NZpol: A Dick-Burning Dumpster Fire

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homeowner	39	22.41%
renter	69	39.66%
stupid peace of poo poo	66	37.93%
Total:	174 votes

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Sphyre: Jun 14, 2001

# ? Sep 23, 2017 08:43

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# ? May 25, 2024 19:50

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Maori party not winning any seats currently.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 08:47

Captain_Person: Apr 7, 2013; WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?

There was a spring Fairies and Pirates festival for the kids in Ellerslie two weekends ago and the National party were there giving out free balloons to all the kids. It was utterly disgusting.

Good thing I've got enough to drink tonight.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 08:50

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Clarke gayford can fry my fish any time

# ? Sep 23, 2017 08:50

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

some back of the envelope comparisons to 2014 for party vote (all with <20% counted obviously

Chch Central:
Lab +18.75%

Auckland Central:
Lab +18.03%

Wellington Central
Lab +13.32

Whanganui
Lab +14.45%

New Plymouth
Lab +13.2%

# ? Sep 23, 2017 08:52

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 08:57

The Rabbi T. White: Jul 17, 2008

Ahahaha holy poo poo Hone.... "It ain't over until Paula Bennett sings". He doesn't give a gently caress anymore.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:03

Lord of the Llamas: Jul 9, 2002; EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Hahaha I wish we had someone like Gareth Morgan in UK politics:

quote:

I�m incredibly disappointed because, you know, they�re screwing the younger generation, they�re screwing the people who are in poverty.

You bet they [NZ voters] are selfish � By far the biggest driver of the average voter�s decision was completely and utterly self-interest � I�m not very proud of a society that holds that in such high regard.

I�m ashamed of it.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:06

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Lord of the Llamas posted:

Hahaha I wish we had someone like Gareth Morgan in UK politics:

he's a libdem

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:10

redleader: Aug 18, 2005; Engage according to operational parameters

I'm fairly impressed by how close the results are to the polls.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:10

emminou: May 25, 2006

exmarx posted:

he's a libdem

he's a waste of space (but you already said that)

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:15

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

emminou posted:

he's a waste of space (but you already said that)

at least they're consistent lol

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:16

Varkk: Apr 17, 2004

Lol broadcasting from some girl's bedroom at a student party.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:18

Lord of the Llamas: Jul 9, 2002; EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

exmarx posted:

he's a libdem

I didn't say I'd vote for him. I just enjoyed his interview, especially compared to all the other crap I'm seeing on this coverage.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:28

The Rabbi T. White: Jul 17, 2008

I present to you the face of the Young Nats:

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:28

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

I'm way more angry than I thought I would be.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:33

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

always believe polls imo

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:35

ledge: Jun 10, 2003

Ratios and Tendency posted:

I'm way more angry than I thought I would be.

3 beers deep and it is helping with the pain.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:37

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

4% swing towards national in te atatū

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:38

The Rabbi T. White: Jul 17, 2008

Why is the BBQ dude in the smoke alarm ads blacked up?

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:41

Bushmaori: Mar 8, 2009

Ratios and Tendency posted:

I really don't understand my fellow kiwis at all.

Somebody throw a huge dildo at this ugly lying gently caress again please.

Here's something to help you:

The majority of people are dumb as gently caress, politically ignorant and easily manipulated, regardless of country.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:43

redleader: Aug 18, 2005; Engage according to operational parameters

i haven't been watching the coverage. has anyone said "kingmaker" yet?

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:44

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

There's no point running on poverty or fairness here. Do it once you get in but the punters dgaf.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:44

redleader: Aug 18, 2005; Engage according to operational parameters

Bushmaori posted:

Here's something to help you:

The majority of people are dumb as gently caress, politically ignorant and easily manipulated, regardless of country.

also us

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:44

Varkk: Apr 17, 2004

Are there any non poo poo countries not run by right wing poo poo heels?

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:49

Lord of the Llamas: Jul 9, 2002; EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Varkk posted:

Are there any non poo poo countries not run by right wing poo poo heels?

The Socialists are in power in Portugal but tbf I have no idea if they're poo poo or not. I like Lisbon though.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:56

ledge: Jun 10, 2003

redleader posted:

i haven't been watching the coverage. has anyone said "kingmaker" yet?

Guyon Espiner said it early on. Not heard it again yet.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:56

Tui: Oct 26, 2016

Varkk posted:

Are there any non poo poo countries not run by right wing poo poo heels?

The Canadian PM is very attractive, does that count?

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:56

Wandle Cax: Dec 15, 2006

Varkk posted:

Are there any non poo poo countries not run by right wing poo poo heels?

Maybe sweden or something

Bushmaori posted:

Here's something to help you:

The majority of people are dumb as gently caress, politically ignorant and easily manipulated, regardless of country.

also selfish and small minded

# ? Sep 23, 2017 09:58

Chalupa Joe: Mar 4, 2007

A shameful country.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 10:14

The Rabbi T. White: Jul 17, 2008

Chalupa Joe posted:

A shameful country.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 10:15

Hillary 2024: Nov 13, 2016; by vyelkin

National-greens for the win

# ? Sep 23, 2017 10:18

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

https://twitter.com/BenGIrwin/status/911518374760292352
policy genious

# ? Sep 23, 2017 10:18

Trompe le Monde: Nov 4, 2009

I think I'm watching a rerun of last election. Maybe I need to drink more.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 10:18

Lord of the Llamas: Jul 9, 2002; EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

loving hell all of these commentators are such centrist shitheels. Why don't the Greens go into coalition with National waaah waaah why don't they want power at any cost waaah.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 10:18

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

The Rabbi T. White posted:

Why is the BBQ dude in the smoke alarm ads blacked up?

I'm glad I'm not the only person wondering that.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 10:19

Robo Captain: Sep 28, 2013

Dammit Jacinda why'd you get my hopes up.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 10:19

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Lord of the Llamas posted:

loving hell all of these commentators are such centrist shitheels. Why don't the Greens go into coalition with National waaah waaah why don't they want power at any cost waaah.

None of them seem to remember that National explicitly said they would never work with the Greens.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 10:25

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

exmarx posted:

https://twitter.com/BenGIrwin/status/911518374760292352
policy genious

He said the thing.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 10:26

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# ? May 25, 2024 19:50

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

This was pretty much best case scenario in terms of charisma advantage for the left as well.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 10:29

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