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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Halt GMO chat. Post people eating mayo in public. Thanks.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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cash crab posted:

Halt GMO chat. Post people eating mayo in public. Thanks.

How about a mayo and bologna cake?

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

How about a mayo and bologna cake?



Welp, I don't need lunch anymore. :stonklol:

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





So I was at work today and a co-worker started telling me that she got a rad shirt for her son on his birthday. She then starts telling me what's on the shirt and motherfucker it's the Jesus sitting with the superheroes shirt. She said it sends a, "strong message".

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Intoluene posted:

Welp, I don't need lunch anymore. :stonklol:

I'm pretty sure your body absorbs 500 calories just by looking at the photo.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The Door Frame posted:

Ruby Red grapefruits, the only grapefruit that people recognize

:lol: Americans god drat.

e: I guess this explains the "why the gently caress is American grapefruit soda always pink :confused:" mystery.

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Jerry Cotton posted:

:lol: Americans god drat.

e: I guess this explains the "why the gently caress is American grapefruit soda always pink :confused:" mystery.

It's not. Most of them are yellow.

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~

Jerry Cotton posted:

:lol: Americans god drat.

e: I guess this explains the "why the gently caress is American grapefruit soda always pink :confused:" mystery.

Fresca is green and it's the only grapefruit soda I'm familiar with. Maybe you're thinking of pink lemonade?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

salty fries make me cry posted:

Fresca is green and it's the only grapefruit soda I'm familiar with. Maybe you're thinking of pink lemonade?

Mock the Cross
Sep 4, 2009

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Why did you post a picture of a little cake?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Inzombiac posted:

It's not. Most of them are yellow.

salty fries make me cry posted:

Fresca is green and it's the only grapefruit soda I'm familiar with.

Even weirder.

Anyway my experience from American(-made) soft drinks comes from Ämeriikka-aisles/shelves in local supermarkets and the grape soda I've seen there has always been pink as opposed to the normal gray.

OBG:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

salty fries make me cry posted:

Fresca is green and it's the only grapefruit soda I'm familiar with. Maybe you're thinking of pink lemonade?

Um, Fresca is clear, like Sprite or 7up, it's just the bottle is green.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Even weirder.

Anyway my experience from American(-made) soft drinks comes from Ämeriikka-aisles/shelves in local supermarkets and the grape soda I've seen there has always been pink as opposed to the normal gray.

OBG:



Sauerkraut stock/broth?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Bitey Bunny posted:

:catstare:

It must be this guy's full time job, being awful enough to actually STAND OUT as one of the worst posters on TV Tropes.

I remember that guy from the TV Tropes thread. (This is probably all in the video but I can't watch it on a work computer.)

He would quite happily go from whinging that homosexuality offended him because it was against his religion (which he seemed to change depending on his mood anyway) to bragging about how much he loved to masturbate in a pair of poo poo-filled nappies.

He was banned from the TV Tropes forum and started moaning on some other forum about how it was the worst thing that had ever happened to him and how he might as well kill himself because he'd lost the only thing that gave his life meaning (which was TV Tropes, apparently).

I believe he was last glimpsed on some anime board complaining about how TV Tropes banned him because they're bigoted against paedophiles.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Screaming Idiot posted:

Why did you post a picture of a little cake?

Fantastic! Thank you.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

I just see some kind of pastry.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Picnic Princess posted:

It happened in the past before politicians demonized science.

tbf we also got lobotomies and death camps also came out of uncriticised science

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

tbf we also got lobotomies

WTF I didn't get one?! Unfair!

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Jerry Cotton posted:

WTF I didn't get one?! Unfair!

so entitled.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Jerry Cotton posted:

WTF I didn't get one?! Unfair!

Are you sure?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Jerry Cotton posted:

WTF I didn't get one?! Unfair!

They took those memories from you at the same time. Sorry. :smith:

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

That looks like a smörgåstårta which is bloody delicious.

Gerblyn
Apr 4, 2007

"TO BATTLE!"
Fun Shoe

Zipperelli. posted:

Sauerkraut stock/broth?

Saft = Juice, so I guess it's some kind of drink?

It's says it's fermented in Lactic Acid, with Sea Salt :raise:

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Gerblyn posted:

Saft = Juice, so I guess it's some kind of drink?

It's says it's fermented in Lactic Acid, with Sea Salt :raise:

Yeah I posted it as something gross because grapefruit isn't gross regardless of colour.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Mammal Sauce posted:

My brother's ex-FIL kept an enema bag in the shower and pumped carrot juice up his rear end every morning to ward off cancer. Somehow, he's still alive 10 years later but I can't convince myself it was the enema routine.

Were you not aware that the secret to eternal youth is the consumption of carrot juice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqEZlZrcCU

Mock the Cross
Sep 4, 2009

Foxhound posted:

That looks like a smörgåstårta which is bloody delicious.

It actually is smörgåstårta, I bet it looks super weird to non-Swedish people. Maybe not as bad as baloney cake though.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


greatest_image.png :colbert:

But where's Zorak and Brak?

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





i feel very powerful now, thank you.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Mock the Cross posted:

It actually is smörgåstårta, I bet it looks super weird to non-Swedish people. Maybe not as bad as baloney cake though.

It looks delicious to non-Swedish me!

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Zipperelli. posted:

Um, Fresca is clear, like Sprite or 7up, it's just the bottle is green.


Sauerkraut stock/broth?

Sauerkraut juice. They have it here in Latvia. According to my partner it's got some health benefits for stomachs or colds or something, but I've never tried it myself.

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012


Why not post the full uncut version (that was taken down for disgusting content, but people often reupload):

:nws: :nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdkvadv8DJQ:nws: :nms:

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Weldon Pemberton posted:

Why not post the full uncut version (that was taken down for disgusting content, but people often reupload):

:nws: :nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdkvadv8DJQ:nws: :nms:

Put this guy in a cannon and shoot him at a wall point blank

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"I am not the son of Stephen King."

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Randaconda posted:

"I am not the son of Stephen King."


Gerry Adams: The Emo Years.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Wasn't Stephen King coked out of his mind when he wrote Carrie? Or was that another novel I was thinking of? In any case, that's exactly what I'd imagine a coked out horror writer to look like.

GoingPostal
Jun 1, 2015


I love Derek Smart
U love Derek Smart
If we didn't love Derek Smart, we'd be lame
Someone on here said it was Cujo, but for years I thought it was Tommyknockers, given how disjointed it seems at times.

Seventh Arrow
Jan 26, 2005

Yeah, I recall hearing that Cujo was the one where he doesn't remember anything about writing it.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I thought it was all of them, since he has never written anything but schlock

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GoingPostal posted:

Someone on here said it was Cujo, but for years I thought it was Tommyknockers, given how disjointed it seems at times.

Tommyknockers.

In an interview not too long ago, he said (paraphrasing) "There's a good 350 page book in there, but not at 700 pages."

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