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nah
Mar 16, 2009

every rear end in a top hat on there is a foodie mom with a DSLR and they spam the site with their lovely recipes and malware filled blogs and they all have a pop-up asking to join their newsletter when you go to their blog and i hate them all

also: what's everyone's favorite recipe for chicken thighs

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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/perfect-pan-roasted-chicken-thighs

very simple, always comes out perfect

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Chicken thighs are perfect for making Indian curries.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Pinterest is the foodie version of Cosmo Sex Tips.

"Is your casserole lacking pizzazz? Stick a sprig of parsley in it's urethra!"

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



chicken thighs (besides oysters and some gizzards I suppose) are the best part of the chicken and super easy to cook with and usually cheaper than lovely breast.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I follow the directions on the back of the package of Totino's party pizzas.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

satanic splash-back posted:

I follow the directions on the back of the package of Totino's party pizzas.

Using the oven is far superior to microwaving them, however.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


OP, you should try turning on your monitor

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
I've got a great recipe that will blow your balls off.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Seems like those are easy recipes to replicate.

1 - get dog
2 - feed dog
3 - wait

I guess we can get rid of pinterest now.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Rad-daddio posted:

Pinterest is the foodie version of Cosmo Sex Tips.

"Is your casserole lacking pizzazz? Stick a sprig of parsley in it's urethra!"
lmao

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

I just cover chicken thighs in pride of szeged chicken rub and grill em, get the big bag of boneless ones from Costco because I am a garbage human. That rub is the best tho and totally enables my kitchen laziness because it tastes so drat good

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Bob James posted:

I've got a great recipe that will blow your balls off.



Wow! I'll have to try this!

*is trying desperately to fit in*

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it takes talent to gently caress up roasted chicken thighs.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Rad-daddio posted:

Pinterest is the foodie version of Cosmo Sex Tips.

"Is your casserole lacking pizzazz? Stick a sprig of parsley in it's urethra!"

lol

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
[10 giant paragraphs of backstory describing the significance of this recipe and every single occasion you've made it for]

[20 page-sized professionally staged food photos, some of which are clearly of other recipes]

[5 more paragraphs breathlessly describing the food]

Ingredients:

2 lbs chicken
salt and pepper to taste

Cooking instructions:

Preheat oven to 250 degrees. Cook chicken for 15 minutes or until done.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Pinterest is just a garbage site with people just sharing their own garbage to boost their lovely blogs.

Not sure why women like Pinterest so much.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Straight White Shark posted:

[10 giant paragraphs of backstory describing the significance of this recipe and every single occasion you've made it for]

[20 page-sized professionally staged food photos, some of which are clearly of other recipes]

[5 more paragraphs breathlessly describing the food]

Ingredients:

2 lbs chicken
salt and pepper to taste

Cooking instructions:

Preheat oven to 250 degrees. Cook chicken for 15 minutes or until done.

lol this is my life

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
Shiitake is a type of mushroom, it does not literally mean "poo poo take".

Hope this knowledge improves you're cooking.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I logged in to Pinterest once so I could read some directions and wow do I get little pop up notifications like ? 4 times a day. I ignore them, don't care, but the suggestions are hilarious--

We found some pins you might like:
*Norman Reedus in panties*
*Homemade Organic Gluten Free Tampons*
*101 Uses for Losing Scratch Tickets*

Shats Basoon
Jun 13, 2013

Straight White Shark posted:

[10 giant paragraphs of backstory describing the significance of this recipe and every single occasion you've made it for]

[20 page-sized professionally staged food photos, some of which are clearly of other recipes]

[5 more paragraphs breathlessly describing the food]

Ingredients:

2 lbs chicken
salt and pepper to taste

Cooking instructions:

Preheat oven to 250 degrees. Cook chicken for 15 minutes or until done.

Not bad, solid I don't know why this recipe is getting 5 stars though. I thought it was kinda bland and forgettable! I had to change a few things though, I preheated the oven to 475 degrees and used chili powder because I didn't have any pepper.

3 stars for me, hope others find it better!

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
No bake Oreo peanut butter double butter poo poo balls

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Pinterest is just a garbage site with people just sharing their own garbage to boost their lovely blogs.

Not sure why women like Pinterest so much.

getting into similar territory: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3834509

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Shats Basoon posted:

Not bad, solid I don't know why this recipe is getting 5 stars though. I thought it was kinda bland and forgettable! I had to change a few things though, I preheated the oven to 475 degrees and used chili powder because I didn't have any pepper.

3 stars for me, hope others find it better!

*****

This recipe was a life saver for us!!! I made a few substitutions though, I found the chicken thighs to be a little bit fatty for my tastes so I substituted a Stouffer's frozen lasagna for the chicken and followed the instructions on the package. A+, would make this chicken again!

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Straight White Shark posted:

[10 giant paragraphs of backstory describing the significance of this recipe and every single occasion you've made it for]

[20 page-sized professionally staged food photos, some of which are clearly of other recipes]

[5 more paragraphs breathlessly describing the food]

Ingredients:

2 lbs chicken
salt and pepper to taste

Cooking instructions:

Preheat oven to 250 degrees. Cook chicken for 15 minutes or until done.

OMG! My hubby thanks you for this!!!

Vakal
May 11, 2008

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

OMG! My hubby thanks you for this!!!

Normally my son Brynden is such a fussy eater but he just gobbled these down! So nummers!!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
why are boneless chicken breasts with skin so hard to find

it's all skinless bullshit

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Mozi posted:

why are boneless chicken breasts with skin so hard to find

it's all skinless bullshit

Lol go to a butcher's, nerd.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Mozi posted:

why are boneless chicken breasts with skin so hard to find

it's all skinless bullshit
Cause chicken breasts are marketed as a health/diet food so boneless skinless ones are standard.

If your gonna go for skin might as well eat the actual tasty part of the chicken and snag some thighs.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Straight White Shark posted:

[10 giant paragraphs of backstory describing the significance of this recipe and every single occasion you've made it for]

[20 page-sized professionally staged food photos, some of which are clearly of other recipes]

[5 more paragraphs breathlessly describing the food]

Ingredients:

2 lbs chicken
salt and pepper to taste

Cooking instructions:

Preheat oven to 250 degrees. Cook chicken for 15 minutes or until done.

lmbo this 100x

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Mozi posted:

why are boneless chicken breasts with skin so hard to find

it's all skinless bullshit

lol if you don't buy whole chickens and break them down and use the bones to make stock


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_EztXjmtPY

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

satanic splash-back posted:

I follow the directions on the back of the package of Totino's party pizzas.

satanic splash-back posted:

Using the oven is far superior to microwaving them, however.



but you lose like 15% of the sadness that way and if you're eating a TPP you have to maximise your sadness intake.

Gungan Sex Toys
Jun 21, 2017

FactsAreUseless posted:

Chicken thighs are perfect for making Indian curries.

fauck yeah

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Mordja posted:

Lol go to a butcher's, nerd.

i go to shaw's and buy the discount meats on the cheap

nothing tastes better than savings

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I just bought a crockpot. Anyone got a good crockpot recipe?

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

FogHelmut posted:

lol if you don't buy whole chickens and break them down and use the bones to make stock


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_EztXjmtPY

Why even break them down just roast it, eat whatever you want, shred the rest for sandwiches or whatever, then make some primo stock from the carcass.

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug

FactsAreUseless posted:

Chicken thighs are perfect for making Indian curries.

only use chicken bobs for curries

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

my dog died im sad posted:

I just bought a crockpot. Anyone got a good crockpot recipe?

One of my favorites I got from forums user Big Nipples Big Life:

"A really easy and lazy one I like is buy a chuck roast and a jar pepperoncinis, put the chuck roast in the crock pot, pour the whole pepper jar in the pot. Set it on low for 8 hours, shred it and make sandwiches or serve it on rice."

the easiest and cheapest thing ever and it is super delicious

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

FactsAreUseless posted:

Chicken thighs are perfect for making Indian curries.

vastly preferable to white meat in anything you simmer for a while, really. It's real, real hard to overcook a chicken thigh.

i like dark meat for teriyaki chicken, too. i feel like breast meat is too bland for such a strong sauce.

My recipe:

2 parts sake
1 part mirin
1 part soy sauce (more if you want it salty)
honey to taste

cut thighs into small pieces, soak in teriyaki sauce for at least an hour, cook until delicious

Mirthless fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Sep 21, 2017

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T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

every rear end in a top hat on there is a foodie mom with a DSLR and they spam the site with their lovely recipes and malware filled blogs and they all have a pop-up asking to join their newsletter when you go to their blog and i hate them all

also: what's everyone's favorite recipe for chicken thighs

"and then you add a packet of onion soup mix" *record scratch*

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