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blue footed boobie posted:Peak Autism: We Are Number One But It's We Are Number 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 8 6 6 0 8 9 8 6 6 0 0 6 9 0 0 9 8 6 1 1 1 1 1 1 6 6 0 8 0 6 6 8 0 9 0 8 9 8 6 9 0 6 6 1 1 1 1 1 1 9 8 9 6 8 8 8 8 8 8 0 0 8 0 6 9 6 6 8 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 9 6 6 6 8 8 9 8 0 6 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 6 9 9 6 9 9 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 6 0 8 6 1 8 6 1 8 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 6 6 6 9 6 9 9 6 8 6 8 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 6 6 0 9 1 1 1 6 8 6 8 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 9
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blue footed boobie posted:Peak Autism: lol incredible
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straight up brolic posted:I saved a great limited release beer for the game and now I finished it before kickoff Thats my poo poo, Did he mention the type of beer
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How loving good was Bellerin?! Not sure if it's because he was up against Marcos Alonso who almost killed him last season or if he's finally woken up and realized he has Saiyan blood in him.
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R. Guyovich posted:How loving good was Bellerin?! Not sure if it's because he was up against Marcos Alonso who almost killed him last season or if he's finally woken up and realized he has Saiyan blood in him. lmao
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blue footed boobie posted:Peak Autism: lol
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I think I found something worse than Billy Haisley's football writing: Billy Haisley's film criticism.I'm not seeing Mother! anyway because it looks like poo poo posted:An extremely allegorical movie, told from the perspective of the selfless lover, with a literal house symbolizing the metaphorical house, where the creative work birthed in that house is represented both by a book of poetry and a literal baby, and this work inspires a literal cult, and this cult literally kills the baby and chops it up into little pieces and passes the pieces around for the cult members to eat as communion, after which the selfless lover literally sets fire to the home while everyone is inside so that she can end it once and for all, only for the unscathed artist to admit to his insatiable drive to create and to use those he loves for his own ends, and then to literally reach into her burned and blackened body and pull out the symbol of her love—her heart—thereby killing her so he can start all over again?
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Troy Queef posted:I think I found something worse than Billy Haisley's football writing: Billy Haisley's film criticism. That doesn't seem like it should be possible.
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this is good https://vimeo.com/233912040
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Was gonna say wrong thread but noticed the samsung emoji
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Crazy Ted posted:I've said it before, but when Gizmodo has Billy Haisley write about things other than football, it's somehow worse than when he writes his multi-thousand-word screeds about La Liga or whatever else about the spot he likes to pretend he knows everything about. i'd comment on how bad his writing is but after the Super Bowl I mocked them, in doing so making reference to a Boston-focused sports site with a popular catchphrase that appears on flags and other merchandise, and they shadow banned me
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Troy Queef posted:I think I found something worse than Billy Haisley's football writing: Billy Haisley's film criticism. Fucks sake, summing up anything with a 150+ word sentence.
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I made it 5 seconds. This is weapons-grade right thread: https://twitter.com/spurs_us/status/910159025169473536
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TheBigAristotle posted:I made it 5 seconds. This is weapons-grade right thread: loving hell.
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TheBigAristotle posted:I made it 5 seconds. This is weapons-grade right thread: Weaponized Cum posted:this is good
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TheBigAristotle posted:I made it 5 seconds. This is weapons-grade right thread: This made my skin crawl
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Ah sorry, dude, I gloss over links sometimes.
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Gigi Galli posted:Sick broken link mods the part in the locker room with the kid was shocking
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TheBigAristotle posted:I made it 5 seconds. This is weapons-grade right thread: What the gently caress
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Bloody Hell, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain Had Himself A Bit Of A 'Mare, Innit? I am not from Britain, nor have I ever visited, nor do I have any particular affinity for tea or meat pies or passive-aggressiveness. I do, however, watch a lot of soccer, and have recently learned how to correctly pronounce the word “twat,” so I feel comfortable watching this superbly narrated lowlight reel of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain’s woeful performance yesterday and saying in a terrible-but-almost-halfway-believable English accent, “Oy, this bloke really cocked-up his appearance in the footie match, the bloody bell-end!”
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Liverpudlian Rhapsody Is this in Anfield, or is this a fantasy Caught watching Mane, linking with Mo Salah Open your eyes, look up to the Kop and see I'm just a red man, wont need no sympathy, because I'm easy come, easy go, pass to Mo, bangs it in Any way the wood burns doesn't really matter to me, to me [Verse 1] Salah, just skinned your man Put the ball into the net, pulled the trigger, we’re ahead Salah, the game had just begun But now Klavan has gave the game aaawwwwaaaaaay Klavan, oooh, didn't mean to make us cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters [Verse 2] Sturridge, his hamstring's done. Sends shivers down his thigh, he's benchwarming all the time Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth MOREENNNOOOOOOO, ooooOOOOHHHH! Wish you’d loving try, Please just get your tackles right this time, [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] I see a little goal scorer of a man FIRMINO, FIRMINO, will you score us a hattrick? Emre can and matip, very very frightening me (Clyne Moreno.) Clyne Moreno. (Clyne Moreno.) Clyne Moreno. Clyne Moreno Firmino Coutinhooo I'm just a poor Roy, nobody loves me He's just a poor Roy, hooting from a tree Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Coutinho! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!) Coutinho! We will not let you go (Let him go!) Coutinho! We will not let you go (Let me go.) Will not let you go (Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah No, no, no, no, no, no, no (Oh mamma mia, mamma mia) Mamma mia, Chamboooo Jurgen Klopp signed Joel Matip at the back for free, for free, for free! [Verse 4] So you think you can join me in a years time? So you think you can love us and leave us to die? Oh, Naby, can't do this to me, Naby! Just gotta get Tom, just gotta get Thomas Lemar! [Guitar Solo] [Outro] Nothing really matters, anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to Bobby Any way the Wood Burns
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Holy poo poo. Close the thread now. That won't be topped.
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vyelkin posted:How does this thread keep topping itself It embodies the spirit of Robert Enke.
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Guess the writer: In the years after the fall of the Berlin Wall a phenomenon bubbled up in Eastern Europe called “ostalgie”, or nostalgia for the old east. Seized with ostalgie, citizens of the new world found themselves tiring of the glories of capitalism, with its treacly soft drinks, unfettered access to soft-rock music and a natureless ecstasy of identical consumer products; and yearning instead for the old certainties of communism, the gulag and mass-produced cardboard trousers. As recently as last year a majority of Romanians said they missed the murderous despot Nicolae Ceausescu. Presumably, again, because you knew where you stood and the statues were nice. It goes to show you can miss anything if you really want to. With exceptions of course. For example there are to date no documented examples of what social scientists might call “Moyestalgia”, which is defined as nostalgia for the events and personnel of David Moyes’s time in charge of Manchester United over 10 grippingly doomed months between July 2013 and April 2014.
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