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I think the real question about seeing the puppies, was did you enjoy it?
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Being a 36 year od man myself this fills me with concern. 
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Sep 22, 2017 21:11
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That's awfully old to be learning puppies aren't real.
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tactlessbastard posted:That's awfully old to be learning puppies aren't real. W-what?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Being a 36 year od man myself this fills me with concern. Just don't talk to strangers and you'll be fine.
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Sep 22, 2017 22:18
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Okay sure, we covered puppies, but what about candy? Is the candy real?
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Sep 22, 2017 22:32
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Candy is an elaborate lie propagated by the dental industry to sell more floss.
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areyoucontagious posted:Okay sure, we covered puppies, but what about candy? Is the candy real? Search your heart
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Sexual assault is no joke. That said, I'm slightly amused and puzzled at an ostensibly grown rear end man falling for a technique usually aimed at mush-brained children.
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The fesh is that the dude found out he's secretly gay or into it, I can't imagine any 36 year old man I know getting tricked into a van and not having the wherewithal to box the guys ears and get the gently caress out of there. Like there are roughly 15 red flags at any point here before you are in danger.
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Bust Rodd posted:The fesh is that the dude found out he's secretly gay or into it, I can't imagine any 36 year old man I know getting tricked into a van and not having the wherewithal to box the guys ears and get the gently caress out of there. Maybe the van was labeled "FREE (insert confessioner's political party) ADVICE" on the side when the guy got inside. It worked for Milo from Breibart.
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of course Scientology goon posted a followupquote:So I just saw exactly why I was scared to post my confession - a bunch of goons decide to attack with ignorance and slander about Scientology. you can tell it's not a cult because they treat not liking Scientology as some kind of mental disorder quote:Hey all, this is the goon who wrote in ages ago about recent-grad job search depression, then later got an unpaid internship at a good company through a contact. Writing in to update on that and also for some advice. Personally speaking I have no idea why you'd do this much work for a company that isn't paying you money  What exactly did designing this app entail? Did you do any coding or did you just mock up all the UI in Photoshop?Also, what were the original terms of this internship? The way it's worked at every company I've ever worked at is that internships are for a set amount of time (3 months usually) and at the end of that timeframe, either they extend a full-time offer, or they don't and the intern moves on with their life instead of staying on the hook forever. And those are paid internships. 6 months is a really friggin long time to go unpaid. Are you just working there Until Your Thing Is Done or what? If I were you I'd have a talk with your boss about what the future is going to look like. You don't seem to have any idea when or how this internship will end or what their plans are for you afterward, and you need to find out. You don't have to phrase this as making any demands of them or whatever if you don't want to; you just need some information about your future so you can plan accordingly. Way too many young people are forced to give away way too much labor for free in the 21st-century economy; it's stupid.
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quote:was deeply mentally ill and sexually ambiguous
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Sep 23, 2017 13:23
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Yeah, just approach your boss and ask directly. Let him/her know everything you just told us. If you get along with everyone and they value your skills and you tell the boos "I like working here with all of you guys and have faith in this company and what it's doing, but I'm just wondering what my future looks like here once my internship is over," then they'll let you know where their head is at. It's not pushy, you're not asking for anything weird, and it's your career so it's definitely something you deserve to know.
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Sep 23, 2017 13:25
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The Scientology one gives me the same douche-thrill as the very best parts of the Star Citizen thread.
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Sep 23, 2017 19:18
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We're not crazy, here sign this billion year contract
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Sep 23, 2017 19:27
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If you don't have money you can always sell your soul Maybe you should quit the fake therapy and mind-control and see a real therapist
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As someone who lives in the ~spiritual headquarters~ of scientology, they are in fact all batshit crazy.
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I love the idea that if you don't have enough money they have payment plans to help you afford salvation. How anyone can look at that and not see it as a scam is beyond me.
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We're not a cult. You can leave whenever you want, it's just that the only people who leave are horrible deviants that must be suppressed. That time the Church of Scientology infiltrated the US Government: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Snow_White (One of) the time(s) the church tried to imprison or otherwise have a critic committed: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Freakout But if you want to practice your Plan Nine from Outer Faith, but without having to follow the whims of a shadowy council that only exists under Admiralty law, there's the "Free Zone" scientologists, which is basically the Protestant version I guess.
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I prefer my cults with more doom and less cheques, thank you
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Torquemada posted:The Scientology one gives me the same douche-thrill as the very best parts of the Star Citizen thread. Wait, Star Citizen hasn't imploded yet? (checking) Nope, the train is still lumbering down the track.
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To Scientology goon: toning isn't real, it's a made up concept. You can only build muscle mass, you can't tone it.
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I squealed on the anime video game and everyone in the thread called me a snitch
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fruit on the bottom posted:We're not a cult. You can leave whenever you want, it's just that the only people who leave are horrible deviants that must be suppressed. Free Zone is a pretty awesome name for a renegade sect, you gotta admit.
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Inescapable Duck posted:Free Zone is a pretty awesome name for a renegade sect, you gotta admit. It makes me feel like a big game of Calvinball. "Those doctrines are protected by copyright." "Can't touch us, we're in the Free Zone"
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quote:When I was 13-16 I would frequently let the family dog eat poop out of my butthole. He would always hang out in my room, so when I had to poop I would get on all fours and drop my pants so he knew what was up. The trick was pooping slowly enough that he could comfortably eat it without making a mess, but quickly enough that he wouldnt nibble on my butthole for more, which was painful. uh wow ok quote:When I was 17 I started dating a 14yo. It was absolutely not out of malice or predatory intent on my part, I was just an immature teenage loner too excited that A Girl was being nice to me to realize that she was too young for me. We made out a couple times but never did The Sex. Eventually I learned she was lying about my age to her parents, which sparked the introspection in me that eventually led me to stop seeing her after a year. Honestly yeah I remember being in high school and talking about how skeevy it was that a senior was dating a freshman (that guy was pretentious as hell so it's kind of funny in retrospect) but in the long-term, in the big scheme of things, that girl was three years younger than you, man. Three years is not a huge enough difference for you to carry the guilt of it to your grave. If you met her now that'd be basically no difference at all. My wife is more than 3 years younger than me. If it's been twelve years you need to get over this. Hell, she knows it too. She literally does not care. Just don't date a 14-year-old at your current age and you'll be fine.
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loquacius posted:Dog poop story 
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Wb Morally Inept
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For the love of loving dog don't get a new dog dogpoop goon. Please. What you're describing is basically beastialisty and isn't good for the dog
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Nabokov posted:When I was 17 I started dating a 14yo. Yeah, 17 dating 14 is no biggie, especially with no sex. It passes the half seven rule. Of course if you're thinking of plowing a 14yo girl *now*, get help.
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15 and 16 is legal in most of europe so a 17 year old hoking up with a 14 year old IS still strange though, simply because most 14 year olds are still really childish while 17 year olds are usually starting to reach that adult pleateu
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Fartbox posted:15 and 16 is legal in most of europe so I'd say that if he felt a little weird about it/broke up with her after he found out she was lying about her age, "starting to reach that adult plateau" describes perfectly what was going on there. (The "starting to" is a really important bit.)
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The overwhelming majority of states have a "peers" clause that specifically states this is ok. If you are within 3/4 years of the AoC it's not a problem, and I think there's only like 8 states that don't have that. My girlfriend in High School was 18 when I was 16, it's not weird at all, deep breaths. Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Sep 24, 2017 |
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Sep 24, 2017 17:39
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I first met my wife in high school. She was a fresh and I was a junior. We didn't start dating for another two years. We were both in the same youth activity.
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loquacius posted:dog turd goon Why are you so loving broken?
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Fartbox posted:15 and 16 is legal in most of europe so Are you seriously suggesting that a 17 year old is a fully mature adult 
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Sep 24, 2017 18:15
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Anyone under 25 is usually retarded. It's the human condition.
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bradzilla posted:Are you seriously suggesting that a 17 year old is a fully mature adult If you can read the subs on a fresh anime rip you can file your loving tax return goddamit.
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