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You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Yeah, those Soarers have become beater status now due to age and P Platers (newbie drivers) wanting some Japanese

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


You Am I posted:

Yeah, those Soarers have become beater status now due to age and P Platers (newbie drivers) wanting some Japanese

I don't know why but I always hated Soarers when I was interested in jap stuff.

This is filled with bullshit products:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAgQETYgKuc

"...The beauty of all this is you can do it on the side of the ride with only 5 or 6 tools..."

"..there's only two of us..."

I can't wait til they hear about 'hypermilers'

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Sep 21, 2017

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
Mediocre Porsche page!

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOZd_tYDHx4

Would you buy it?

Bearing in mind that it's not just as a cheap runabout, but as a project you can put on Youtube - so lots of easy work is not such a negative

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


spog posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOZd_tYDHx4

Would you buy it?

Bearing in mind that it's not just as a cheap runabout, but as a project you can put on Youtube - so lots of easy work is not such a negative

Only for turning it into a LeMons car.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


wayfinder posted:

Mediocre Porsche page!

Still one of the coolest looking Porsches tho fam...

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Soarers own.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002


KILL MEEEEEEE

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
It's a whale.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

It's one of those images with the vertical bar you can move back and forth, to compare two different things.

Except not.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

BraveUlysses posted:



KILL MEEEEEEE

:wow:
It's like someone home made a fiberglass kit out of a really fuzzy photo of the front of a new challenger or something.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^
Took the liquify filter to IRL

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

You know this dude was just shaking his head

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InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfLmvKj_dMo
"Imagine a life like this!"

*Films on mobile phone in industrial estate carpark.*

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

BraveUlysses posted:



KILL MEEEEEEE

Google Image Search is impressed:

charliemonster42
Sep 14, 2005


iospace posted:

Only for turning it into a LeMons car.

Or an Exocet...

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

BraveUlysses posted:



KILL MEEEEEEE

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Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

charliemonster42 posted:

Or an Exocet...

It looks like it's already been hit by an Exocet.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Whale Sharks are cool. And docile!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Turns out that BMW that was on fire outside the museum that was posted is a known pest to BMW and set it on fire on purpose:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULVfW1uOW6E

https://drivetribe.com/p/bmw-destro..._source=organic

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Humphreys posted:

Turns out that BMW that was on fire outside the museum that was posted is a known pest to BMW and set it on fire on purpose:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULVfW1uOW6E

https://drivetribe.com/p/bmw-destro..._source=organic

I support this insane man's futile and useless gesture.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I misread that as the BMW being a known pest which its owner set fire to presumably out of frustration, and/or to make an example in front of the other BMWs.

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Just like on Top Gear :allears:

https://i.imgur.com/ZqwtkfN.mp4

Cellular Suicide
Dec 9, 2005

Classical 33's at 45RPM

Hugh G. Rectum posted:

Just like on Top Gear :allears:

I watched my neighbor do this with his 90's Ford Excursion, except instead of a concrete cap or whatever it was a gigantic 4 foot diameter tree in his front yard. He slammed forward and backwards probably a dozen times before finally giving it up.

I poo poo you not he had a new (equally old and lovely) SUV within a week, I have no idea what his goal was.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Humphreys posted:

Turns out that BMW that was on fire outside the museum that was posted is a known pest to BMW and set it on fire on purpose:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULVfW1uOW6E

https://drivetribe.com/p/bmw-destro..._source=organic

I'm not quite sure I follow his logic

So his first car (that he was public about in anger) had some issues, and instead of letting BMW fix it he just smashed it to poo poo

And seems he has just continued on, buying and ruining BMW's.

I mean... that's like an animal rights activist killing a dog and parading the corpse around to garner attention

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

Sappo569 posted:

I'm not quite sure I follow his logic

So his first car (that he was public about in anger) had some issues, and instead of letting BMW fix it he just smashed it to poo poo

And seems he has just continued on, buying and ruining BMW's.

I mean... that's like an animal rights activist killing a dog and parading the corpse around to garner attention

No... it's not quite like that. At all. Burning a car you bought to make a point is weird and maybe useles and obsessive in a slightly disturbing way, but killing a dog to make a point is psychopathic. I'm a little worried that you would draw that parallel. Any dismembered animals in shallow graves in your parents' garden the police should know about?

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
His analogy is bad. But the BMW burner reminds me of the people in mainland China buying iPhones and then destroying them in front of the Apple Store, or being upset about their A4 and damaging it in front of an Audi dealership.

Like, you've already given them your money, they don't lose a whole lot when a person acts crazy.

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot
How could you be upset about an A4 :3:

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
Maybe they bought one with the diesel or the CVT or that crap 1.6 they put in the B7

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?

wayfinder posted:

Mediocre Porsche page!
Those are fighting words, but I'll at least post some pictures of forever ruined 944s.



Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Falken posted:

Those are fighting words, but I'll at least post some pictures of forever ruined 944s.





Somebody call that BMW burner guy.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
the install for forza 7 wants 99 gigs :smithfrog:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

HandlingByJebus posted:

No... it's not quite like that. At all. Burning a car you bought to make a point is weird and maybe useles and obsessive in a slightly disturbing way, but killing a dog to make a point is psychopathic. I'm a little worried that you would draw that parallel. Any dismembered animals in shallow graves in your parents' garden the police should know about?

How on earth did you connect my analogy (maybe a poor one) with assuming it would be something I have done?

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

HandlingByJebus posted:

No... it's not quite like that. At all. Burning a car you bought to make a point is weird and maybe useles and obsessive in a slightly disturbing way, but killing a dog to make a point is psychopathic. I'm a little worried that you would draw that parallel. Any dismembered animals in shallow graves in your parents' garden the police should know about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHRDh0TdTkE

Personally, I think it must suck to be the salesman that let him take it for a test drive.

FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE

Falken posted:

Those are fighting words, but I'll at least post some pictures of forever ruined 944s.

Good page for it.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


FatCow posted:

Good page for it.



:thejoke:

FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE
I skip word only posts because they are pretty much universally terrible.

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

Sappo569 posted:

How on earth did you connect my analogy (maybe a poor one) with assuming it would be something I have done?

You are, perhaps, aware of the fact that this dumb forum is on a dumb humour website?



PS yeah, that's one of our dogs. His name is Tyler and he's a :derp:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

HandlingByJebus posted:

You are, perhaps, aware of the fact that this dumb forum is on a dumb humour website?



PS yeah, that's one of our dogs. His name is Tyler and he's a :derp:

Sir this is Something Awful, humor is no longer allowed here.

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

HandlingByJebus posted:

You are, perhaps, aware of the fact that this dumb forum is on a dumb humour website?



PS yeah, that's one of our dogs. His name is Tyler and he's a :derp:

Nah I only post car pictures in the car picture thread

I don't really over think it past that

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