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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Konami is going to die from a 1000 self-inflicted cuts.

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A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
It's not just Kojima they chased off but IGA, the talent behind Castlevania too. He left and then went on to create the most successful video game kickstarter at the time for Bloodstained, so now Konami has to deal with two of their big talents taking fans away from the series they once shepherded.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

MNIMWA posted:

https://giphy.com/gifs/KuiaV5vBm8nN6/html5

how do I embed gifs from giphy? In the meantime click through if you aren't squeamish about testicular contusion

Put media in front of the url, change it from /gifs/ to /media/ and put .mp4 at the back.

https://media.giphy.com/media/KuiaV5vBm8nN6/giphy.mp4

He's super loving lucky that went thigh>ball as opposed to straight in the Jatz Crackers.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

iOS 11 not loading anything past a still image of the stuff Randaconda posts is pretty annoying. It worked before!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wendell posted:

iOS 11 not loading anything past a still image of the stuff Randaconda posts is pretty annoying. It worked before!

:unsmigghh:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2017/09/16/son-of-penn-state-molester-jerry-sandusky-pleads-guilty-to-child-sex-crimes/

quote:

The son of Jerry Sandusky, a former Penn State assistant coach convicted of sexually abusing 10 boys, has pleaded guilty to soliciting oral sex and nude photos from teenage girls, according to the Associated Press.

Jeffrey Sandusky, 41, faces up to eight years in state prison after admitting on Friday to various charges related to text conversations with two sisters after his father was sentenced to prison.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

The Apple Does Not Fall Far From The Nude Children

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy

drat, good on that girl.

quote:

He tried to convince the second girl to comply by saying he studied medicine, according to the affidavit, which was previously described by The Washington Post.

When that didn’t work, according to Penn Live’s description of court records, Sandusky tried to apologize and asked the girl to delete her texts.

But it was too late.

“You did what you did and I’m not going to give you a chance to try to justify it,” the girl wrote back, according to the affidavit, and compared the younger Sandusky to a rapist.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

What a nice family.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
IIRC, Konami's extra hosed because liberalised gambling laws may mean Japanese gamblers can drop the pachinko charade and just go play slots and cards like normal people?

Though knowing the spite levels of Japanese companies, they'll keep all their IP and the Fox Engine in the vault while remaining as an insurance company or something.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
They don't make only pachinko machines. Here in the States, they have a huge booth at the Indian Gaming Convention every year. They could run a profitable casino if they really wanted to.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://twitter.com/thesquashSH/status/910512164938665984

https://twitter.com/Equifax/status/910265181976104960

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Equifax made it so to check if your details had been compromised you had to sign-up with your SSN and details to find out but if you did that you voided all rights to a class action lawsuit against them lol.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

EmmyOk posted:

Equifax made it so to check if your details had been compromised you had to sign-up with your SSN and details to find out but if you did that you voided all rights to a class action lawsuit against them lol.

See, this is the kind of next level corporate thinking that we need in the White House! Equifax for President in '20!

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
https://twitter.com/Walldo/status/910330081784090624

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
You know, I never really got the expression "beady little eyes" until now.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Could it be that trump is terrible at his job? Nah, must be witchcraft

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
Federal regulation against people running around casting spells on people. I'm sure that will sink in any moment now. Right? That is an amazing clip.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
First they came for the wizards, and I spoke up because of my limited edition D&D 3.5e gameset and cosplay outfits.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Your honor the accused was attempting to Power Word: Kill the President.

Objection my client isn't even capable of 9th level spells!

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Saint Freak posted:

Your honor the accused was attempting to Power Word: Kill the President.

Objection my client isn't even capable of 9th level spells!

airing this Summer on USA

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

greazeball posted:

EROTIC VIOLENCE (use workplace discretion):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MekevQpgNmk

Jim Sterling on the latest Konami - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uphcEJW-MDA

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Didn't that dude get sued by a shady rear end game company?

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Randaconda posted:

Didn't that dude get sued by a shady rear end game company?

Yep. And he won, too. Digital Homicide went broke from the lawsuit and Valve pulling all their games from Steam.

Edit for clarity: Valve pulled the games because of the lawsuit. They subpoenaed Valve for the names of 100 users who left negative reviews on the grounds of defamation.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Velocity Raptor posted:

Yep. And he won, too. Digital Homicide went broke from the lawsuit and Valve pulling all their games from Steam.

Edit for clarity: Valve pulled the games because of the lawsuit. They subpoenaed Valve for the names of 100 users who left negative reviews on the grounds of defamation.

All he really said was that their games were pants, and, from some independent streamer watching, a blind deaf-mute could tell they were pants.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Saint Freak posted:

Your honor the accused was attempting to Power Word: Kill the President.

Objection my client isn't even capable of 9th level spells!

You're being charged with one count of attempted murder. Prosecution?

"The defendant was heard saying 'imma quivering palm that bitch right in his helmet. I rest my case".

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Samizdata posted:

All he really said was that their games were pants, and, from some independent streamer watching, a blind deaf-mute could tell they were pants.
What does it mean for a game to be pants?

verymoldy
May 23, 2004

If a game is pants, it certainly ain't mustard.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

it means it's garbage, like the smell of unwashed pants(underwear to Americans).

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Gotcha.

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

See, this is the kind of next level corporate thinking that we need in the White House! Equifax for President in '20!

It gets better! They offer 1 year of free credit monitoring for those affected (read: EVERYONE). The catch? After 1 year it auto renews and you get charged for it.

They actually walked this back along with the previously-mentioned agreement to arbitration if you used the website to check if you were affected (don't bother checking, YOU ARE AFFECTED) but not until withering public scrutiny forced them into it.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Samizdata posted:

All he really said was that their games were pants, and, from some independent streamer watching, a blind deaf-mute could tell they were pants.

Not only bad, but didn't they end up having a lot of stolen assets in them as well?

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Mikl posted:

Best possible timeline: Konami gets hits hard financially, has to sell some IPs to save itself, Kojima buys the Metal Gear rights and proceeds to make games.

Nintendo should buy the Konami IPs and hire Kojima to make Silent Hills. Nintendo is pretty drat good at reigning in director overreach.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Saint Freak posted:

Not only bad, but didn't they end up having a lot of stolen assets in them as well?

I believe it was just a poo poo ton of free unity assets.

There WAS a ton of what i assume was copyrighted music in them

Ratzap
Jun 9, 2012

Let no pie go wasted
Soiled Meat

U-DO Burger posted:

Nintendo should buy the Konami IPs and hire Kojima to make Silent Hills. Nintendo is pretty drat good at reigning in director overreach.

So the schadenfreude here is the tears of grown (mostly) men wailing and gnashing their teeth because big bad company is squeezing every last penny from their rose tinted memories? That fat bloke in the video sure was unhappy, he probably should get out more often.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/nNHb7a4.mp4

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/910580816333410304

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Ratzap posted:

So the schadenfreude here is the tears of grown (mostly) men wailing and gnashing their teeth because big bad company is squeezing every last penny from their rose tinted memories? That fat bloke in the video sure was unhappy, he probably should get out more often.

A company is blacklisting, bullying, and threatening legal action against former employees and ruining their lives.

SA User Ratzap: ACK CHU AH LEE you're a child if you care

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Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Not sure what I'm schaden on here, but good form on that tackle. Way to keep his head up and wrap up.

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