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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Oh my loving god

Also OFS the best name is Daikatuna

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Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.

quote:


I said consummate v's. Consummate! :argh:

Red Metal
Oct 23, 2012

Let me tell you about Homestuck

Fun Shoe

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:


It's a squirrel.

If you squint.

actually that's a shiny bisharp

XavierGenisi
Nov 7, 2009

:dukedog:

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:


Wow! I found a real fricker! I'm so used to finding synthetic frickers that I gave up hope!

This is actually fellow goon Xavier Genisi, who for reasons unknown willingly agreed to help!


Yeah! For some dumb reason, I agreed to help OFS with online trading. Willingly and on purpose. Yeah I don't know why either. Trading in Uranium is one of the jankiest things I've ever worked with.

The trade lobby cannot be exited, trapping you in the trade dimension until the two of you make a trade. The game hitches and loads at nearly step of the process. During the trade, every animation pauses when you reach a new text box, leading to the abject fear that the game is going to crash and something will be lost in the jank aether that is this game's online services. After one of the trades, I got the pokemon, and it evolved. Then when trying to reconnect to trade it back to OFS, it appeared that he was stuck in the trade dimension, leading to a worry that whatever I traded him was lost forever.

I suppose it's impressive that the game implemented this poo poo, but I'd rather they never bothered to begin with.

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

Hm...let's see what the fusion maker has to say about a Plusle/Articuno fusion...

Not as good as I thought it'd be

Although the inverse, Artisle, looks like an enraged child and I love it

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Jesus. What was that plustle/articuno/lucario monstrosity?

FeyerbrandX
Oct 9, 2012

The last pokemon is the most edgelord of all - Mew-Zero

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I hope the last pokemon is the rival.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



XavierGenisi posted:

I suppose it's impressive that the game implemented this poo poo, but I'd rather they never bothered to begin with.
It's impressive in the same way a Dr. moreau-esque abomination tottering around on two legs and sort of speaking is: It's impressive that it worked at all, but that doesn't mean it was a good idea to do it.

CascadeBeta
Feb 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747
The last Mon for this game? It'd probably be something like the CURIE suit becoming possessed by an atomic ghost or something.

EclecticTastes
Sep 17, 2012

"Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped."
"Dermafrost" sounds like a brand of cold cream designed to feel extra-cold.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



GeneX posted:

Oh my loving god

Also OFS the best name is Daikatuna

daikatuna is such a good name that it's hard to believe it came from this game

Pyre of Word Salsa
Apr 25, 2017

I pray for a color palette that will not come.
You thought that the last Pokemon was that, but it was me, Pyre of Word Salsa!

...I think that'd fit in way too much with the references this game was trying for.

Stroth
Mar 31, 2007

All Problems Solved

EclecticTastes posted:

"Dermafrost" sounds like a brand of cold cream designed to feel extra-cold.

It makes me try to think of pokemon themed Burma Shave ads.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Stroth posted:

It makes me try to think of pokemon themed Burma Shave ads.
Or Burma Shave ad themed pokemon.

Stroth
Mar 31, 2007

All Problems Solved

Scarodactyl posted:

Or Burma Shave ad themed pokemon.

Two evolutions and a Mega form, it's doable.

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




Turns out the real last pokemon is the friends we made along the way

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


biosterous posted:

Turns out the real last pokemon is the friends we made along the way

None?

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer
is it onion kid or did we catch him?

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


We caught onion kid way back.

WrightOfWay
Jul 24, 2010


it's pikachu

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Did we catch Urayne yet? It says a lot that I can't remember.

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

It's a jigglypuff as seen from above.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
The final pokemon is a watering can stomping on a human face, forever.

Rabbi Raccoon
Mar 31, 2009

I stabbed you dude!
The real final pokemon was inside us all along

MR. J
Nov 22, 2011

Chuck and Fuck

Red Metal posted:

actually that's a shiny bisharp

No it's Dialga.

The kraken pokemon is loving tiny goddamn. There's no way it can do what the dex says.

MR. J fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Sep 19, 2017

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
It's going to be his mom.

Not CURIE or anything like that, your mom is now straight up a pokemon :shepface:

Stroth
Mar 31, 2007

All Problems Solved
Trapped by ants/He's stuck in hell/He forgot/His max repel

- Poke-shave

Stroth fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Sep 19, 2017

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
I can't believe
their half-assed plan:
make you wait this long
for the watering can


...oh god are we going to have to grow the last pokemon and that's why the watering can is postgame :tinfoil:

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
It's actually the counterpart pokemon to Titanice. It's Hindenburn!

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

HardDiskD posted:

We caught onion kid way back.

then its prob mew

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I've got a no-prize riding on "undocumented onion knight evolution".

Zakrelo
Dec 19, 2015
I'm gonna guess its something 99% or 100% not even in the game. No sprite, no moves, no name, no data. They just didn't put anything in besides a missing slot in your pokedex.

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

Zakrelo posted:

I'm gonna guess its something 99% or 100% not even in the game. No sprite, no moves, no name, no data. They just didn't put anything in besides a missing slot in your pokedex.

I would straight up not be surprised if it's Missingno; it seems like that sort of game.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

It's Pikablu, clearly.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

its me

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Endorph posted:

Endorph! Endorph, Endorph!

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



The final pokemon is Dick Solomon himself. It turns out we weren't a Good Human, but a Good Pokemon all this time!
In a climactic battle where he makes his own pokemon attack him to weaken himself enough to be caught, he will lob a pokeball up and hit himself in the head with it.

One shake.


Two shakes..



Three shakes...




Click!

The hunter has become the hunted. Would you like to give a nickname to Dick Solomon?

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

My money is on #201 actually being some kind of hacky workaround where an extra dummy pokemon database entry was used to facilitate some other game mechanic, and they didn't/couldn't hide it.



Either that or it's sonic the hedgehog.

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Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



I'm going to guess one of the forms of Urayne that doesn't get properly added to the pokedex unless you actually catch it. Or some bullshit like a Deoxys that's in the game's code but the developers "ran out of time" before they could do something with it.

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