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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

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MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Benny Harvey posted:

I get what you're saying but then surely if I owned my life then I wouldn't be going out with them in the first place.



Who held a gun to your head and made you date them?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

one day chad will wrap his strong hands around my too-thin neck and take me away from this stacy-world...

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

Yeah I had a big response all lined up for that but just PM me if you want to discuss it.

Hurrr

https://youtu.be/gN12ru3fpw0

don longjohns fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Sep 24, 2017

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Benny Harvey posted:

I get what you're saying but then surely if I owned my life then I wouldn't be going out with them in the first place.

What in the world are you talking about? Just be an adult.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Who held a gun to your head and made you date them?

Society. Can't be some sort of weirdo who hasn't had a relationship into his 30s

Mushika posted:

What in the world are you talking about? Just be an adult.

I am an adult. It's why I need to be in relationships. It's The Done Thing.

Hats Wouldnt Fly
Feb 9, 2010

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Redfont is my hero.

failing forward posted:

Yeah I had a big response all lined up for that but just PM me if you want to discuss it.

Hurrr

https://youtu.be/gN12ru3fpw0

What's the point of a dramatic reading done by a robot?

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

Hats Wouldnt Fly posted:

What's the point of a dramatic reading done by a robot?

Wishful thinking that incels aren't real people and are just a Google experiment perhaps?

my parents boyfriend
Jan 28, 2007

Angel of Piratey Death, Yarrr!
I decided to go ahead and cover Elliot Rodger after reading his manifesto. Not exactly the same kind of content I usually do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI0QcxWScWQ

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
lol just lol that you guys keep seriousposting at hyphz and Benny

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

peter dinklage must make incels so furious lol

yeah I'd smooch pete dinkle in a heartbeat

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~



I've seen this a few times and I refuse to believe it's real.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

SirSamVimes posted:

I've seen this a few times and I refuse to believe it's real.

And yet you know the same low-grade-psychopathy that makes incels so incompetent with women also makes them totally tactless.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010


So wait, literally everything is a cope? Then why is he even still posting there?

Or are relationships with reddit not cope?

Also, Benny, nobody gives a poo poo if you're in your 30s and not in a relationship, and if they do then they are at best tactless. Nobody outside of like immediate family has the time or energy to care about other people's relationships and personal lives.

chumbler fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Sep 24, 2017

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do

chumbler posted:

Also, Benny, nobody gives a poo poo if you're in your 30s and not in a relationship, and if they do then they are at best tactless. Nobody outside of like immediate family has the time or energy to care about other people's relationships and personal lives.
"But my co workers make comments! How can anyone bear that kind of pressure!"
:goonsay:

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



chumbler posted:

So wait, literally everything is a cope? Then why is he even still posting there?

Or are relationships with reddit not cope?

The name gives the sock puppet away. An immature girl inhabited by the ghost consciousness of a dead gay sadist.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
A guy I know doesn't date or even really go out because he's super-focussed on building his own business. Nobody thinks he's a monster, he's just super-driven and will probably end up richer than all of us.

Being single doesn't make you weird. Not hitting the bars every Friday and Saturday doesn't make you weird. Punching yourself in the face and screeching about femoids makes you weird.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

chumbler posted:

So wait, literally everything is a cope? Then why is he even still posting there?

Or are relationships with reddit not cope?

Also, Benny, nobody gives a poo poo if you're in your 30s and not in a relationship, and if they do then they are at best tactless. Nobody outside of like immediate family has the time or energy to care about other people's relationships and personal lives.

Eh, maybe it's just different where you're from?

Ziggy Smalls posted:

"But my co workers make comments! How can anyone bear that kind of pressure!"
:goonsay:

Generally, people don't like to be disrespected.

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

A guy I know doesn't date or even really go out because he's super-focussed on building his own business. Nobody thinks he's a monster, he's just super-driven and will probably end up richer than all of us.

Being single doesn't make you weird. Not hitting the bars every Friday and Saturday doesn't make you weird. Punching yourself in the face and screeching about femoids makes you weird.

Yeah, but see I don't have that kind of "excuse". (I know that's almost certainly not why he's starting his own business, what I mean is that so many people I run into demand to know why oh why I'm single. And honestly, given that I'm fat an socially awkward, I think they'd call bullshit if I said I was starting my own business or something else so time consuming. After all, you're a loving loser Benny, you want oval office more than anything else in the world, I bet you do.)

Also, I don't punch myself in the face or screech about femoids. I reckon 90 percent of women don't want me and I don't blame them one bit.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Benny, if I just agree with you and say that your life is meaningless will you stop making GBS threads up this thread?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


incel posted:

I hate good looking people with good lives.

Good looking guy and good looking gf in their early 20s, living together and have a newborn son. Both have high paying jobs that allow them to have a nice place to live. The girl is utterly in love with her bf, because he is good looking, and everything runs more or less smoothly for them. They never had to worry about being alone or being incel - they are members of the genetic elite, so everything from careers to friendships to romance is handed to them.

No, I refuse to "feel good" for these shits that get to have it all while I rot in loneliness. I am incredibly jealous and I have no shame about it. If you were a starving african child, you wouldn't "feel good" for the guy that gets to eat a big juicy steak every day - you would hate him with all your heart.
Sombody in the thread once suggested a Darfur orphan clause for incel threads...so much for that.

Palpek fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Sep 24, 2017

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


quote:

We truly have it so, so hard. Only disabled and terminally ill people suffer more than us, I would think.

quote:

No, disabled get free poo poo and sympathy, neetbux without guilt

quote:

Hungry Tyrone in Africa still receives sex.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Literally A Person posted:

Benny, if I just agree with you and say that your life is meaningless will you stop making GBS threads up this thread?

I didn't realise that the meaninglessness of my life was even in question

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Benny Harvey posted:

I didn't realise that the meaninglessness of my life was even in question

:droopy:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

I keep some Hungry Tyrone meals in the freezer for when I don't want to cook.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

I keep some Hungry Tyrone meals in the freezer for when I don't want to cook.

:vince::vince::vince:

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

SirSamVimes posted:

I've seen this a few times and I refuse to believe it's real.

The complete lack of reactions to the original post when everyone responding to him has double digit reactions is a dead giveaway that it's fake.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Something that incels(Including the ones in this thread)need to comprehend is that you need to work on yourselves as people first, and this can't be just to get women. If you pick up a hobby solely to have sex, you're never going to get truly invested in that hobby, and the desperation is going to be apparent; go out and do hobbies that you enjoy. You'll like yourself more, and women will be attracted to that. Don't improve yourself for women, men, or anyone else. (Other than a significant other asking you to stop pissing in the loving sink) Improve yourself because you want to be better, and making yourself a more rounded person with hobbies and interests beyond complaining that women don't wanna gently caress you is a way to be better.

Blade Runner fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Sep 24, 2017

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

my hobby is porking

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

David Heinrich posted:

Something that incels(Including the ones in this thread)need to comprehend is that you need to work on yourselves as people first, and this can't be just to get women. If you pick up a hobby solely to have sex, you're never going to get truly invested in that hobby, and the desperation is going to be apparent; go out and do hobbies that you enjoy. You'll like yourself more, and women will be attracted to that. Don't improve yourself for women, men, or anyone else. (Other than a significant other asking you to stop pissing in the loving sink) Improve yourself because you want to be better, and making yourself a more rounded person with hobbies and interests beyond complaining that women don't wanna gently caress you is a way to be better.

"b-but what if I don't enjoy anything? what if the hobbies I like make people hate me? asking me to change any part of myself in any way is basically like killing myself, you monster! :qq:"

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Benny Harvey posted:

Also, I don't punch myself in the face or screech about femoids. I reckon 90 percent of women don't want me and I don't blame them one bit.
Then congratulations, you're normal. Part of becoming an adult is realising you're never going to be a rock star getting your dick sucked nightly. A good life is a decent job, a few beers with the guys on a Friday night and a girl who's not your ideal but she's cute and you get along and you share interests and you're content. Maybe blow a bunch of money at a strip club every once in a while if you absolutely cannot live without playing the guy all the girls want.

This is adulthood. Welcome to the suck.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


u sjold try being hott

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

being hot is good yeah

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Incel makes important discovery: the mall is full of teenagers!!

quote:

Went to the mall today. It was actual suicide fuel.
u/STEM_CEL
First I get to the bus stop and it's already filled with couples and friends heading to the mall. Most are females in groups of 4 or 5 tho. I sit alone at the back and everyone is talking to their friends and SO.

I get to the mall and it's filled with more people. All I see is teenage girls walking around with their friends and being loud and having fun. Then there were couples holding hands everywhere. I also saw a lot of teenage couples just having fun and enjoying life like they don't give a poo poo.

I went to the mall to buy jeans but they were too expensive so after walking around for hours, I decided to sit down and eat.

Food court is filled with couples feeding each other, looking into each other's eyes, group of friends talking and guys teasing girls and playing around with them while girls laugh it off.

Some of these were teenage couples too, which reminded me that my teenage years are over and I'll never get to enjoy life like these younglings.

I sat alone on a single chair table and it felt just like highschool cafeteria when I was eating all alone. When I was eating alone, those group of teenage girls and guys kept looking my way and looked away when I stared back. The couples beside me were also feeling uncomfortable with my presence.

After I finished eating, I hoped on the bus and headed right back home. This time I was sitting beside a group of stacies and they were talking about what they are going to do tonight (since it's friday). They talk about shopping, Chad and their personal life all the way through until they got off.

I finally get off on my stop on campus around 7 pm and guess what I see? Yes first year stacies dressed in those cocktail dress and wearing heels ready to go to the clubs and bar. I freakin ran to my room and went straight to bed and almost started crying. Now I am writing this story from my room.

TL;DR: Went to the mall after a long time and now I feel suicidal.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

David Heinrich posted:

Something that incels(Including the ones in this thread)need to comprehend is that you need to work on yourselves as people first, and this can't be just to get women. If you pick up a hobby solely to have sex, you're never going to get truly invested in that hobby, and the desperation is going to be apparent; go out and do hobbies that you enjoy. You'll like yourself more, and women will be attracted to that. Don't improve yourself for women, men, or anyone else. (Other than a significant other asking you to stop pissing in the loving sink) Improve yourself because you want to be better, and making yourself a more rounded person with hobbies and interests beyond complaining that women don't wanna gently caress you is a way to be better.

100 percent agreed. The only thing is, people don't always allow you the time it takes to make these improvements. You need a loving girlfriend right loving now. Imagine being patronised by some smuggo gently caress who thinks he can loving lord it over you (eg. Telling me to hand over my smartphone so he could install tinder even after I had told him the truth which was that it doesn't work properly on my phone. He laughed and called me a coward. Imagine that, i cant even tell someone the specs of my phone without it coming back to relationships somehow jfc) just because he can get a girlfriend when in reality the only "ability" he had over me was that of settling for women he doesn't find attractive (once described his girlfriend as "kinda fat but gives good head" when drunk and his faced winced as he said "fat").

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Then congratulations, you're normal. Part of becoming an adult is realising you're never going to be a rock star getting your dick sucked nightly. A good life is a decent job, a few beers with the guys on a Friday night and a girl who's not your ideal but she's cute and you get along and you share interests and you're content. Maybe blow a bunch of money at a strip club every once in a while if you absolutely cannot live without playing the guy all the girls want.

This is adulthood. Welcome to the suck.

I'll be honest. I'd rather watch porn and stuff my maw with junk food. (depends on what you mean by cute though)

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Here's an idea: That person is human garbage and you should tell him to go gently caress himself and kick him out of your life. You don't need a girlfriend. You have to understand that you can be a good person without one, and that(As long as you're, y'know, a cool guy who is nice to others and not doing crimes or pissing on toilet paper rolls in public bathrooms or something)you are a good person, you deserve respect, and what you don't deserve is to be abused or forced into a relationship you don't want just because some loving moron insists that you should. Don't ever let anyone tell you you deserve that. I get that people have been telling you that you need a girlfriend to be happy your whole life; those people are wrong. A relationship can be enriching, and being in love with someone is an amazing experience, but it's not the only thing that can make you happy in life. If you don't want it, don't force it. Work on bettering yourself and trying to make yourself happy.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

omg ha ha ha. I can't believe they took that bait.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

David Heinrich posted:

Here's an idea: That person is human garbage and you should tell him to go gently caress himself and kick him out of your life. You don't need a girlfriend. You have to understand that you can be a good person without one, and that(As long as you're, y'know, a cool guy who is nice to others and not doing crimes or pissing on toilet paper rolls in public bathrooms or something)you are a good person, you deserve respect, and what you don't deserve is to be abused or forced into a relationship you don't want just because some loving moron insists that you should. Don't ever let anyone tell you you deserve that. I get that people have been telling you that you need a girlfriend to be happy your whole life; those people are wrong. A relationship can be enriching, and being in love with someone is an amazing experience, but it's not the only thing that can make you happy in life. If you don't want it, don't force it. Work on bettering yourself and trying to make yourself happy.

There's no way of cutting him out of my life without losing my circle of friends though. Beyond that, I'm a petty person who doesn't want to leave as a loser.

E: also as much as I believe I deserve a modicum of respect, that doesn't stop others from disrespecting me. Even people who I don't think are trying to be disrespectful to me have got weirded out by my lack of experience (even though I downplay it, eg. saying that I hadn't had a relationship in the past five years even though the truth at the time was never) or even get somehow offended by me- once I was in a bar and a girl I was with told me bluntly to talk to some girls who had just walked in. I stood there frozen so she rolled her eyes, huffed and stropped off.

Benny Harvey fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Sep 24, 2017

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
get less lovely/petty friends

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Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Suck his d i i i i i i i i ck

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