woke #brands: i am a slytherin AND a white person so i can say this with absolute ce

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Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Nanomashoes posted:

none of them are fat or screaming curse words and they are positive. at least one of them should be screaming, "fuckhead".

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Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

Is there a headphone with little cat ears on it, or is this just racist against Asians?

# ? Sep 21, 2017 02:38

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Is there a headphone with little cat ears on it, or is this just racist against Asians?

I want you to go to check out this website, it's ww DOT twitch DOT com just check it out.

https://www.twitch.com

then tell me what you think about cat ears on head phones.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 02:43

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

I want you to go to check out this website, it's ww DOT twitch DOT com just check it out.

https://www.twitch.com

then tell me what you think about cat ears on head phones.

No thanks.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 02:46

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nanomashoes posted:

that's not how videogames work, there's like 15 million icons on screen at any one time to make sure you're not lost

# ? Sep 21, 2017 02:47

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Is there a headphone with little cat ears on it, or is this just racist against Asians?

yes

# ? Sep 21, 2017 02:51

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Nanomashoes posted:

this is the most ethnically diverse esports team in all existence

# ? Sep 21, 2017 02:53

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Nanomashoes posted:

not pictured: their Colombian friend, who got killed by Coca-cola-paid hit squad

# ? Sep 21, 2017 03:18

Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012

the bitcoin of weed posted:

this is the most ethnically diverse esports team in all existence

for an esports team the blonde guy doesn't know what the objective looks like so they're really godawful.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 03:18

mbt: Aug 13, 2012

its fake because no one drinks coke life

# ? Sep 21, 2017 03:37

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Lumpy the Cook posted:

not pictured: their Colombian friend, who got killed by Coca-cola-paid hit squad

Also not pictured: The Russian Oil Baron in exile who has hired a excavator to tear up the internet land lines at the Pepsico� Teams location

# ? Sep 21, 2017 03:38

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Nanomashoes posted:

what the gently caress lmao

# ? Sep 21, 2017 03:54

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

Nanomashoes posted:

lol

i wonder if coke will sponsor my terror cell

# ? Sep 21, 2017 04:24

Jabronie: Jun 4, 2011; In an investigation, details matter.

Nanomashoes posted:

terrorist win

# ? Sep 21, 2017 04:33

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Nanomashoes posted:

first they ended coke zero and now they made this

# ? Sep 21, 2017 06:02

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

get that OUT of my face posted:

first they ended coke zero and now they made this

The new and cold coke zeros are both sweetened with aspartame so what's it matter

# ? Sep 21, 2017 06:06

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

I've never seen a coca-cola life, and wikipedia tells me it was introduced in 2013.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 06:11

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

The new Coke Zero tastes fine.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 07:04

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

ScrubLeague posted:

The new Coke Zero tastes fine.

wow. mods?????????????????

# ? Sep 21, 2017 07:24

Mermaid Autopsy: Jun 9, 2001

Nanomashoes posted:

why are you posting my feeder gamer fetish webcomic

# ? Sep 21, 2017 07:51

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I've never seen a coca-cola life, and wikipedia tells me it was introduced in 2013.

Pretty sure it was discontinued soon after so I don't understand why it's advertised here.

I remember Coke Life being one of those things everyone tried once, (I work at a grocery store that sold it) and it was rare for any of the regulars to buy it again. I think 90% of sales where spurred by that fact that it had a green can, rather than any supposed health benefit because lmao no one's gonna be tricked into thinking loving Coca-Cola is healthy.

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steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

gently caress u Coke

# ? Sep 21, 2017 09:36

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Is there a headphone with little cat ears on it, or is this just racist against Asians?

ive been in asia for a year and i can confirm that yes they put ears on every piece of electronics possible. my favorite are the phone covers that make your phone 4x the size

# ? Sep 21, 2017 09:45

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Dreddout posted:

Pretty sure it was discontinued soon after so I don't understand why it's advertised here.

it's still for sale in Canada at least

# ? Sep 21, 2017 10:51

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

Dreddout posted:

Pretty sure it was discontinued soon after so I don't understand why it's advertised here.

I remember Coke Life being one of those things everyone tried once, (I work at a grocery store that sold it) and it was rare for any of the regulars to buy it again. I think 90% of sales where spurred by that fact that it had a green can, rather than any supposed health benefit because lmao no one's gonna be tricked into thinking loving Coca-Cola is healthy.

The supposed health benefit was that they sweetened it with Stevia.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 10:56

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Dreddout posted:

Pretty sure it was discontinued soon after so I don't understand why it's advertised here.

I remember Coke Life being one of those things everyone tried once, (I work at a grocery store that sold it) and it was rare for any of the regulars to buy it again. I think 90% of sales where spurred by that fact that it had a green can, rather than any supposed health benefit because lmao no one's gonna be tricked into thinking loving Coca-Cola is healthy.

it's still around in Southwestern Ontario. the 'health benefit' is that it has less sugar and therefore only has 100 calories per bottle. it's not really worth it because the taste occupies an awkward middle ground between the hollow-tasting sweetness coke zero and the sugary sweetness of a real coke; you're better off either getting the zero calorie s of coke zero or giving into fatness and drinking an actual coke

# ? Sep 21, 2017 12:45

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

safely sodomized posted:

ive been in asia for a year and i can confirm that yes they put ears on every piece of electronics possible. my favorite are the phone covers that make your phone 4x the size

I'm the gold phone nutz

# ? Sep 21, 2017 13:15

Chillgamesh: Jul 29, 2014

Nanomashoes posted:

im going to be pointlessly pedantic here: what are they all looking at. they're all in different rooms. PAY ATTENTION TO THE GAME IDIOTS

# ? Sep 21, 2017 13:29

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Heaven Spacey posted:

im going to be pointlessly pedantic here: what are they all looking at. they're all in different rooms. PAY ATTENTION TO THE GAME IDIOTS

good audio spatialization is powerful!

or, secondary monitors with discord and OBS

# ? Sep 21, 2017 16:17

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Heaven Spacey posted:

im going to be pointlessly pedantic here: what are they all looking at. they're all in different rooms. PAY ATTENTION TO THE GAME IDIOTS

Maximum inclusiveness: they're all blind

# ? Sep 21, 2017 18:59

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The supposed health benefit was that they sweetened it with Stevia.

Yeah I know that, my point was stevia coke is still coke. Soft drinks are not and never will be the healthy choice, and that's okay.

# ? Sep 21, 2017 18:59

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Heaven Spacey posted:

im going to be pointlessly pedantic here: what are they all looking at. they're all in different rooms. PAY ATTENTION TO THE GAME IDIOTS

I'm more mad at the cat ear woman not even touching her loving mouse or keyboard.

Esports are serious business Carly, we're paying you to be here, at least try JFC!

# ? Sep 21, 2017 19:01

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Egg Moron has issued a correction as of 19:41 on Sep 21, 2017

# ? Sep 21, 2017 19:31

Johnny Five-Jaces: Jan 21, 2009

Dreddout posted:

Also not pictured: The Russian Oil Baron in exile who has hired a excavator to tear up the internet land lines at the Pepsico� Teams location

i thought they cut power to the guy's house

e: also i believe the canon is that he was an aluminum baron

# ? Sep 21, 2017 19:49

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Sep 21, 2017 19:51

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

i thought they cut power to the guy's house

e: also i believe the canon is that he was an aluminum baron

wasnt he a minor player in some trump scandal

# ? Sep 21, 2017 20:05

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

StashAugustine posted:

wasnt he a minor player in some trump scandal

Worse, a major playor in a goonfleet scandal

# ? Sep 21, 2017 20:12

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Sep 21, 2017 20:13

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Taintrunner posted:

where are the callouts to harry potter and dr who and star wars and firefly

# ? Sep 21, 2017 20:16

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StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Taintrunner posted:

# ? Sep 21, 2017 20:27

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