Current Events September 2017: 6-foot-7 grandfather

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Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

If you play at a service academy your overall w-l record should impact your career path. Every loss is another year or service obligation or something.

Some dudes will be doing 35+ years.

They're already the officers doing over 20. That's half the loving problem.

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lightpole: Jun 4, 2004; I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

facialimpediment posted:

Looks like this travel ban poo poo will be headed to the Supreme Court after all. The Supreme Court attempted to punt deciding on it until it expired, making it moot, but looks like Trump just extended and expanded it.

https://twitter.com/DevlinBarrett/status/912100421862350848

North Korea, Venezuela, and Chad added to the travel ban.

I don't think SCOTUS is going to look kindly on this. They really don't want to clarify this and made that pretty clear in their decision on the last one. The whole purpose of the first one was given as a chance to review procedures and poo poo.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 02:43

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Chongo would make and amazing nose tackle.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 02:48

Miloshe: Oct 25, 2009; The little chicken girl wants me to ease up!
He can't handle!
He cries like woman!

LingcodKilla posted:

Chongo would make and amazing nose tackle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50yg8cvzmDE

Probably someone's retired DI.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 02:57

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nati...m=.22226a84a130

so it turns out that the nashville shooting was perpetrated by a legal resident from sudan and stopped by a guy who took the gun from him and shot him.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 03:04

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

ElMaligno posted:

GUESS WHAT gently caress FACES MY MOM AND DAD ARE OK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hell yeah. Based on when my brother updated his status, I think your family and his in-laws all got access at around the same time. :feelsgood:

# ? Sep 25, 2017 03:12

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

vains posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nati...m=.22226a84a130

so it turns out that the nashville shooting was perpetrated by a legal resident from sudan and stopped by a guy who took the gun from him and shot him.

This is gonna be such a poo poo show.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 03:17

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

ElMaligno posted:

GUESS WHAT gently caress FACES MY MOM AND DAD ARE OK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Goddamn that's a relief

# ? Sep 25, 2017 03:19

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

vains posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nati...m=.22226a84a130

so it turns out that the nashville shooting was perpetrated by a legal resident from sudan and stopped by a guy who took the gun from him and shot him.

Ironically, Sudan was just removed from the travel ban.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 03:20

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

redneck nazgul posted:

Ironically, Sudan was just removed from the travel ban.

Well son, looks like it's time to revise it then! is what I bet the response will be

# ? Sep 25, 2017 04:55

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

REAL ANGERY ABOUT THE FOOTBALL

# ? Sep 25, 2017 08:23

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

A year ago if you told me that conservatives would be boycotting the NFL, I'd call you crazy.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 09:09

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

They'll just watch college ball where the players stay in the locker room during the anthem, to spare them the terrible sight.

And also because college players are slaves.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 09:51

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Slim Pickens posted:

REAL ANGERY ABOUT THE FOOTBALL

This guys still gonna be watching and buying tickets.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 11:10

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

https://twitter.com/jonny_is_good/status/911977695185178625

i loving love the idea that kneeling during the anthem is the only way that these guys making $500k-$25mil have a voice. i love espn breathless coverage of this. i guess they think thats why people watch sports, idk.

i hope that every second of my life can be politicized so that there is nothing enjoyable left.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 11:15

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

Man that is one weak-rear end Twitter burn. "The thing I hate that is pissing me off is really a good thing because other people are going to be forced to watch football".

# ? Sep 25, 2017 11:45

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

i think hes black and on the left.

it is a funny burn because people are going to do stuff they dont like just to support the cause. lol

# ? Sep 25, 2017 11:59

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

vains posted:

i think hes black and on the left.

it is a funny burn because people are going to do stuff they dont like just to support the cause. lol

that's uh...

that's what protesting is my man

# ? Sep 25, 2017 12:06

my kinda ape: Sep 15, 2008; Everything's gonna be A-OK; Oven Wrangler

bird food bathtub posted:

Man that is one weak-rear end Twitter burn. "The thing I hate that is pissing me off is really a good thing because other people are going to be forced to watch football".

that's not what's happening there lol

vains posted:

i think hes black and on the left.

it is a funny burn because people are going to do stuff they dont like just to support the cause. lol

It's this.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 12:19

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

Ah, I didn't click through. It came off as someone getting their panties in a twist because "dum liburals are watching football, hurr hurr I win!".

# ? Sep 25, 2017 12:51

my kinda ape: Sep 15, 2008; Everything's gonna be A-OK; Oven Wrangler

Maybe you just don't yet have a fatal dose of irony poisoning!

# ? Sep 25, 2017 12:57

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

More like gridirony poisoning.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 13:04

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/DaleJr/status/912284220067893248

C'mon, do it NASCAR

# ? Sep 25, 2017 13:11

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/DaleJr/status/912284220067893248

C'mon, do it NASCAR

Unlike his father he is turning left.

# ? Sep 25, 2017 13:12

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!