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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 3 GDT: Sunday Night Football
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Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
I hope Aaron Rodgers is literally killed on the field. That's the only thing that can make the NFL palatable again. Otherwise, I've finally reached the last straw.

Move every team to LA to play in front of 10,000 fans while Roger Goodell jacks off over it, this garbage league is done for

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 I LOVE YOU JAKE ELLIOT

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 WHAT WHATW WHATWETAGWFEWAFG#EWG

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Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Volkerball posted:

What a crock of poo poo. They had time to spike it if the clock was running.

That was 3rd down.

I do imagine they could have hustled up and gotten off the 4th down snap, probably with 1-2 seconds left, though.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 Big Dick Jake Elliot made that kick WITH his dick

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warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Marquis de Pyro posted:

It was called a TD on the field, it was a matter of inches. They never overturn spots like that. Except when it automatically ends the game I guess

LOL this is a load of bullshit. He was down, they got the call right. Not sure what TFF is all upset about.

e:

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I hope Aaron Rodgers is literally killed on the field. That's the only thing that can make the NFL palatable again. Otherwise, I've finally reached the last straw.

Move every team to LA to play in front of 10,000 fans while Roger Goodell jacks off over it, this garbage league is done for

lol nice meltdown. See you in the SNF GDT.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Riverseption!

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I hope Aaron Rodgers is literally killed on the field. That's the only thing that can make the NFL palatable again. Otherwise, I've finally reached the last straw.

Move every team to LA to play in front of 10,000 fans while Roger Goodell jacks off over it, this garbage league is done for

:discourse:

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
It's a bad idea to ice a kicker. McAdoo is bad. Giants bad.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Holy poo poo that Eagles FG :stare:

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



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WHAT WHATW WHATWETAGWFEWAFG#EWG
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TRUMP

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


 I see the Packers defense still has giant gaping holes in it

Thanks Dom Capers

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
Elliott would have made that from 91. What an easy kick

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Jesus how short was that of the all time record

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MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



 McAdoo needs a new haircut he's like Samson.

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
P.S.: Golden Tate was not down

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Democrazy posted:

It's a bad idea to ice a kicker. McAdoo is bad. Giants bad.

That was a terrible icing. You gotta get it so they attempt the kick.

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Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
whats the record for the longest FG outside of denver

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 the Giants really john foxed themselves into that loss

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Jesus how short was that of the all time record

4 yards

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
FUCN YES GO LITTLE KICKER WOOT

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I hope Aaron Rodgers is literally killed on the field. That's the only thing that can make the NFL palatable again. Otherwise, I've finally reached the last straw.

Move every team to LA to play in front of 10,000 fans while Roger Goodell jacks off over it, this garbage league is done for

This GDT is deliverin'.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 the bengals drafted the kicker who just won a game on a 61 yarder, and cut him in the preseason. because he's a rookie and was kinda 50/50. wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I hope Aaron Rodgers is literally killed on the field. That's the only thing that can make the NFL palatable again. Otherwise, I've finally reached the last straw.

Move every team to LA to play in front of 10,000 fans while Roger Goodell jacks off over it, this garbage league is done for

:what:

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Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


 yay a PA team won today

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
That kicker is getting laid tonight.

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
good loving god he coulda made that from 65 and he gave the upright a kiss to boot.

football is good :unsmith:

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Carson wentz MANAGED THE loving GAME

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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
I came to see if the what, 2 Lions fans in TFF were melting down and lololololol

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Lol

Lions lost because they scored a touchdown with 8 seconds left in the game

Touchdowns inside 2 minute warnings are automatically reviewed

It was overturned

Because the clock was running when they stopped ot review, there is an automatic 10 second runoff

Falcons win 30-26

Correct except for the part where they scored a touchdown. He was short.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 is that the longest non-denver non-dempsey field goal ever

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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
GOD BLESS AMERICA SUCK MY BALLS NEW YORK YOU loving BABY BACK BITCHES

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

SKULL.GIF posted:

Lol

Lions lost because they scored a touchdown with 8 seconds left in the game

Touchdowns inside 2 minute warnings are automatically reviewed

It was overturned

Because the clock was running when they stopped ot review, there is an automatic 10 second runoff

Falcons win 30-26

wait what the gently caress

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Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I hope Aaron Rodgers Tom Brady is literally killed on the field. That's the only thing that can make the NFL palatable again. Otherwise, I've finally reached the last straw.

Move every team to LA to play in front of 10,000 fans while Roger Goodell jacks off over it, this garbage league is done for
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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017

sexy tiger boobs posted:

Correct except for the part where they scored a touchdown. He was short.

He scored a touchdown, they automatically reviewed it, it was found to be not a touchdown and overturned, don't be a pedant

If they had called it short originally then the Lions get another play. The Lions explicitly lost because the refs called touchdown

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Vertical Lime posted:

is that the longest non-denver non-dempsey field goal ever

Bryant hit a 62 yarder before, not sure where though.

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MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



 If anything that Lions play should be inconclusive. It's not clear if anyone touched him.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Leviathan posted:

whats the record for the longest FG outside of denver

Is it still 63 from that Saints kicker with half a foot?

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

SKULL.GIF posted:

He scored a touchdown, they automatically reviewed it, it was found to be not a touchdown and overturned, don't be a pedant

So you mean he didn't score a touchdown then?

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Silly Burrito posted:

That kicker is getting laid tonight.

He'd loving better, godDAMN that kick.

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