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punchymcpunch

Robot Made of Meat posted:

This would be the best job in the universe, if only it paid money.

just get a job at the dogs vs people wrestling federation

# ? Sep 23, 2017 15:52

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# ? May 20, 2024 00:44

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

HEY EVERYONE!

THE CRAB IS BACK!!!11ONE!11

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# ? Sep 23, 2017 16:04

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Hey everyone i am new to byob

# ? Sep 23, 2017 16:59

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Putty posted:

Hey everyone i am new to byob

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# ? Sep 23, 2017 17:18

sb hermit

Putty posted:

Hey everyone i am new to byob

Hello and welcome, Putty!

# ? Sep 23, 2017 17:38

vanisher

Splatmaster posted:

HEY EVERYONE!

THE CRAB IS BACK!!!11ONE!11

lol

I won't flip out and demand it be sent into the abyss this time

# ? Sep 23, 2017 17:39

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

vanisher posted:

lol

I won't flip out and demand it be sent into the abyss this time

I jumped the gun. I was eager to goldmine my first ever post and yours was it!

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# ? Sep 23, 2017 17:43

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

cda posted:

I get it,. Like instead of the cake being in the shape of a dick, it's just a normal cake, made of dick.

lol

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# ? Sep 23, 2017 18:04

deep dish peat moss

Robot Made of Meat posted:

This would be the best job in the universe, if only it paid money.

I never really wanted to volunteer for things before but this is cool to do even if I'm not getting paid, it's better than what I would spend those 4 hours doing if I was sitting at home

# ? Sep 23, 2017 19:20

WindmillSlayer

im drinking two beers and i havent had alcohol in like three weeks!! crazy of me.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 01:26

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

im drinkin hooch with bae

makgeolli or bust

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 01:30

Zeroisanumber

I've given up drinking again because it was getting a little out of hand and I was getting tired of showing up to work hung over.

I like drinking, but I need to chill on that poo poo for a while.

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 01:34

WindmillSlayer

things i do while drunk:
Crawl home literally, half a mile i think. i dont remeber much.
find strangers to give me more booze (often successful, but leads to problem 1)
find out ive stolen and burned a blue lives matter flag in the morning (pretty ok)
get lost (not ok. ive mostly found my way home though;.)
Smoke a lot (cant do this now because im out of rolling papers.)

# ? Sep 24, 2017 01:37

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Zeroisanumber posted:

I've given up drinking again because it was getting a little out of hand and I was getting tired of showing up to work hung over.

I like drinking, but I need to chill on that poo poo for a while.

this. it's too easy to turn into a regular habit. like most things.

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 01:37

Zeroisanumber

Starman Super DX posted:

this. it's too easy to turn into a regular habit. like most things.

I think that we are all kind of predisposed to develop habits and we have to be a little careful about it.

I mean, I like gin a whole lot but I'm getting too old to pass out in my Uber and wake up still kinda buzzed on a Tuesday.

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 01:41

cda: by Hand Knit

I live a life of sobriety and quiet reflection.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 01:47

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

cda is a straight edge mirror, who knew?

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 01:48

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

i live a life of death

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 01:49

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

be good and safe y'all

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 01:49

Zeroisanumber

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

i live a life of death

Whatever makes you happy, fren

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 01:57

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

in my presence, walls collapse and buildings crumble to the ground

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 02:03

Zeroisanumber

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

in my presence, walls collapse and buildings crumble to the ground

Stay out of Mexico.

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 02:04

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

in my presence, walls collapse and buildings crumble to the ground

Oh hey, I didn't know you were Atropus

You must always be the real life of the party. :grin:

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 02:10

WindmillSlayer

smoking tobacco out of a one hitter, ama

# ? Sep 24, 2017 02:13

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

i gotta za with caramelized pears and pepperoni. it is god's own za, my friends.

stay strong sober pals. sobriety is great and makes you sexy

# ? Sep 24, 2017 02:17

Matoi Ryuko

WindmillSlayer posted:

smoking tobacco out of a one hitter, ama

How come brad is short for bradley but chad isnt short for chadley?

# ? Sep 24, 2017 02:20

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

sobriety is great and makes you sexy

Shocking but true. Tbh after only selling alcohol to people for a few years I can safely say that I'd rather have someone into sobriety (As long as it's not like crazy legit straight edge sobriety) instead of someone vehemently opposed to it.

:barf:

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 02:20

WindmillSlayer

Matoi Ryuko posted:

How come brad is short for bradley but chad isnt short for chadley?

frankly, i dont know.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 02:21

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Who is Frankly? Does he know?

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 02:21

WindmillSlayer

Starman Super DX posted:

Who is Frankly? Does he know?

Obviously its Matoi Ryuko. He doesnt know much

# ? Sep 24, 2017 02:29

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Chud is short for Chudley

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 02:32

Zeroisanumber

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Chud is short for Chudley

I named my son Chudley, he hates me

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 02:49

Manifisto

Zeroisanumber posted:

I named my son Chudley, he hates me

on the plus side though it sounds like he's headed for prep school

# ? Sep 24, 2017 02:55

Zeroisanumber

Manifisto posted:

on the plus side though it sounds like he's headed for prep school

I homeschool him. Kid's going to learn to be a coldforger, knocking out intricate designs with a hammer and die. Big market out there for coldforging.

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# ? Sep 24, 2017 02:57