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~guess the sub~
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 16:20 |
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zoux posted:
whinging about your genetics and hating you mum for having you when just by being born you've already won a lottery with odds so unfathomable its hurts your brain to think about it. this dude needs to be strapped to a chair ludovico style and forced to watch this video for a year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 16:42 |
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zoux posted:
Is there a sub for manlet incels?
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 16:59 |
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mng posted:Is there a sub for manlet incels? the_donald
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 17:00 |
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Unironically Cucked would be a good forum handle
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 17:27 |
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He's sad because he wanted it to say "Fussy Eater".
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 18:58 |
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:teddy roosevelt once had that happen on the way to a speech; his cribnotes slowed the bullet down but didn't stop it We need presidents like Roosevelt again, badasses that were war heros that like to hunt and box. And while we can't exactly have another president create the national parks, we need presidents that give a poo poo about the wilderness of the USA.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 20:03 |
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om nom nom posted:We need presidents like Roosevelt again, badasses that were war heros that like to hunt and box. And while we can't exactly have another president create the national parks, we need presidents that give a poo poo about the wilderness of the USA. Roosevelt believed in eugenics. (Granted, everyone did, left and right alike, until the Second World War, because it was just "good science" then, so that's probably a trifle too flippant of me. Whatever.) Wheat Loaf has a new favorite as of 20:15 on Sep 19, 2017 |
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Roosevelt was probably a shithead in some way or another but I mean, compared to what we're working with now he's a paragon of virtue and dignity.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 20:18 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Roosevelt was probably a shithead in some way or another but I mean, compared to what we're working with now he's a paragon of virtue and dignity. Are you saying he was a real stand up guy? edit: Oops, wrong Roosevelt. Eh, I'll let the joke stand as a pillar of my failure.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 20:21 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Roosevelt was probably a shithead in some way or another but I mean, compared to what we're working with now he's a paragon of virtue and dignity. He was basically a six year old boy in the body of a grown man who sincerely thought war was totally awesome and the best thing ever.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 21:06 |
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Roosevelt was also a huge protectionist.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 21:14 |
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https://i.imgur.com/Q6wtLks.mp4
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 21:17 |
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Comrade Koba posted:He was basically a six year old boy in the body of a grown man who sincerely thought war was totally awesome and the best thing ever. He rules because he was a sickly, pathetic child that would have been locked in his house forever. Except he had the willpower of Batman and said, "gently caress you" to the world.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 21:18 |
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"Meet Teddy, the president who loves our natural wilderness!" *5 seconds later* "We regret to inform you that Teddy is a warmonger."
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 21:26 |
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Inzombiac posted:He rules because he was a sickly, pathetic child that would have been locked in his house forever. A lot of people manage to overcome debilitating disease without turning into petulant children who lust for war.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 21:41 |
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I also believe everybody from the past should be judged on modern morality.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 22:03 |
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Randaconda posted:I also believe everybody from the past should be judged on modern morality. This, but unironically.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 22:09 |
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lovely people can be badass too. He was an rear end in a top hat, but he was entertaining.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 22:18 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:lovely people can be badass too. He was an rear end in a top hat, but he was entertaining. I'm fairly sure that Adrian Carton de Wiart was probably a bad kind of guy (he was a British Lieutenant-General born to a family of Belgian aristocrats in 1880) but he seems like he was a pretty badass guy during the numerous wars he fought in: quote:Lieutenant General Sir Adrian Paul Ghislain Carton de Wiart VC, KBE, CB, CMG, DSO (5 May 1880 – 5 June 1963) was a British Army officer born of Belgian and Irish parents, and recipient of the Victoria Cross, the highest military decoration awarded for valour "in the face of the enemy" in various Commonwealth countries. He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War; was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear; survived two plane crashes; tunnelled out of a prisoner-of-war camp; and tore off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them. Describing his experiences in the First World War, he wrote, "Frankly I had enjoyed the war."
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 22:25 |
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I think three of those people are giraffes
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 22:34 |
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Comrade Koba posted:He was basically a six year old boy in the body of a grown man who sincerely thought war was totally awesome and the best thing ever. If I remember correctly he was until his son died in WWI.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 22:40 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:He's sad because he wanted it to say "Fussy Eater".
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 22:42 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:I'm fairly sure that Adrian Carton de Wiart was probably a bad kind of guy (he was a British Lieutenant-General born to a family of Belgian aristocrats in 1880) but he seems like he was a pretty badass guy during the numerous wars he fought in: Adrian was the real deal, the person all those kids posing "gangsta" style wish they were. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30685433 Is a good bio and run down. Probably not a great person to have as your superior officer but the kind of nasty arsehole you want on your side when the lead starts flying.
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# ? Sep 19, 2017 23:28 |
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The other one was "Mad" Jack Churchill:quote:Lieutenant-Colonel John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming "Jack" Churchill, DSO & Bar, MC & Bar (16 September 1906 – 8 March 1996), was a British Army officer who fought throughout the Second World War armed with a longbow, bagpipes, and a basket-hilted Scottish broadsword.
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 00:02 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:The other one was "Mad" Jack Churchill: I would like to note, that man has the last recorded war kill with a longbow. He signalled an attack by killing a German sergeant.
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 00:15 |
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Mr Cool Ice is an internet legend.
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 01:15 |
mormons haha sooo funny, trashing someone's religion
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 03:52 |
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Religion is p aug
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 03:59 |
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Atheists are AUG
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 04:33 |
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zoux posted:
normalfag platitudes. There used to be a 5'2 GBS goon that had about the same level of sense of humor/confidence about his height I wonder if it's him lol.
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 04:37 |
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I think we can mock hideously ungraceful dancers without bringing religion into it.
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 04:52 |
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Randaconda posted:I also believe everybody from the past should be judged on modern morality. The early 20th century isn't exactly the Dark Ages. Besides, his contemporaries judged him plenty, for all the same reasons. Screaming Idiot posted:He was an rear end in a top hat, but he was entertaining. This is probably how Trump will be remembered as well in a few decades.
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 05:25 |
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You doxxing me bro?
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 05:35 |
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zoux posted:
His dad is 5'2" and got laid though? At least twice.
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 05:40 |
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This whole time I was thinking of FDR, not Teddy and I couldn't imagine FDR being a jovial fool Don't look too deep into any great historical figures, people just suck as a whole. Churchill was instrumental in getting a quarter million allied troups killed for no real reason, and had to be sent to the front lines as punishment for his gross incompetence. Einstein spent his last years vehemently trying to destroy modern physics. Ghandi was a molester. Etcetera, etcetera At least Teddy was an ardent conservationist pantsofdoom posted:look, i've got enough clothes for FIVE women; and not a single piece has a pocket big enough to hold that book. It sounds like you need more trench coats and MilSurp jackets in your life. Nothing is more flattering
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 07:22 |
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Twat McTwatterson posted:mormons wow someone's got their magic underpants in a twist
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 08:32 |
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The Door Frame posted:. Einstein spent his last years vehemently trying to destroy modern physics. Could you elaborate on this?
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 09:08 |
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zoux posted:
Honestly thought this was going to be one of the copypastas ending with the punchline that it was about a TV or movie family.
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 09:30 |
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om nom nom posted:We need presidents like Roosevelt again, badasses that were war heros that like to hunt and box. And while we can't exactly have another president create the national parks, we need presidents that give a poo poo about the wilderness of the USA. You should probably Google 'toxic masculinity' Also Teddy loved the wilderness but boy he loving hated anyone who was born in it: Teddy Roosevelt posted:“I don’t go so far as to think that the only good Indians are dead Indians, but I believe nine out of 10 are, and I shouldn’t like to inquire too closely into the case of the 10th.”
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