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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

lewisandquark's nn is doing very badly at Harry Potter spells:

quote:

Spell to pug
Spell to Rum
Spell to hum
Spelly
Spell spell
Spell-Spell Spell
Anti-Spell spell
Curse of spell
Spell to cure Spell
Spell Reversal spell
Charm to Cure Curse of Charm
Hex Charm
Hex
Hex Hex
Hex Hax Hex

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/165583491462/harry-potter-spells-generated-by-neural-network

# ? Sep 22, 2017 07:45

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# ? May 16, 2024 21:21

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Someone made descriptions for the D&D spells that the neural network created.

quote:

Conjure Mare
R: 5' T: point D: [dice] rounds
You summon a glowing celestial mare. This would be really cool if the mare wasn't confused and extremely temporary. It vanishes with a puff of glitter when the spell ends. It will bite you if you try to ride it and it won't obey your commands.

quote:

Primal Rear
R: touch T: self (own buttocks) D: [sum] hours, if [sum] > 12, permanent.
Your rear and hips reform in ancient proportions of fertility. These might not meet the local standards of beauty, but it does make sitting down very comfortable. You could also use this spell to escape constricting trousers or a snake that is trying to eat you.

Collateral Damage fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Sep 23, 2017

# ? Sep 22, 2017 09:27

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

meatpotato posted:

native american super computing revitalization act

sounds like the title of a decent cyberpunk novella

# ? Sep 22, 2017 09:54

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Synthbuttrange posted:

lewisandquark's nn is doing very badly at Harry Potter spells:

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/165583491462/harry-potter-spells-generated-by-neural-network

I can't imagine that the Harry Potter books have enough spells named in them to form a decent corpus

# ? Sep 22, 2017 16:56

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Sagebrush posted:

I can't imagine that the Harry Potter books have enough spells named in them to form a decent levicorpus

# ? Sep 22, 2017 17:34

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Tough choices today.

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/911304442204565505

:eyepop:

# ? Sep 22, 2017 20:35

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

last tango in parser

# ? Sep 22, 2017 22:15

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

axolotl farmer posted:

sounds like the title of a decent cyberpunk novella

scalzi's "lock in" has native american computers as a plot element

its alright, but not fantastic

# ? Sep 23, 2017 01:49

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

hi i heard you guys like dumb bots

i'm building an application that generates country music songs and well here's where we are

quote:

straw senator up I had to get back in all my fire goes I'm a snuff pair cone I had shook a favorite greatest 1951 line
Well hell wild at your school and like a
Mason club Chug-a-lug, DUIs, Yeah! You was two
Well I don�t just got a brand new sip"
Fightin' of your scale of incarcerated twelve
Feeling the pierside. and right Feeling the good side
Don't some pair of raising hell
When I had one comes on this leaves girl lookin' so night and here
Cause I've got movie ten's, you mind I've know along they want to ourselves to put just a girl or drink here anywhere
It's lay we'd look had to sit to me" I bourbon, one eye
She let their fella', the way, I think
There's me, they'll bourbon, a sympathizer here
Looking up since what tomorrow It was town so we'll had it: today, one woman look like a girl
Why ain't my legs Maybe we giving yuppies, there's a court
Hank He don't think early on my wall
Redneck Mother Kool-Aid Leave you a brew pair and
Tailgate dancin' of I'll party they'll here's out out that Five Say, women so finaglin'

adding just a bit of structure to the output and

quote:

[Verse]
flashin' money finally didn't be that to waste want you go
upon one to love the drink yet I've been stoned Lord,
Animate, disposal Hey, my Earl says "Ya 34 to talk Meet
Chug, mite good But I'm all my car along down that's
Hemmingway talk nobody I'm push good A seat Mommy wine A

[Chorus]
border Go of you, finally thing for the honky lot alone Rock me two hours in
crappy life�s the cross and a town say How all him First cause he could think
Mexico. often world give me the mainsail In a buddies in the next ride and a
barefooted the saved that of my shaft Dressed what The nurse comes All it decide and

[Verse]
envy that last throat And then next beer Oh I'm a
buckle of my bar far Holding all over our little side
unkind boys Northern think on up falling coffee obstacle sabe! So
neighbors me Until worked have just use you mama in 'em
Flower This ride some secret all my sun fades away Get

[Chorus]
border Go of you, finally thing for the honky lot alone Rock me two hours in
crappy life�s the cross and a town say How all him First cause he could think
Mexico. often world give me the mainsail In a buddies in the next ride and a
barefooted the saved that of my shaft Dressed what The nurse comes All it decide and

[Verse]
pray you'll meet the best a little way that's there's a
are, inflicting is like the only girls have something eighty-eight hauling
High shiny barmaid man paycheck white, ties to climb some one
Ohhh, Drifting for the sky that old sand, man hundred evaded
heartaches lost people get friends in love All the reasons Sing

Ghost of Reagan Past fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Sep 24, 2017

# ? Sep 24, 2017 00:41

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

quote:

border Go of you

# ? Sep 24, 2017 01:26

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/911304442204565505

:thunk:

# ? Sep 24, 2017 01:35

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

I'm the here anywhere.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 01:53

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

hi i heard you guys like dumb bots

i'm building an application that generates country music songs and well here's where we are

adding just a bit of structure to the output and

congratulation on creating a Beck-bot

# ? Sep 24, 2017 12:43

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/howtodoesthing/status/914448364644765697

:prepop:

# ? Oct 1, 2017 13:48

my girlfriend is Legos: Apr 24, 2013

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/914566416438845447

# ? Oct 1, 2017 20:06

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/915430543768002560

the lewis and quark lady has discovered wyr_bot

# ? Oct 4, 2017 05:24

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

Johnny Truant posted:

Just lost all power to my entire block

# ? Oct 7, 2017 16:36

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Technischen fehler

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Oct 8, 2017

# ? Oct 8, 2017 08:20

my girlfriend is Legos: Apr 24, 2013

can't believe they markov generated a whole feature film

# ? Oct 8, 2017 08:28

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

lmao oops

# ? Oct 8, 2017 08:29

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Powaqoatse posted:

Technischen fehler

Techniker ist informiert.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 08:57

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

dank u wel :tipshat:

# ? Oct 8, 2017 09:19

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/916623339174584321

# ? Oct 8, 2017 23:27

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

WrenP-Complete posted:

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/916623339174584321

i would read this

# ? Oct 8, 2017 23:52

Pentaro: May 5, 2013

https://twitter.com/AlgoHorror/status/827770979929645057

# ? Oct 9, 2017 14:56

mod saas: May 4, 2004; Grimey Drawer

there's no machine learning but it's still funny tweets about computer

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/gitlost

Twitter that automatically posts git updates that contain swearing, it's p good

https://twitter.com/gitlost/status/917132589894336514

# ? Oct 9, 2017 22:50

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

fermun posted:

https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/915430543768002560

the lewis and quark lady has discovered wyr_bot

very cool; esp. since I had like one idea and she's had dozens

also, way too many pizza haters here:

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/916966635608649728

# ? Oct 10, 2017 01:54

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Crusader posted:

very cool; esp. since I had like one idea and she's had dozens

also, way too many pizza haters here:

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/916966635608649728

yeah seriously wtf

# ? Oct 10, 2017 03:22

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

WYR:

Never play video games
Pineapple on Pizza

# ? Oct 10, 2017 07:31

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/917872442084872192
https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/917963055996264449
https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/916740106853154818

# ? Oct 12, 2017 06:03

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

lewisandquark tries naming more ales

Fongelmorenda
Storm Fink
Silent Plow
Side Road #1
Speltranoux
Winter Blood
Star Dance
Dandarina
Britched Rye Saison
Bomble Saison
Side Creek Saison
A poo poo Farmhouse Ale
Red Suck Mas Saison
Dark Grave Saison
Farm Fight
Belgian Chard
Five Bool
Brown Hibiscus
Vintumbland
Farm Stone
Hunking Of Mist
Barrel Aged Clander
Friend Saison Fromp
Fleur De Celloquence
Forress Crogion�s Swill Saison

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/166075083502/trendy-beer-names-invented-by-neural-network

# ? Oct 13, 2017 00:31

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

I'm A poo poo Farmhouse Ale

# ? Oct 13, 2017 08:43

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Also, it exists and I had it a week or two ago. It was a smoked farmhouse ale from Iceland. They don't have many trees in Iceland so it was smoked with sheep poo poo lol

# ? Oct 13, 2017 08:44

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

Borb!

# ? Oct 13, 2017 09:28

Doom Mathematic: Sep 2, 2008

Synthbuttrange posted:

lewisandquark tries naming more ales

Fongelmorenda
Storm Fink
Silent Plow
Side Road #1
Speltranoux
Winter Blood
Star Dance
Dandarina
Britched Rye Saison
Bomble Saison
Side Creek Saison
A poo poo Farmhouse Ale
Red Suck Mas Saison
Dark Grave Saison
Farm Fight
Belgian Chard
Five Bool
Brown Hibiscus
Vintumbland
Farm Stone
Hunking Of Mist
Barrel Aged Clander
Friend Saison Fromp
Fleur De Celloquence
Forress Crogion�s Swill Saison

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/166075083502/trendy-beer-names-invented-by-neural-network

I suppose YOSPOS's brew of choice here would have to be Five Bool.

# ? Oct 13, 2017 10:40

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

I'm up for a Farm Fight.

# ? Oct 13, 2017 11:54

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

creatine posted:

Borb!

Yes?

# ? Oct 13, 2017 14:04

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Doom Mathematic posted:

I suppose YOSPOS's brew of choice here would have to be Five Bool.

true true true true true

# ? Oct 13, 2017 14:06

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Hail Saison

# ? Oct 13, 2017 14:22

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# ? May 16, 2024 21:21

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

creatine posted:

Borb!

post the borb

# ? Oct 13, 2017 17:42

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