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You can't be in hell you have to guard heaven's gates even if you're not as mean nor as lean. I laughed too. Bad taste jokes are as deeply ingrained in us as trying to marry strippers and mushroom stamping each other.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I laughed.
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not laughing is one step away from complaining about fireworks lighten up, francis
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Yeah that kind of (QUOTATION MARKS) "HUMOR" (CLOSE QUOTATION MARKS) really isn't in keeping with the highest traditions of the Marine Corps and the United States Naval Service. If you want to poke fun at something, poke fun at the phrase "Okinawa Tour".
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man i remember why i hate all you fucks may you all get non-rec'd and have a career stocking shelves at the HEB after you get discharged
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Hey guys I ended up going to an urgent care for the issue I mentioned last page because my BAS loving sucks. Tricare paid for it with no issues. The prescription too.
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I didn't realize I had been probated. Whatever Nostalgic fucker took umbrage with my post should donate the entirety of what 6 hours of 8 years worth of 10 ten dollars equals. Charity of my choice.
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Miloshe posted:I didn't realize I had been probated. Whatever Nostalgic fucker took umbrage with my post should donate the entirety of what 6 hours of 8 years worth of 10 ten dollars equals. Charity of my choice. I did the math, $0.0008561644 is not even enough to get the D-Team at the cherry bomb to even glance at your left ear.
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PathAsc posted:I did the math, $0.0008561644 is not even enough to get the D-Team at the cherry bomb to even glance at your left ear. Buy you a drink, we're giving that jing to the VA.
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Miloshe posted:Buy you a drink, we're giving that jing to the VA. I felt the urge to dial up a few old friends to see what kind of heinous jokes they'd more than likely come up with, then realized they probably are not awake at two in the goddamn morning. Guess that's for the best, you already took the mercy probe. I had a dream that I was back in again, but doing none of the fun poo poo and all of the bad and everyone got really loving timid when I would talk about being overseas. I woke up and hailed satan that I was just dreaming. Doc gave me meds to try to stop this poo poo, but it didn't work. Back to the drawing board.
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We got a week and a half of liberty between two port visits in Australia this float. I got to see the Great Barrier Reef and most of Brisbane and the Gold Coast. I always have a good time when we come out here and this time is no different. AirBnB has been a life saver these past couple of years. It's been way cheaper to just rent a 2 bedroom apartment everywhere we go and split the cost between me and my liberty buddy. That also has kept us away from the rest of the ship and given us a chance to unwind without shore patrol crawling up everyone's rear end.
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No idea, but I'll be damned if they take my loving marn curp thread from me. From the dregs of gbs, to the weirds in pet Island I will shitpost til I die, or lose my loving hands
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PathAsc posted:No idea, but I'll be damned if they take my loving marn curp thread from me. I am playing Monster Hunter in Japanese on my switch and buying video games I probably won't ever play because I feel like I miss out on poo poo every time I deploy again.
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:I am playing Monster Hunter in Japanese on my switch and buying video games I probably won't ever play because I feel like I miss out on poo poo every time I deploy again. I miss my porn station portable. Goddamn cranking one out then getting smurfed taking a liquid hot magma poo poo and playing mhfu was tight.
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Looks like these two fine young infantrymen found gainful employment outside of the USMC. Wonder if this was a side gig while they are still in or if whoever the gently caress this rapper is put a call out for dudes in FROG gear or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CYsguu_8JU
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I couldn't stop watching. Also cringing at the one with the lbv bouncing his barrel to the beat. Should've called me, that beat is meant for a swinging barrel.
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Can you not just buy frog shirts? Worst day of my life was when I figured out I though I was allergic to my newly issues neato high speed shirt. Turns out it was just the detergent I used to wash it that I made me break out in inch high hives.
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Grem posted:Can you not just buy frog shirts? I am sure you can buy FROG gear but both those dudes have a bunch of mannerisms that make me pretty sure they are Marines from some line company nearby.
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:I am sure you can buy FROG gear but both those dudes have a bunch of mannerisms that make me pretty sure they are Marines from some line company nearby. was the mannerism being white? they just seem like two random gun nerds to me.
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vains posted:was the mannerism being white? they just seem like two random gun nerds to me. Let's just ignore the grey belts, sleeve rolls, low bloused trousers, and USMC issued boots. Or the lack of skivvy shirt, the way they hold their rifles, or the "I did a pump in Afghanistan scarf". It's absolutely because they are white.
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why are you watching lovely low rent rap vids my dude
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Dude is also flagging the gently caress out of those buggies in the opening.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:why are you watching lovely low rent rap vids my dude I really don't know how I stumbled across the video. I think someone linked it because they blow the car up at the end or something.
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Listen Listen Listen DD-214
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:Let's just ignore the grey belts, sleeve rolls, low bloused trousers, and USMC issued boots. Or the lack of skivvy shirt, the way they hold their rifles, or the "I did a pump in Afghanistan scarf". It's absolutely because they are white. its a joke, not a dick, you dont have to take it so hard. they also had some dude dressed up like a swat team member. do you think he was raiding the wrong house and killing dogs earlier that day?
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vains posted:its a joke, not a dick, you dont have to take it so hard. Thank you for explaining that to me. I was up most the night worried, that for some reason you just didn't like me.
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You hate me and I hate you If you get louder then I will too Napalm sticks to kids
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PathAsc posted:Napalm sticks to kids Burns their hair and little eyelids French Fried Fingers and Barbeque Ribs!
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:Thank you for explaining that to me. I was up most the night worried, that for some reason you just didn't like me. i thought it was prostate issues lmao
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im not dead but it is so funny to me that people are still enlisted in the YOOL 2017 lmbo gently caress you all
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the dad farm posted:im not dead but it is so funny to me that people are still enlisted in the YOOL 2017 lmbo It's that goddamn usmc d&d commercial.
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[quote="“the dad farm”" post="“476686168”"] im not dead but it is so funny to me that people are still enlisted in the YOOL 2017 lmbo gently caress you all [/quote] It's real bad
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NoNostalgia4Grover posted:terminal lance still existing and chugging along on not-my-marine corps recycled stories is the saddest-funny story of YOOL 2017 ... which branch were in again? It seems like you don't really "get" Terminal Lance.
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Victor Vermis posted:... which branch were in again? It seems like you don't really "get" Terminal Lance. Good to see you're alive Vermis. pre-gwot marines. $100 yearly training budgets, garrison hell lifestyle  Marines bitching about the marine generations before them and AFTER them is eternal, god bless. Terminal Lance being being the only thing that guy will be known for /will do the rest of his life is the joke.
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if we go have a land war in asia, call me. been playing a lot of RS: Vietnam and i got a hankerin to stack some gooks (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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the dad farm posted:if we go have a land war in asia, call me. What if there's a underground land war, do we still call you? Is your tunnel game in RS: vietnam weak or strong, dad farm.
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Hi dad farm!!!
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NoNostalgia4Grover posted:Good to see you're alive Vermis. I think you're confusing TL with something else. I might be wrong; the TL author is, as you point out, a giant loser because he transformed an unremarkable term of enlistment as an infantryman into ONLY a bestseller and a comic book about gay jokes and dick drawings that probably keeps him fed for another decade. You stupid old bitch.
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