-to channel but sophisticated performance art. There are three parts. 
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The Fool posted:Lots of anger about an entertainment channel on YouTube from the forums of a dead comedy website Dead Gay Comedy Forum that has standards 
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It's not an entertainment channel; it's a torture device for IT professionals.
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Ghostlight posted:It's not an entertainment channel; it's a torture device for IT professionals. I could see an argument in which these are the same thing.
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GreenNight posted:What the gently caress? I assume like the Classic Shell hack, I'm fine if I've only been installing it from Ninite?
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CommieGIR posted:Scuse me, yes. Because that's smart. I refuse to believe that was for the lolz. oh god I shouldn't watch this, should I
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Renegret posted:oh god I found it more amusing than the one Boogalo linked, which was just  incarnate.
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Renegret posted:oh god He drills through a water-cooling radiator and fries his motherboard, makes another one, then places his home made monstrosity in the rack immediately above his petabyte server project, so that any water that does eventually leak from his hodge podge build leaks right onto his most expensive investment
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Zero VGS posted:I assume like the Classic Shell hack, I'm fine if I've only been installing it from Ninite? Probably not. I don't know the details about the Classic Shell hack, but it sounds like Piriform had their build environment compromised for some amount of time.
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